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12 Days Of Christmas...

December 18 2012

Add a day :)On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me I large Tube of glow in the dark lube...

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  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My true love sent to me 3 swiss massuers ... (at the same time)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My true love sent to me: Three bi men, Two unicorns, and 1 large tube of glow in the dark lube.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me   4 sliding needle bars

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My true love gave to me... Wtf??? True love??? Bahahaha...ok ok....Jesus....5 anal beads

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Hey Hun cool Thread :) Merry Xmas BTW x On the 6th Day of Xmas My Truelove gave to me 1st Day ! Lg Tube glow in the dark Lube..I'm allergic too OUCH!!! 2nd Day 2 Unicorns God Knows what I do with those oops! shoelace unties ..OUCH! I know Not bend Over he!he! 3rd Day 3.Swiss Masseurs Now Ya talking mmmmmmmmm 3rd Day 3 Bi Men I can watch to please me then Play to pleasure me too OH! Yeh! Way to go Lover ha!ha! 4th Day 4.Sliding needle Bars wowwow11 What the Hell !are those he!he! 5.th Day Oh! Damn this was getting Interesting been there done that twice he!he! Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!! 6thDay .. My Truelove gave to Meeeeeeeeeeeee! 6 transmitted STDs and The Money to cover the fees he!he! My Waroped Humour !! To Be Continued .. Cheers Lu :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    On the 7 th day Of Christmas my true love gave to me, .......a big dose of the shits so I kicked his arse out

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Or should that be Seven Couples a Swinging?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Eight Floggers Flogging...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My true love sent to me: Ten Toms a peeping, Nine ladies pole dancing, Eight floggers flogging, Seven couples a swinging, Six transmitted STDs, Five anal beads, Four sliding needle bars, Three bi men, Two unicorns, and 1 large tube of glow in the dark lube.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Eleven lusty lechers Ten Toms a peeping, Nine ladies pole dancing, Eight floggers flogging, Seven couples a swinging, Six transmitted STDs, Five anal beads, Four sliding needle bars, Three bi men, Two unicorns, and 1 large tube of glow in the dark lube. And maybe an iPad that puts in spaces?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    what happened to the birds...french hens...mmmmaybe Bridget,Catherine,Emmanuel,Juliet and Jane.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    If I was good, he would give me his candy stick and all my xmas s would cum at once   I dropped my clothes and said, hey hey hey santa gonna stay he looked at his pants and said hey hey hey santa has to stay ,never going to fit up the chimney this way.. and then he tossed his cookies all over my tits and I drank his milk

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    all the cum...!!!.....oops............. I mean fun .........????????????????