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15 scientifically-backed penis facts...

April 23 2015

Courtesy of Diply.... 1) Only one in four hundred males are flexible enough to give themselves oral pleasure. 2) The male orgasm can only last around six seconds. For comparison the female orgasm can last twenty-three seconds. 3) Smoking can actually shorten your penis length up to one full centimetre. 4) A teaspoon of semen equals a mere seven calories. 5) Doctors can grow up to twenty-three thousand square metres of skin from the circumcised foreskin of infants. It's used to treat burn victims. 6) There is a fish with a penis on its head, behind its mouth. It's called the Phallostethus cuulong. 7) The penis is shaped like a boomerang when in the missionary position. 8) No brain is necessary for ejaculation. The ejaculation order comes from the spinal cord. 9) The biggest human penis measures thirteen and a half inches long. The male refused to star in pornographic films. However, he has agreed to donate it to the Icelandic Phallological Museum. 10) If unused, the penis can shrink by one or two centimetres. 11) There are forty-two different kinds of bacteria found on an uncircumcised penis. 12) Your penis is either a "grower" or a "show-er." In simple terms, if the penis increases significantly in length when erect, it's a grower, if not, it's a show-er. 13) Sensitivity does decline with age. 14) Half of the length of the penis is inside the body. It's like an iceberg. 15) Most men actually aren't circumcised. However, the World Health Organisation now recommends the procedure as a way to help reduce HIV risks by up to sixty percent.

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RHP User

10 years ago

Some very cool facts there..... May have to rename TM's appendage "The Titanic" , Every time it's outs, I go down on it...... Sad joke!!

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RHP User

10 years ago

1) Only one in four hundred males are flexible enough to give themselves oral pleasure. The other 399 are still trying. 2) The male orgasm can only last around six seconds. For comparison the female orgasm can last twenty-three seconds. Which is coincidentally the same time it takes for us to fall asleep afterwards. 3) Smoking can actually shorten your penis length up to one full centimetre. Hopefully not RHP cm! Not that it would bother a non-smoker like me. 4) A teaspoon of semen equals a mere seven calories. More importantly, at least 6 loads are required to meet the minimum recommended daily intake. 5) Doctors can grow up to twenty-three thousand square metres of skin from the circumcised foreskin of infants. It's used to treat burn victims. Is there anything a penis can't do? 6) There is a fish with a penis on its head, behind its mouth. It's called the Phallostethus cuulong. Sounds like a dickhead. 7) The penis is shaped like a boomerang when in the missionary position. I know mine will always keep coming back for more. 8) No brain is necessary for ejaculation. The ejaculation order comes from the spinal cord. No brain is needed to get the penis even remotely interested in ejaculation, he can do that all by himself. 9) The biggest human penis measures thirteen and a half inches long. The male refused to star in pornographic films. However, he has agreed to donate it to the Icelandic Phallological Museum. So is mine, if I put it really close to the mirror. 10) If unused, the penis can shrink by one or two centimetres. Like that's ever going to happen. 11) There are forty-two different kinds of bacteria found on an uncircumcised penis. How many in a vagina? Or your mouth? 12) Your penis is either a "grower" or a "show-er." In simple terms, if the penis increases significantly in length when erect, it's a grower, if not, it's a show-er. Don't forget about shrinkage! It's just not going to look as impressive after a cold swim, give us a break. 13) Sensitivity does decline with age. So does... oh crap I forget. 14) Half of the length of the penis is inside the body. It's like an iceberg. We have been trying to tell you for years we are deeper than we appear. 15) Most men actually aren't circumcised. However, the World Health Organisation now recommends the procedure as a way to help reduce HIV risks by up to sixty percent. Glad I had it done a long time ago then, because no one is getting near it with a scalpel now!

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On_Safari

10 years ago

That fish isn't the only one with a dick on his head he's just lucky it can be seen.....alot of men have trouble with that......😇 amd I'll take 7 loads of cum after I see you do it Mr Does 😝 as for the foreskin being harvested for burn victims what more nobler sacrifice can man make for his fellow man/woman/child? Off with the lot of them I say!!! (Wanders off to sharpen rusty knife 😈 ...... I might even be able to help remove the dicks from some men's heads if not their hands.....)

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RHP User

10 years ago

It's a sharing platform website, full of useless information and interesting tidbits. Sometimes they are one and the same... See above.

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RHP User

10 years ago

My closest friend did the most hilarious stand up comedy act on the Phallostethus cuulong. Had me in fits for bloody ages

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Mischeviouslad

10 years ago

Quoting 'SimonDoes' 1) Only one in four hundred males are flexible enough to give themselves oral pleasure. This explains why teenagers lock themselves in their room. 2) The male orgasm can only last around six seconds. For comparison the female orgasm can last twenty-three seconds. But a guy can be a wanker indefinitely 3) Smoking can actually shorten your penis length up to one full centimetre. Thanks but I'll stick to smoked salmon... 4) A teaspoon of semen equals a mere seven calories. But making it burned way more..... so ladies.... with the new Cockmaster 2000 you can burn calories and earn a nutritious snack. 5) Doctors can grow up to twenty-three thousand square metres of skin from the circumcised foreskin of infants. It's used to treat burn victims. I guess this helps answer the cut v uncut topic?.... for the greater good of humanity! 6) There is a fish with a penis on its head, behind its mouth. It's called the Phallostethus cuulong. The correct name for this fish is the Cockgobbler 7) The penis is shaped like a boomerang when in the missionary position. And its shaped like a XXXXX 8) No brain is necessary for ejaculation. The ejaculation order comes from the spinal cord. The brain was disengaged the moment boobs became involved. 9) The biggest human penis measures thirteen and a half inches long. The male refused to star in pornographic films. However, he has agreed to donate it to the Icelandic Phallological Museum. The penis donated to the museum will of course..... suffer some significant shrinkage Iceland. 10) If unused, the penis can shrink by one or two centimetres. With the exception of RHP penises, which continue to grow, and grow, and grow 11) There are forty-two different kinds of bacteria found on an uncircumcised penis. There are forty-two different kinds of bacteria on a teenage boys hand.... you do the math 12) Your penis is either a "grower" or a "show-er." In simple terms, if the penis increases significantly in length when erect, it's a grower, if not, it's a show-er. Unless... you happen to be very small, or dysfunctional... then... its a D'Oh'er 13) Sensitivity does decline with age. True..... I give less of a shit than I used to. 14) Half of the length of the penis is inside the body. It's like an iceberg. If you're Jewish, its a little less.... and called a Goldberg, not an iceberg. 15) Most men actually aren't circumcised. However, the World Health Organisation now recommends the procedure as a way to help reduce HIV risks by up to sixty percent. Most men in RHP measure their penis by stretching the foreskin as far as possible like a tube sock.....and measuring the combined length.............. And double it

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compressor

10 years ago

wow that is one massive penis the guy had.

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RHP User

10 years ago

Explains a lot !

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RHP User

10 years ago

to confirm the calorie content of sperm and he said to me "darling, if you swallow, no one cares how fat you are!"

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RHP User

10 years ago

Hell funny, i haven't laughed uncontrollably like that in so long, I'll be stealing a few of these i'm sure - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

10 years ago

3) Smoking can actually shorten your penis length up to one full centimetre. Wouldn't this the most effective plain packaging advertising deterent for males? 10) If unused, the penis can shrink by one or two centimetres. Mine never shrank over the years, so I take it masturbation counts as "use". 14) Half of the length of the penis is inside the body. It's like an iceberg. I think many men know this, and include this in their measurements :) And surely I can make a Titanic reference here.

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RHP User

10 years ago

11) There are forty-two different kinds of bacteria found on an uncircumcised penis. Would that be before or after it has been in a mouth?

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RHP User

10 years ago

11) There are forty-two different kinds of bacteria found on an uncircumcised penis. I read that there are about 44 bacterial species on your forearm, and 600 in your mouth... so its probably better off to greet with a 69 than a kiss ;)

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