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January 22 2013

I was just in another forum about spelling mistakes we all make..Great Topic Freya :)Then I had this flash of thought..Due to Modern Technology the English language is shortening into TEXTING SHORTHAND and CHAT ABBREVIATIONS.There's a site called The Text Message Translator.I also read about Text Message Pimps - Those who respond to messages under 6 secs who use a lot of Sex Texting. There are some classics out there.* 1174 =Nude Club* AITR = Adult in the room (my daughter with friends over will text this to each other; Like WTF?? of course I'm in the effin room)* bcoz = because* DTC = Deep Throat Chuckle* Do you use TEXTING LINGO or do you type word for word???Sex Texter Pimp??Best abbreviation you've seen?? (millions out there)MYSELF - word for word and yes have done the odd imaginative sex texting

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I rather use the full word as I don't know what people are chating about when they use short hand......   I'm very old school     GT

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Men I'd like to forget =MILF

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ATD – At the Doctor’s AIID – Am I Incontinent? Depends BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth CBM – Covered by Medicare CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center DWI – Driving While Incontinent FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers FWIW – Forgot Where I Was FYI – Found Your Insulin GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA – Got Heartburn Again HANNB — Hearing Aids Need New Batteries HYSMT — Have You Seen My Teeth? HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out LOL – Living on Lipitor LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On OMMR – On My Massage Recliner OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up! GG TTPA– Gotta Go. Time To Pee Again TTYL – Talk to You Louder WAITT – Who Am I Talking To? WDIDT — Why Did I Do That? WDYS–What Did Y0u Say? WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again WTP – Where’s the Prunes WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    the Human Inplant Transmitter ..program begins it's trial phase.This implant will eliminate the need for any extraneous devices to be employed in human communication.Every message you need to convey will instantly be transmitted to its intended recipient .Moblile phones will become obsolete with this amazingly innovative technology.The incidents of chronic thumb RSI will decrease significantly .Unfortunately until the trial phase of the program is completed ,it is not known whether or not there will be any brain left to scan. However Prof.I.M.A.Nootjohb is confident that the loss of a few already at risk brains is no big deal. Freya Assistant Professor In No Brainer Science.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The only ones I use are lol and PMSL. With predictive text there really is no excuse. And what about misspelling words on purpose (at least I think so)? Is it to sound cool? I've received several emails now from a man who states in his profile he wants to be nauti. It has me SMH every time.   (That would be Shaking My Head).

  • Lifes_great

    Lifes_great

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'ATD – At the Doctor’s AIID – Am I Incontinent? Depends BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth CBM – Covered by Medicare CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center DWI – Driving While Incontinent FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers FWIW – Forgot Where I Was FYI – Found Your Insulin GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA – Got Heartburn Again HANNB — Hearing Aids Need New Batteries HYSMT — Have You Seen My Teeth? HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out LOL – Living on Lipitor LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On OMMR – On My Massage Recliner OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up! GG TTPA– Gotta Go. Time To Pee Again TTYL – Talk to You Louder WAITT – Who Am I Talking To? WDIDT — Why Did I Do That? WDYS–What Did Y0u Say? WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again WTP – Where’s the Prunes WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil Sorry but I spell out all my text messages, it's made a lot easier with the iPhones.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I don't even use lol, etc. I don't like using winks either but I do when communicating on here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I commonly use this one, only when I am actually laughing out loud - sure beats typing it!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I definitely prefer to spell words out... as GTBI says old school i know but i spell/write the way i speak...   I use the odd lol in a text or email - only to ensure the person on the other end doesn't interpret what i've said the wrong way... dam written word gets me into trouble sometimes! AND i hate having to re-read texts & emails because i have noooooooooooo idea what people are saying sometimes!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If you're texting I see nothing wrong with using TXT instead of actual words. If you're sending an email, or a private message on RHP then you do want to go that little extra and write the words out in full. I find it is easier when you need to send a text just to shorten things. Especially when you're out and about. What's so wrong with "How R U?" or "OMW how many ppl r there now?" or "Pic U up b4 6 WTB drinkies 1st" Nothing! Speaking about laughing abbreviations, I have actually heard a few people who instead of laughing at something actually say "LOL" or "RoFLs", just a sign of the times I guess. RoFLMAO is my favourite!

  • WoodyWoodcock

    WoodyWoodcock

    12 years ago

    lmfao ppl, cya 📱

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Even though I don't what it means.Tara has given me a slip of paper, she has been carrying in her purse from our early years... Mado ura6uldv8. I like that one, and oicuraqt.Mado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    45 Sexting Terms:Nude Club - Friends with Benefits1. 1174 = nude club 2. 53X = sex 3. 8 = oral sex 4. Banana = penis 5. BJ = blow job 6. BMS = baby making sex 7. BOB = battery operated boyfriend 8. CBJ = covered blow job 9. CU46 = see you for sex 10. DUM = do you masturbate? 11. DURS = damn you are sexy 12. DUSL = do you scream loud? 13. DWPKOTL = deep wet passionate kiss on the lips 14. F/IB = in the front or in the back 15. FMUTA = f*** me up the a** 16. FOl = fond of leather 17. FWB = friends with benefits45 Sexting Terms: Get Naked on Cam - Sext on Text18. GNOC = get naked on cam 19. GYPO = get your pants off 20. I&I = intercourse & inebriation 21. IIT = is it tight? 22. ILF/MD = I love female/male dominance 23. IMEZYRU = I'm easy, are you? 24. IPN = I'm posting naked 25. ITS = intense text sex 26. IWSN = I want sex now 27. J/O = jerking off 28. JEOMK = just ejaculated on my keyboard 29. Kitty = vagina 30. LB?W/C like bondage, whips or chains? 31. LF = let's f*** 32. LH6 = let's have sex 33. LHOS = let's have sex online 34. LHU = let's hook up 35. MNSNUW = mini-skirt, no underwear 36. NFS = need for sex 37. PRON = porn 38. Q2C = quick to cum 39. RUH = are you horny? 40. SOT = sex on text45 Sexting Terms: Straight or Gay - Ecstacy41. SoG = straight or gay? 42. TDTM = talk dirty to me 43. TTA = tap that a** 44. WYFM = will you f*** me? 45. XTC = ecstacy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    45 Sexting Terms:Nude Club - Friends with Benefits1. 1174 = nude club 2. 53X = sex 3. 8 = oral sex 4. Banana = penis 5. BJ = blow job 6. BMS = baby making sex 7. BOB = battery operated boyfriend 8. CBJ = covered blow job 9. CU46 = see you for sex 10. DUM = do you masturbate? 11. DURS = damn you are sexy 12. DUSL = do you scream loud? 13. DWPKOTL = deep wet passionate kiss on the lips 14. F/IB = in the front or in the back 15. FMUTA = f*** me up the a** 16. FOl = fond of leather 17. FWB = friends with benefitsGet Naked on Cam - Sext on Text18. GNOC = get naked on cam 19. GYPO = get your pants off 20. I&I = intercourse & inebriation 21. IIT = is it tight? 22. ILF/MD = I love female/male dominance 23. IMEZYRU = I'm easy, are you? 24. IPN = I'm posting naked 25. ITS = intense text sex 26. IWSN = I want sex now 27. J/O = jerking off 28. JEOMK = just ejaculated on my keyboard 29. Kitty = vagina 30. LB?W/C like bondage, whips or chains? 31. LF = let's f*** 32. LH6 = let's have sex 33. LHOS = let's have sex online 34. LHU = let's hook up 35. MNSNUW = mini-skirt, no underwear 36. NFS = need for sex 37. PRON = porn 38. Q2C = quick to cum 39. RUH = are you horny? 40. SOT = sex on textStraight or Gay - Ecstacy41. SoG = straight or gay? 42. TDTM = talk dirty to me 43. TTA = tap that a** 44. WYFM = will you f*** me? 45. XTC = ecstacy