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A Forum Kris Kringle!
December 07 2015
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RHP User
9 years ago
this is going to look interesting with the insta-posters showing up after any _actual_ first posters who have to wait for moderation to happen. cool idea uni :-)
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PatchworkGirl
9 years ago
But how can you guarantee that people won't say they are unhappy just to claim their free spanking? ;-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'm excited about the possibilities for the new year, because that includes catching up with you. Mary xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'll assume the position then eh? - Posted from rhpmobile
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lovman8
9 years ago
You are a compassionate and generous woman. Merry Xmas to you!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Brave man lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
Great profile pic. Ms Foxy
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RHP User
9 years ago
Your profile only says "Please come back later". I like the word "please", it's very polite.
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
I hit the jackpot here..... Enough reading here to settle back on the couch and pour over the beautiful choice of words describing your likes and dislikes. Ive bypassed the word converse as i click to send a message. Im over 6ft after all......
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Seachange
9 years ago
Assume the position as spanking that lovely deriere is in order. My paddle gets a bit lonesome in tge cupboard. Can I keep the blue dress?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Beautiful pics.... Nicely spoken about what SEXY men you're after .... Very polite finish.... Enjoy your experience xx TG :)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Very colourful underwear on hubby, and a great profile all round - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
So deliciously frank in your profile..I think we would have some interesting conversations though ๐๐๐๐xxFreya
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HotMocca
9 years ago
Very smart post unicorn :) and please spank all the guys who visit my profile and send flirts, I am tired of saying I am flattered but I am straight ๐ Also please study my profile and give a feedback - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I love how your well travelled and know what you want.... Very honest and open about that to - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
You guys kinda got it the wrong way round at I intended, but this is working anyway! Shells..... Your profile is as open as you are. Straight up, open and self respecting. I love people who are quietly confident, kind and accepting, and you are one of those gems!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Once again a credit to you. I'm going to change the rules and suggest anyone pick a profile they have not seen before(that comments in this forum) and does the same?
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RHP User
9 years ago
I love the positivity of your profile and adore a warped sense of humour too! Merry Christmas x
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RHP User
9 years ago
Here, have a pair of Christmas socks, looks like you need some. They have reindeer on them, see? :-D
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RHP User
9 years ago
Nope, not at all. I just anticipated those without instant posting. Anyhoo, lets run with what we have and spread some appreciation!
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Was your original idea to critique the profile to improve it or was it your intention to have us piss in each other's pocket as we are now? Just curious after your comment above.....
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
that wasn't an invite for a critique of mine........ (suddenly very nervous)
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RHP User
9 years ago
In my head it was an opportunity to meet new profiles. Then to compliment them and offer advice as to how they could improve their profile. Not in a judgemental way, in a helpful way. That is the present, ie Kris Kringle.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Here's a hug. Cheer up sweetie xx
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'unicorn99' In my head it was an opportunity to meet new profiles. Then to compliment them and offer advice as to how they could improve their profile. Not in a judgemental way, in a helpful way. That is the present, ie Kris Kringle. Oh well, more coffee!!! Garcon!!! I still like my prev post and the devil is still in the blue dress....
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Bought you a pair of blue Globe runners. Thought it might freshen your profile....... Apart from that.....all honky. Good luck on here, looks like you will do okay.๐
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RHP User
9 years ago
With some great positive comments! But my initial plan meant waiting for the post above you. If we all had waited for those without instant posting, it would have been like a pass the parcel. That was my intention. Perhaps I should be far more clearer in the future, and anticipate the negative nancies :)
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RHP User
9 years ago
I loved Lovman's profile, but he could improve it by putting on those reindeer socks.
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'unicorn99' With some great positive comments! But my initial plan meant waiting for the post above you. If we all had waited for those without instant posting, it would have been like a pass the parcel. That was my intention. Perhaps I should be far more clearer in the future, and anticipate the negative nancies :) I hope we keep the positive vibe going.... and keep this light and fun.. forum had enough mud slinging lately and it l et's just spread a bit of xmas cheers... If i didnt get the point.. who cares right. SPANK ME! I still raise my champagne glass in participation... and I will just play the race card... Me no speaka the english very good...,
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madotara69
9 years ago
You've got it all going that's for sure, but if you had a pic of your mower that'd be a blast. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
I won't blow smoke up your arse if you promise not to stick a carrot in mine! :) I for one, have enjoyed reading your comments over this year and hope to actually meet you and yours in real life one day. And yes, I would bring the wiley Cap'n No Beard along with me. All the very best wishes to you my dear! Xx Obi1
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RHP User
9 years ago
I missed out on Mado and Tara!!!! (Where does one possibly start!!) lol!!!
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RHP User
9 years ago
You totally got the point, as is true to you and your beautiful self! How it un ravels is moot. How we respond is key!
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RHP User
9 years ago
You were far more interesting when you had balls.
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madotara69
9 years ago
Obi, yu reckon you could get lucky with a pic like that ??
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Seachange
9 years ago
You clowns...
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RHP User
9 years ago
Well....Mrs "Quasimodo_69" thought I looked mighty fine! She just sent me a lovely message where she said she wanted to "ring my bell" (I dunno what that means actually). Obi1. And to Lilly... Sensual, intelligent, fearless, exotic and naughty! (Just my observations from afar!). Merry Xxxmas to you. (Mado and I have dibs on another positive critique because we have our silly season faces up!). Obi1
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RHP User
9 years ago
I too love grammatically correct sentences! And I have to say not a Doctor fan, I drool over Matt Smith! He can drop his jocks by the side of the bed whenever he likes ;) merry Christmas lovely! Mary xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
You wish! I hope when Uni spanks you she accidentally misses and gets your balls ;) Mary xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
It appears you've been missed, ..... You profile and name suggests you are after a wise woman.... Maybe the girl reference fails to reach their ears or perhaps they are hearing impaired ๐..... Sexy shot in your briefs...being that you're so far away you wascally wabbit, I will settle for my pink one .... Bzzzzzzzzzz
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Nice sexy photo and great profile. I would be interested if I wasn't straight. Great name too (makes me think there is a bit of monkey business going on, and lots of it HaHa) Ahh, nothing like a good bit of jungle sex
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PatchworkGirl
9 years ago
Unicorn, your profile makes me smile. Honest and upfront, it gives a real sense of who you are. I'd love to catch up with you for a drink next time I'm over your side of the country!Obi, your profile makes me laugh out loud - especially the "you have to buy me drinks until you do" line!!
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blackbig
9 years ago
I can feel the positive energy vibration in the forum. All in the Xmas spirit๐ I dream the vibration existence in the forum for 365 days.. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I love the effort you have put into your profile. Also I share your sense of humour, your creativity and your general light-heartedness. Btw, if anyone uses the term grammar nazi, or anything nazi, I automatically think "soup nazi" :)
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PatchworkGirl
9 years ago
Quoting 'Hotwives_Inc' I too love grammatically correct sentences! And I have to say not a Doctor fan, I drool over Matt Smith! He can drop his jocks by the side of the bed whenever he likes ;) merry Christmas lovely! Mary xx Thank you, lovely! Whilst he isn't my favourite Doctor, I do have a thing for Matt Smith. It's the accent. And the eyes. And the smile. And the butt. Mmmmmm. Can we share him?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Well After reading your profile, I hope you get those red boots you want, maybe for christmas!! You have many layers and sound like a very interesting person. I like your profile.Even the dislike part is done nicely( but cant understand why you would have vegemite in that list) And now I am off to google Oxford commas, as I have no idea what they are. ๐,,'',,
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RHP User
9 years ago
oh willow tree, Oh willow tree, How comfy your boobs, Look to me!!!!! Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Just found out its optional
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RHP User
9 years ago
Meant the Oxford comma is optional. Not my boob. Lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
Love this in particular: "I'm so glad you liked what I said/ so sorry I offended you, I didn't mean to. ;-)" I think after today I might have to add a similar disclaimer to my profile.
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PatchworkGirl
9 years ago
Quoting 'willowtree_2' Well After reading your profile, I hope you get those red boots you want, maybe for christmas!! You have many layers and sound like a very interesting person. I like your profile.Even the dislike part is done nicely( but cant understand why you would have vegemite in that list) And now I am off to google Oxford commas, as I have no idea what they are. ๐,,'',, For the best description of why the Oxford Comma is important, though, google The Oatmeal Oxford Comma cartoon. It makes me laugh every time!!!
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PatchworkGirl
9 years ago
The best way to explain my feelings about Vegemite is to direct you to Amanda Palmer's Vegemite song. Subtitled "The Black Death", it features this eloquent expression of my feelings about this ubiquitous spread. So how can you love... Vegemite?It tastes like sadnessIt tastes like batteriesIt tastes like assesI cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toastIt is the Vegemite, my darling, or it's meYou have to make a fucking choiceI cannot sit with you at breakfastThe very smell of it obliterates my sensesAnd if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunchWhich means we can't spend any time togetherWhat kind of relationship is that?The choice is yours, my heart is in your hands...Please wash your handsYou just ate Vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard And as for your profile, I'm a huge fan of your acknowledgement of the wonderful friends people can make on here. It's one of my favourite things about RHP too. :-)
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PatchworkGirl
9 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Love this in particular: "I'm so glad you liked what I said/ so sorry I offended you, I didn't mean to. ;-)" I think after today I might have to add a similar disclaimer to my profile. I like to cover my bases. I LOVE the way your profile is written, and can I say, that new profile picture? HOT!!!
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lovman8
9 years ago
Thanks for the comments about my profile, and I must say your profile impresses me also. I love your intelligence and attitude and wit, and your photos certainly don't detract from my opinion of you. I am currently trying to source a pair of rainbow socks just to impress you
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RHP User
9 years ago
...statistically, I reckon your more likely to pop up than any one else anyway...so here I go. I've heard it said that sarcasm is a low form of wit...but I think you put that cliche to shame...you could give lessons on it. You sound like a tough nut to crack...I wouldn't fancy standing against you in a debate unless I was at the very top of my game, because your a strong one...and most eminently desirable for it.You've certainly a great beauty to match your mind...and after scrutinising your meagre list of requirements in a man...coupled with an affection for science fiction!...your the object of any mans dreams.If only I liked Converse shoes!
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tylannister
9 years ago
Your profile pics are tantalizing and your profile radiates poise and confidence. I particularly like how you are upfront about being a "hunter not a collector" - it evokes some wonderful imagery but gets your point across. A very fun read.
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PatchworkGirl
9 years ago
Thank you. You will NEVER hear me uttering "No grammar for you!" ;-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Wonderful profile that describes you two and what you are looking for in a friendly open way. I think the rhp red hot fantasies should have an option for sex on a ride on lawnmower, don't you? That seems to be the only thing I found that could improve it.
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madotara69
9 years ago
Koolgrey, you're a decent bloke, I always read your posts Tara now and then and we like it that you always write level headed, yet interesting, a man of the land and nature abound. Good on ya mate and merry Christmas Mado Mado Tara xx
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Mr_MrsAraps
9 years ago
3 words in your profile say it all, we are "honest, respectful and loyal" :-) Cheers W - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
9 years ago
Sorry unicorn, I'm there breaking them there rules, surely you have some sort of exception or special circumstances, a loop hole, back door for slip ups ? Pretty please
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
I really like this bit in your profile "maybe the next few words are the beginning of something new"...and have always loved the mower pic. ๐๐ Merry Christmas!! Ms Foxy PS- I've sent Tara a pair of bikinis and a pair of sexy red heels for Christmas. ๐ xxxx
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RHP User
9 years ago
Nope, now assume the position while I fetch my spanking paddle..
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RHP User
9 years ago
OMG I want you for Christmas!
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PatchworkGirl
9 years ago
The fact that you are named after quite possibly my favourite vertically challenged fictional character makes you instantly attractive. But your profile is what really seals the deal! Funny, witty ... The comment about not wanting to lick brains made me laugh out loud! Yours is an intelligent, thoughtful, and refreshingly open and honest profile. If only you didn't live so far away! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
You kinky devil you๐...The elves will arrive soon to construct the dungeon of your dreams,,enjoy ๐xxFreya
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tylannister
9 years ago
Quoting 'PatchworkGirl' The fact that you are named after quite possibly my favourite vertically challenged fictional character makes you instantly attractive. But your profile is what really seals the deal! Funny, witty ... The comment about not wanting to lick brains made me laugh out loud! Yours is an intelligent, thoughtful, and refreshingly open and honest profile. If only you didn't live so far away! Considering the panoply of height deficient fictional characters ranging from the Lorax to Frodo to Wolverine, I am honoured that my namesake is your favourite. I do recognize that I live in the most isolated big city in the world. While I do love Western Australian living, I hope to be done with my program in another 6 months or so - who knows where I'll wind up after that? And though your profile is self-effacing with regard to your wit, intelligence, and articulation, I have always found your forum posts to be full of those things. And Four, eh? I think we may need to have a chat about Doctors sometime. Would you like a jelly baby?
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Casual01
9 years ago
This is the best post Iv seen in ages lol ๐๐ป - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Sits in beanbag and watches the post all. Pop up hehehe having a giggle.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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PatchworkGirl
9 years ago
Thanks Ty - I'd highly recommend Sydney, it's pretty fabulous. We have some of the best book stores in the country. Oh, and pretty water and a bridge and stuff. But mostly book stores. And yes, I would like a jelly baby - where did I put my scarf? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I pick yours unicorn 99 you are amazing when u coming to sydney - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
9 years ago
It's been a while since I've read your profile and I have to say, tho it has changed a bit, it was a pleasure to read once again. I must also add you give some of the best hugs I've ever had ๐
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PatchworkGirl
9 years ago
Hey there, beautiful! When am I going to get to hug you again? I miss you! xoxo - Posted from rhpmobile
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PatchworkGirl
9 years ago
"LOL, as it's Summer my fantasy is skinny dipping in a private place at a stream or river with wine/beer cooling in the water for later and having hot, steamy, languishing sex on a thick towel/blanket on the bank afterwards then relaxing with the drinks.....and doing it all over again.....and again....." Sigh. I think I need a cold shower after reading that. I've never been skinny dipping, but this scenario in your profile has me adding it to my wish list. xoxo - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
9 years ago
I can't keep hiding forever ๐
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'PatchworkGirl' "LOL, as it's Summer my fantasy is skinny dipping in a private place at a stream or river with wine/beer cooling in the water for later and having hot, steamy, languishing sex on a thick towel/blanket on the bank afterwards then relaxing with the drinks.....and doing it all over again.....and again....." Sigh. I think I need a cold shower after reading that. I've never been skinny dipping, but this scenario in your profile has me adding it to my wish list. xoxo - Posted from rhpmobile Happy to help you extend your wishlist! It is that time of year .
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Lighthorseman76
9 years ago
let me start by saying.......... what a pair of legs you have . I loved reading through your profile and even though i don't meet some of your requirements i think you would be a great person to have some fun with and maybe push those boundaries you speak of. yes i have been skinny dipping in the summer and yes it is fun with you could be even more so.
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Lighthorseman76
9 years ago
i loved the topic . what a great idea to pass on some positive energy to another.love your pics and reading through your profile. you certainly sound like you would be an absolute hoot. now just got to get over to Perth
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RHP User
9 years ago
Love, love, LOVE the tradie pics! Thanks for your kind words xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
thank you! Must be all those years of riding.....horses.Need to find somewhere secluded to skinny dip around the beaches near Kempsey while I'm on my break :). I already have some red wine to take with me.
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RHP User
9 years ago
So it's painfully obvious I'm not your glass of red. That doesn't matter, your profile is pretty well straight to the point. Most important though is colour preference anyone who likes black and red obviously great taste.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Sorry but your profile is a little vacant so nothing to be said except "have a great Xmas"
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
I love the HOT pic of the blue bra and white lace. Mmmmm sexy! I may just have to kiss and leave my mark. ๐๐ Merry Christmas. Ms Foxy xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
I was drinking red wine last night and didn't see you through the tinted view. My profile is meant to be straight to the point so thank you for clarifying that. I'm sorry I can't decide if your profile would allow me to curve my views a little, as personality plays a defining role in my choices. Maybe if I visited the forums more often I would gain a better idea of yours. You do have a point about colour choices but I'm trying to extend my range somewhat as shown in the profile pic. Adding white and blue and there's purple coming into it but personal favourites prevail and that is black and red. Uni....don't spank Tabernac.....unless he wants you to!I'm not impressed with his critique but he's honest and that is very important to me. Sometimes gifts are things you need, not things you want and I've always been a practical person so thank you Tabernac .
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RHP User
9 years ago
Come back to WA for visit nexy year. Merry Xmas xxx - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
You bet ya! Love WA- my trips this year have been awesome. Ms Foxy xx PS- seeing you've been a good good girl, I will not contact UNI for a spank and reimburse. ๐๐
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
I really love your profile pic... Very sexy. Ms Foxy
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Patrem
9 years ago
Countrychic1962 - Kempsey isn't all that far from the Barringtons - lots of private secluded river banks up there, or so I'm told (and heading up to find out in a week or so!!!)
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