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A Pirate's Quest (part 2)!
September 01 2014
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RHP User
10 years ago
The clues will not be in order?!?! Ya pestulant, pox-ridden flounder!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Sticks 'n stones and mutineer's bones, ye shan't intimidate me Meander ye willy wench!. Back to th' tavern wit ye I says! Yarrrrrrr! And take that bottom wi'd ye! Sneaky types as y'selves knowed the way the Pirates Quest work'd so's I be forced to make it be a wee different this yarrrrr!. Cap'n No Beard.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Anyway ' here goes.. Where's u buccaneers me hardy... On each side of ur bucken head.. Right ?
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madotara69
10 years ago
I seas it yer play'n by the pirate code, Cap'n No Beard Shall point her bow about, the wind and the salty spray be blow'n over her stern, be wait'n for bell to strike the six of the six. Yo ho ho, lash the decks and bring out me trusty sextant Mado at the ready Mado Tara xx
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madotara69
10 years ago
Though death and darkness gather all about me And my ship be torn apart upon the seas I shall smell again the fragrance of these islands And the heaving waves that brought me once to thee And should I return home safe again to Tara* I shall watch the Aussie* mist roll through the daleFor you are beautiful, I have loved you dearly More dearly than the spoken word can tell For you are beautiful, I have loved you dearly More dearly than the spoken word can tell *England*English Cap'n Mado of the "Good Ship Lollipop"
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ah, Cap'n Mado, ye words bring a tear to me one good eye indeed! I knows but the one poem me self: "the boy stood on the burning deck. His pocket full o' crackers...." Tis good t' have ye aboard matey! Cap'n No Beard.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Here be ye first clue, ye bilge rats! • "A book by American novelist Walter Wagner." X Cap'n No Beard.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yarrrr! It appears some of ye be havin trouble with the first clue so's I'll be giving ye a little help. This novel was the basis of the film Die Hard 2. That be all the help I'll be givin ye on this question so seek away! Next clue tomorrow morning at the risin of the sun! Yaaaarrrrr! Cap'n No Beard.
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RHP User
10 years ago
It be eight bells already! Where's me clue?
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RHP User
10 years ago
We be having a blustering wind a blowing, the clue has gone up in the hot air of your foul breath
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RHP User
10 years ago
Arrrrrgh! Posted 1st clue at 6am this morning! Me thinks it were stapled to a deep sea racing mullet to be sent to the moderators for approval????
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ye'd be standing on the X. That's always where the treasure is with ye stinkin' pirates. I win. Now where's me prize? Arrrrr - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yarrrrrr! A good try Tulips, but me bein' a RHP Pirate an' all, I be a standin' on three "X's"! So be warned, more guessin' from ye without the clues will earn ye a good lashin' over the rails! ;) XX Cap'n No Beard
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RHP User
10 years ago
Me thinks ye should have a couple of guesses, ye nautghty nautical nymph! The bane o' the matter be such however, that me crew nar' get any pirating done, what with all th' spankings! Shiver me timbers! I forgets to tell te all that the prize for the winner of this years quest be a bottle of Dom Perignon, deliver'd to ye favourite tavern. If ye don't partake of that then a bottle if your own liquor of choice be arranged! Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of ???. Yarrrrrr! Cap'n No Beard.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Bend me over ye cannon and take me now. Give me 10 of ye best lashings, I beg of ye. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Least I can do be look like a wench!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Arrrrrrr Cap'n Jamie, that be a jolly joke indeed and gives me crew much merriment!. Got this one did I, from the bottom of me old pirate log book.....Have ye been t' see the latest adult pirate movie matey?.... It be rated arrrrrrrr! Cap'n No Beard (now partaking of much rum!) hic!
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RHP User
10 years ago
NO MERCY for ye Tulips! Sentenced you is, t' ten good, hard strokes indeed! Yarrrrrrr! (And then afterwards you may also be lashed as well!). And as punishment for your shamlessness te shall be confined to th' brig to provide amusement fir me dastardly crew! Haaahaahaa yaaarrrr!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Me parrot be doin' me spell check, and not too bright he be! As for YOU, Meander, you evil sea siren! Temp me not with your bountiful bottles! Ye wit and cunning has cost me a pretty penny and we knows ye be lurking!! Avast I says!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ahoy mateys! Here be ye second clue!.• "the name of one of Scandanavia's leading model agencies". Remember, the answers be also reflect'n the terminology of longitude 'n latitude so's ye be look'n out for them terms! Yaaaarrrrrrr!
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RHP User
10 years ago
I forgot's to mention that it be a BOUTIQUE Scandinavian model agency! Yarrrrrrr! And whilst me be here, I decides to give ye CLUE number 3 as well. Clue number 3 be: • a silly new Australian "boy band" multiplied by 10. Good luck to ye all in your quest! Yaarrrrr!
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RHP User
10 years ago
*Taps wooden leg impatiently*
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RHP User
10 years ago
Three be done, ye old scallywag. Ye be no match for me wit.
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Mr_MrsAraps
10 years ago
Aghrrr !!! I Have ye 3 clues solved.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Me thinks me has a fair target (one of two). Where be the t' rest o' t' clues?
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RHP User
10 years ago
P'raps Araps, ye may have solved 3 o' me clues allready, ye rascally redhaired rascal! Bui I knows ye be clever like, and ye be tricky to boot, so's I seys t' ye now, ye can't find me treasure with just them three answers and ye be knowin' it! Yarrrrrr!An' same goes for ye, Meander, ye pestilant scurge of all Pirate's Quests! Ye is but "meandering" all over the ocean you be! I knows where ye be a lookin' at th' moment matey, and I laughs hearedly at ye! "Harrrr Harrrrrr(gh)!".Me prized bottle of dom perignon still be safe and sound in me old sea locker! Haarrrrr Harrrrrr Yarrrrrrrrrrr ahhhhhhh!.... (blast!....just fell off me keg o' gun powder I be sittin' on!).
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
Me thinks ya hold up on the lee side of the island in ya worm ridden ship wreck to ride out the storm. Better batten ya hatches. Give me a true bearing so I may plunder ya grog and wenches (in no particular order)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ahoy me hearties!. It now be Thursday and here be ye next 2 clues. Clue number four: • "a film directed by R Sewell" Clue number five: • a 2003 book by a brazillian fellow with the initials P C". Ye be getting closer ye scurvey bilge rats! Yarrrrr! Final clue tomrrow! Cap' No Beard.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Where'd that fourth clue be hiden', hmmm? Lotus x
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RHP User
10 years ago
Woohoo!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Shiver me timbers and all the old sayings...... I'm stuck
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RHP User
10 years ago
Arrrrr! Cap'n SG4U, ye prickly sea slug! Welcome to th' quest and yea! I indeed be anchored in the lee. But WHERE be the question! Yarrrrr! Tomorrow's clue be the final one in this quest to win me fabled prize bein' a bottle of Dom Perignon (or liquor of ye choice). And I welcomes ye as well, Cap'n Lotus, may ye questin' journey be on smooth seas! But beware ye all! There be silent watchers spying them clues from afar like, an' they also be a-solvin me clues! The first blasted cut-throat or buxum wench t' post me correct latitude and longatude along w' th' exact name of me anchored position be th' winner!! I heartedly curse ye all!! Yaaarrrrr! This be Cap'n No Beard.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Me parrot thinks he know'd ye somewhere. From a dingy rat infested den o' sin on the main many moons ago. But I tell's him no, blast his scrawny feathered hide, that be the ship "The Lotus" an' it were not pink! Nevertheless, secrets be secrets in my code, and "what goes on on board, stays on board" yarrrrr!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ahoy Bigmamma, so's ye be run a-ground eh?. 'Tis a pity, but NO MERCY for ye and ye first mate!. Ye both deserve a good old plundering I says! The tide be going out and ye be runnin' out o' time me hearties! Yaarrrrrr! Cap'n No Beard.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ahoy me heartly fellows! Here be the last clue yo be needin' to solve the quest!. Now's ye remember that the clues were not given in order so ye must now put the answers in the correct sequence to get's me correct longitude and latitude. Then's ye must post the name of me location (exactly!) to win the prize! Yarrrrr!Question Number 6 be as follows: "a number that be BOTH heptagional and centered"(in sequence of value, it be the one represented in numerology by "the Seeker!).That be the final clue so's the first one to post th' name of th' exact spot on th' map hereby will be declared the winner and get's me prize!.Yarrrrrrrrr (an' various other piratey exclamations!).This be Cap'n No BeardMaster of the Amouous Porpoise
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RHP User
10 years ago
The number is not a degree?! Me needs me grog here, 'tis being too harrrrd.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Arrrrrrrr! Me damm parrot spelt it wrong! Should read "Heptagonal" and when ye finds the number ye does indeed use th' number to express degrees! Cap'n No Beard
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RHP User
10 years ago
Only be getn' meself in deep murky waters.
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RHP User
10 years ago
1. Question: Book by American novelist Walter Wager.Answer: 58 minutes.2. Question: One of Scandinavia’s leading model agencies.Answer: -20 degrees3. Question: An Australian boy band, times 10Answer: 5 Seconds of Summer x 10 = 50 seconds 4. Question: Film directed by R Sewell Answer: 41 seconds, by Rodney Sewell 5. Question: 2003 book by Brazilian writer PCAnswer: 11 minutes by Paul Coelho6. Question: Question Number 6 be as follows: "a number that be BOTH heptagional and centered"(in sequence of value, it be the one represented in numerology by "the Seeker!).Answer: 7 (degrees) Degrees: -20°, 7 °Minutes: 58’, 11’Seconds: 50”, 41” By trying every combination in decimals, I got three spots. I'm settling on the Bamingui-Bangoran National Park in Central Africa. 7/58/50-20/11/41. I give up.
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madotara69
10 years ago
Got me sights on Bunnings in Albury
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madotara69
10 years ago
that be Albany
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madotara69
10 years ago
Cos now me be see'n rainbows on Stradbroke Isle
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madotara69
10 years ago
That be.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Cos now me be see'n rainbows on Stradbroke Isle A close one last time, t' treasure be buried on Goat Island then.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ye be good, I'll grant ye that. But ye be wrong! Arrrrrr! Me treasure still be (somewhat) safe! Cap 'n No Beard
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ye be still a-guessin' ye raunchy pair 'o bootleggers! But No, you be wrong as well! Yarrrrr! To all.....me location not be in moreton bay this year. I's moved me ship I has to other waters! Yarrrrrrr!
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madotara69
10 years ago
Trust you too find the only island with a dungeon of shackles.
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madotara69
10 years ago
Cos I just called into the Ship Inn.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You be jumpin' about all o'er th' place like a frog on a hot cannon!. But ye still be adrift, me matey! But if you and Tara ever DO drop into th' Ship Inn, make sure's ye give a call an' I'll join ye for a drink or two! But for now, to all ye seekers, me location not be in Brisbane so ye must look further afield! Yaaaaar!
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madotara69
10 years ago
I’ve been ev’rywhere. Been to: Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba, Nambour, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah, Birdsville, Emmaville, Wallaville, Cunnamulla, Condamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla, Darwin, Gin Gin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla, Wallumbilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla, I’m a killer. Chorus (Spoken) “Yeah but listen here, mate, have you been to…” I’ve been to Moree, Taree, Jerilderie, Bambaroo, Toowoomba, Gunnedah, Caringbah, Woolloomooloo, Dalveen, Tamborine, Engadine, Jindabyne, Lithgow, Casino, Brigalow and Narromine, Megalong, Wyong, Tuggerawong, Wangarella, Morella, Augathella, Brindabella, I’m the feller. Chorus (Spoken) “Yeah, I know that, but have you been to…” I’ve been to Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby, Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi, Yarra Yarra , Bouindarra, Wallangarra, Turramurra, Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tibooburra, Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramatta, Parramatta, Wangaratta, Coolangatta, what’s it matter? Chorus (Spoken) “Yeah, look that’s fine, but how about…” I’ve been to Ettalong, Dandenong, Woodenbong, Ballarat, Canberra, Milperra, Unanderra, Captains Flat, Cloncurry, River Murray, Kurri Kurri, Girraween, Terrigal, Fingal, Stockinbingal, Collaroy and Narrabeen, Bendigo, Dorrigo, Bangalow, Indooroopilly, Kirribilli, Yeerongpilly, Wollondilly
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ah Cap'n Mado, ye be well travelled indeed! But a do not see y' sails on me horizon yet! Maybe you be lost! Me thinks I did spy the ship "The Pink Lotus" earlier on but she veered off course somewhat at the last instant. Yarrrrr! To all seekers: ye must read the clues careful like, an' pay attention to clue number 6! Have got me bottle of Dom chilled and ready for delivery! Cap' No Beard.
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RHP User
10 years ago
What does "sequence of value mean? Me English not even first language.
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madotara69
10 years ago
Capn No Beard, me thinks the "Ship Pink Lotus" 'll get it Being lost be one of me finest triaghts.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yaarrrrr! To all ye seekers if me plonky treasure! Me trusty parrot tells me that "Sequence of value" also be to mean "value or size in a sequence". Yarrrrrrr! Me thinks the jib may at long last be up and soon me location be posted! Cap'n No Beard
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yer servant has been entertainin' your mangy crew since two nights before last. Her legs be wobbly and her head hurts from all t' rum But she believes ye would like a little servicin' yerself tonight, aye Cap'n? (Bigmamma, I thinks now's the time ye and I take our chances and smother Pink_Lotus when she takes her rest. I suspects the wench may be on t' somethin' and will steal that prizely bottle from under our noses)
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RHP User
10 years ago
The good ship Pink Lotus has sprung a leak!
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RHP User
10 years ago
I be waitn' for the return of Cap'n Araps!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Aye Cap'n Tulips, I be as horny as an octopus at th' moment, what with all th' moaning and groaning coming from below decks (since I let me crew at ye these 2 days past!) me crew is but tuckered out, them no goid scoundrels! Lock ye now in me cabin thinks I, for me own private pirate pleasure! Ye buxom lasses from the exotic east gets me blood a-coursing thr' me veins ye does. But now I be pacing th' deck 'till me treasure be found and yet me mind sets a wandering it surely does. Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Might I find your scurvy crew in the Mozambique Channel?
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RHP User
10 years ago
But nay, they be only those crew that deserted in th' channel last time the Amorous Porpoise sailed through there! Th' locals do have large jolly rogers in that part if the world I am told! Yarrrrrr! To all those seeking me plonky pleasure, I be holed up in the Southern Hemisphere if that helps ye! XXX Cap'n No Beard,
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madotara69
10 years ago
I've landed in Cancun Might just drop anchor for a while.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Madagascar
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On_Safari
10 years ago
But you aaarrrrrllll be ue barrel wench inytime ye care to scrape the barnacles from ye (i'd wink at ya but bein' as I ave only one eye matey the effect pf flutterin' me euelashes at ye could be lost. ~ your scurvy maiden
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Pink_Lotus' What does "sequence of value mean? Me English not even first language. Neither be mine, Pink Lotus
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OzRednecks
10 years ago
Now I have that pirate song in my head (from Pirates of the Caribbean) Yummmm... Captain Jack Sparrow... I have him in my head too now Thanks :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ahoy there ye swabs! It now he six bells on Saturday morning and I see's no one has cracked me code. Me trusty partot says to give a little help, and so's I be doing that now. Question 6 be the sticker in ye sides methinks, so here be a little more information. • ye be looking for a centered heptagonal number yarrrr? • the numerlogal number of "the seeker" is not the answer! It is a pointer to the number ye be seeking! Cap'n No Beard curses ye all!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Arrrrrrr! So there ye be Indi, ye bardaciously buxom and booted beauty! We was a-wondering where ye be lurking! I has gots me a special barrel for tying ye over, afore me havin' me evil wicked way with ye! Me cutlass be long and hard at th' thort o' ye helpless, getting a good piraty pleasuring! Yaaaarrr! But where be Cap'n Araps? He be tricky an' clever with me clues I believe! He must be over on the good ship "The Pink Lotus" tryin' t' plug the leak perhaps? Cap'n No Beard.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Cap'n Mado. Beware of lingering in Cancun matey! It not be safe in that port! The drinkin' dens be full o' foul temptresses with black intentions regardin' ye cannon balls! Cap'n Tulips, the jolly rodgering ye gave me crew must have sent ye compass in a spin, for that not ve where I be me lass! Mind, Madagascar do be a good spot to enlist more willing crew (Tall, dark and able like) for ye pleasure! Yarrrrrrrrr! X Cap'n No Beard.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche' Ahoy there ye swabs! It now he six bells on Saturday morning and I see's no one has cracked me code. Me trusty partot says to give a little help, and so's I be doing that now. Question 6 be the sticker in ye sides methinks, so here be a little more information. • ye be looking for a centered heptagonal number yarrrr? • the numerlogal number of "the seeker" is not the answer! It is a pointer to the number ye be seeking! Cap'n No Beard curses ye all! Great help!
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RHP User
10 years ago
My final answer, and I'm done. 1. Question: Book by American novelist Walter Wager. Answer: 58 minutes. 2. Question: One of Scandinavia’s leading model agencies. Answer: -20 degrees 3. Question: An Australian boy band, times 10 Answer: 5 Seconds of Summer x 10 = 50 seconds 4. Question: Film directed by R Sewell Answer: 41 seconds, by Rodney Sewell 5. Question: 2003 book by Brazilian writer PC Answer: 11 minutes by Paul Coelho 6. Question: Question Number 6 be as follows: "a number that be BOTH heptagional and centered" (in sequence of value, it be the one represented in numerology by "the Seeker!). Answer: ( 57 degrees) (9-1=8, x7=56,+1=57) Degrees: -20°, 57° Minutes: 58’, 11’ Seconds: 50”, 41” -20.114080, 57.585059 = Pamplemousses on Madagascar, by the Citron River
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RHP User
10 years ago
Was really hoping for Reunion Island.
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madotara69
10 years ago
6 or 22 be ringing any bells cap'n no beard?
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
would nervously offer her thoughts that thee might be hiding on Hook Island
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RHP User
10 years ago
That would be awesome!
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On_Safari
10 years ago
N draw ye sword.....a jollyhood rogerin' is what I be needin'!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Saturday. 1300 hours. Seas: flat, Wind: calm. Crew: rowdy (as usual). Yarrrrrrr! Greetin's again t ' ye seekers of fine plonk. Ye be gettin' closer, I can feel it in me bones! Cap'n Kiss!! Welcome to th' quest Lass!. I knows not if ye just guessed that Hook Island be me location, but you be very close!!! Indeed, almost anchored in Crayfish Bay on Hook Island did I. To all ye seekers, here be me last bit o' advice to solve clue 6! • there be MANY numbers that be BOTH heptagonal AND centered, but ye only needs the one! I suggest ye lines them up on the deck in a row (in order of increasing value) like a naughty crew for inspection. Now, knowing the number that is represented in numerology by "the seeker", ye just counts along by that number to reveal the answer to clue 6! Yaaaarrrrr! 'Tis as clear to me as dark dark rum in a green bottle!! I hopes this helps ye all! Cap'n No Beard
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RHP User
10 years ago
No help at all.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche'there be MANY numbers that be BOTH heptagonal AND centered, but ye only needs the one! I suggest ye lines them up on the deck in a row (in order of increasing value) like a naughty crew for inspection. Now, knowing the number that is represented in numerology by "the seeker", ye just counts along by that number to reveal the answer to clue 6! Ok, so we know the Seeker in numerology is the number 7. The numbers that are both heptagonal and centered are 1, 8, 22, 43, 71, 106, 148, 197, 253, etc. So, no we count along by 7? That makes the 7th number 148? -20°11'50" 148°58'41" Is again Sunday Island Reef.
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RHP User
10 years ago
It's under water...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ye be correct in sayin' Whitsunday Island reef indeed be under me keel Cap'n Pinky! BUT, the reef be runnin' round the whole Island it does! To all seekers: Ye needs to be the first one to post th' name o' the bay I be anchored in t' win th' prize me hearties! Yaaarrrrrr! Cap'n No Beard (reluctantly opening the liquor locker).
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
for ya ol' Cap'n No Beard for insinuating I be guessing!! "It is a pointer to the number ye be seeking!" ye said thru the stink of rum, and this fresh wench followed the orders! Six of the best lashes for ya when next your ship is in my fair waters. I be callin' on ya to stop listenin' to the parrot as he be leadin you astray... my beautiful maps have you laid anchor in Crayfish Bay in WHITSUNDAY ISLAND
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RHP User
10 years ago
I can see ye does indeed have beautiful maps! Yarrrrr! But I states again I not be in Crayfish Bay ('tis a lovely spot but not secluded enough for me an' me passengers to run amuck naked like). You do be close though! Xx Cap'n No Beard
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
I believe ya anchored up enjoying the sunshine at 20 deg 11 min 50 south148 deg 58min 41 east Holed up (damn year beached), in Peter Bay, Whitsunday
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RHP User
10 years ago
The Bay by -20°11'50" 148°58'41" is Peter Bay!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Shame you don't have instant posting, so I didn't see your comment. If it's right, you beat me!
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
I wouldn't guarantee it is right as Cap'n No Beard is a Wirily and unscrupulous pirate. However, if it is right, I would love to share to bounty with you, as I believe you have a treasure CHEST I would risk a thousand lashing to plunder. Alas, I believe your ship sails in waters far way, and as I would not have been able to track down the scallywag without your wily & brilliant skills in solving clue number 6, then it only fair (if the answer is correct), that you be rewarded with the bounty. Cap'n SG4U My only request would be that ever our ships cross, you shout me a tot of rum (or 2)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ye be too pleasin'! Me reckon' me'd put me quill to t' scroll and share all me answers to help one of ye scallywags and wenches, cause me me pretty little head be hurtin' searchin' the open seas.Me dragged me crew of naked slaves all the ways from the island with them scurvy rats that stand like peoples to the t' land be found by them pirates from that low country. Me took a gamble one of ye's would sail in ahead of me ship the "Buxom Bounty". Ye be t' first to guess where t' caip'n be holed up, which was t' only way to win t' game, 'n ye have fairly earned t' yer plonky booty! Yarrrr.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Cap'n No Beard be in church today or sumn'?
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
Is having his way with a bottl' rum and some wenches...or he's drinkin the prize the scoundrel!
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
the good ship "The Amorous Porpoise" has been found (co-ordinates as above), with all of the crew found frolicking on the beach with much rum and wenches. Pink_Lotus, I still believe you deserve the bounty, as although Pirates are an untrustworthy bunch or scallywags and would gladly accept ill-gotten gains, I am too honest a sailor to be a Pirate.
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RHP User
10 years ago
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madotara69
10 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' I’ve been ev’rywhere. Been to: Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba, Nambour, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah, Birdsville, Emmaville, Wallaville, Cunnamulla, Condamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla, Darwin, Gin Gin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla, Wallumbilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla, I’m a killer. Chorus (Spoken) “Yeah but listen here, mate, have you been to…” I’ve been to Moree, Taree, Jerilderie, Bambaroo, Toowoomba, Gunnedah, Caringbah, Woolloomooloo, Dalveen, Tamborine, Engadine, Jindabyne, Lithgow, Casino, Brigalow and Narromine, Megalong, Wyong, Tuggerawong, Wangarella, Morella, Augathella, Brindabella, I’m the feller. Chorus (Spoken) “Yeah, I know that, but have you been to…” I’ve been to Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby, Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi, Yarra Yarra , Bouindarra, Wallangarra, Turramurra, Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tibooburra, Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramatta, Parramatta, Wangaratta, Coolangatta, what’s it matter? Chorus (Spoken) “Yeah, look that’s fine, but how about…” I’ve been to Ettalong, Dandenong, Woodenbong, Ballarat, Canberra, Milperra, Unanderra, Captains Flat, Cloncurry, River Murray, Kurri Kurri, Girraween, Terrigal, Fingal, Stockinbingal, Collaroy and Narrabeen, Bendigo, Dorrigo, Bangalow, Indooroopilly, Kirribilli, Yeerongpilly, Wollondilly But that's cheating, bahahahaha I declare myself keelhauled upon the pirate code'n be walken the plank . The plonk belongs to the fine lady Pink Lotus, it seems be true
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RHP User
10 years ago
In days of old when ships were bold just like the men who sailed them There was a young skipper called cap'n no beard He traveled far and wide to find his bride only to baffle her with locations she turned her head and cursed him dead for wasting her time in her prime for she couldn't work the clues from the lack of schools so she found another not related to her brother the new cap'n she found amongst the trees who truly knew how to eat roots and leaves .. To the last Cap'n ..... Drink is the devil as you know and for all your clues YOU ARE TOO SLOW
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ya scoundrel, can ye make Cap'n No Beard declare the true pirate or wench who be downing t' bottle of plonk? Who be getn' the bubbles for their troubles?
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madotara69
10 years ago
The Pirate way, cap'n Mado shall go down with the ship. River Lady (A little goodbye) The day the river freezes Is the day it won't seem fair 'Cos they'll come to get the river lady And I don't think they'll careI know they'll scrape her paint off In their same old foolish ways Now the people see the river But the old ship's gone awayWater turns cold and gets to freezing Before you even know it, the old girl's easing Away from her berth 'Round by the point and out of our viewOff in the mist her engines pounding Back on the banks that old horn's sounding A little goodbye, a little I'll do what I must do A little goodbye, a little I'll do what I must doI know I will remember When I cannot hear that horn That would roll up by the mountains As she took us through the stormI know they've got to take her But I can't say I approve 'Cos she's won so many battles That I hate to see her loseWater turns cold and gets to freezing Before you even know it the old girl's easing Away from her berth 'Round by the point and out of our viewOff in the mist her engines pounding Back on the banks that old horn's sounding A little goodbye, a little I'll do what I must do A little goodbye, a little I'll do what I must doWater turns cold and gets to freezing Before you even know it the old girl's easing Away from her berth 'Round by the point and out of our view
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hi all. Obi1 here, I have just returned back to Amourous Porpoise (after having a litte R&R ashore) and what do I find?I find a bloody mess that's what! Empty rum bottles and clothing strewn all over the place! Champagne glasses everywhere and women's clothing hanging from the rigging! Boots and corsets strewn acrosss the decks and a pant-less Captain No Beard lying comatosed amidst a heap of similarly naked people!! WTF!!! There's even a lady asleep over the aft hatch, cradling what appears to be a huge red dildo, smiling and mumbling something about a "Pirate's Quest"!!!When he sobers up I will be having a little word with the captain, believe you me!I will get to the bottom of this and get back to you. Obi1
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RHP User
10 years ago
Have now had a "word" to the Captain, and I am now clear to as what's been going on!A Pirate's Quest eh? .... hmmmmm!It seems that that crafty old retrobate Captain No Beard has taken advantage of my absence and run amuck!Nevertheless, I have reviewed the said quest's posts and have to agree with the Captain (and his parrot) that the winner of this quest was indeed certain "Captain SingleGuy" as he was the first one to post up "Peter Bay" in the Whitsunday's as being the location of where we are currently anchored.I have contacted Captain SingleGuy to congratulate him (as Captain No Beard has now dissapeared below decks with some woman wearing only a feathered hat) and he tells me (most honestly) that without Captain Pinky posting up all the correct answeres to the clues for all to see, he never would have won the quest.Therefore, I have made Captain No Beard declare that BOTH SingleGuy and Pink Lotus are joint winners.They will each get a bottle of Dom Perignon from Captain No Beard's private stocks (which I will personally organise, as he is far too pissed at the moment).I hope that this clarifies the issue of the winners of this quest, puts this whole sordid and debaucherous matter to an end. Sincerely,Obi1
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' The Pirate way, cap'n Mado shall go down with the ship. That totally reminded me of this! "The Irish Rover" On the fourth of July eighteen hundred and six We set sail from the sweet cove of Cork We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks For the grand city hall in New York 'Twas a wonderful craft, she was rigged fore-and-aft And oh, how the wild winds drove her. She'd got several blasts, she'd twenty-seven masts And we called her the Irish Rover. We had one million bales of the best Sligo rags We had two million barrels of stones We had three million sides of old blind horses hides, We had four million barrels of bones. We had five million hogs, we had six million dogs, Seven million barrels of porter. We had eight million bails of old nanny goats' tails, In the hold of the Irish Rover. (...) We had sailed seven years when the measles broke out And the ship lost it's way in a fog. And that whale of the crew was reduced down to two, Just meself and the captain's old dog. Then the ship struck a rock, oh Lord what a shock The bulkhead was turned right over Turned nine times around, and the poor dog was drowned I'm the last of the Irish Rover
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RHP User
10 years ago
Mado, you are just full of surprises in the things you come up with. Love ya work mate! Obi1
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madotara69
10 years ago
Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche' Mado, you are just full of surprises in the things you come up with. Love ya work mate! Obi1 That's what Tara keeps telling me, should sea* what I do with my hands. Arghh, Obi1, Cap'n No Beard was a musket ball of fun. Don't be too hard on him
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