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A bit of fun

July 26 2012

This thread is dedicated to all the funny, a bit different or even unique wants from females during my time on these type of sites lol. (This is not about criticising individuals...its more about the wants of females and the funny side of courtship. Women feel free to add your own funnies that men have requested lol). Below is a rough top 20 of the most popular on female profiles. Below this list is a few 'classics' that will go down as part of the all time greats lol. It's good to have a bit of fun lol. Top 20 roughly in order of most popular. * no fatties, large or overweight guys * If you're ugly don't contact me (lol) * I like fit muscular athletic men * only contact me if you're over 7.5 inches (lol) * no pic no response * don't contact me if you talk like an SMS rapper i.e. hy b8 wanna hk up (lol) * a man who knows how to satisfy a woman * must be discreet or discrete (lol) * NO attached or married men * minimal body hair * no tatts * circumsized only (you'd think the little bit of extra skin was poisonous lol) * no bald guys * i like caring, honest decent guys * i like the bad boy element (lol) * I'm after black cock only * someone passionate * i like to suck cock (LOL) * if you can spell that would be a bonus (lol) * looking for a sugar daddy (lol) The 'one off classics' lol * From a couples profile - "I'm looking for an asian man with a small penis".......lol * From a mum in her 50's - "Horny mumma wanting young cock....I'm popular with my sons mates".........lmao

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RHP User

12 years ago

Bring your fire retardent suit? Cheers Felonius

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RHP User

12 years ago

Your right, but thats what its all about. shopping for cock candy Its like the sexual salad bar, you can make it the way you want it.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Even if it were going to score you a root, would you put your hand up as the 'asian man with a small penis'? lol I don't have a whole lot of wants... Just men who are able to sustain a friends with benefits scenario, not really into one nighters, a little more of a connection than just a 'fuck', I want the sexy texts and buildup, without the falling in love... not much to ask? Pfft, ah well like Tuscan says, we can make it what we want... Lol, the sexual salad bar, love it... and that can be 'all you can eat' too lol...

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RHP User

12 years ago

The List is not much diff for us guys ..... we just dont say it it reduces numbers of available Come on dirt bags you know its true

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RHP User

12 years ago

lol @ shopping for cock candy lol Hello lovely Saskia...i think you're being very fair and not asking for to much lol.

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RHP User

12 years ago

How are you? No, we women can have it all now ;)

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RHP User

12 years ago

I'm good thanks. The pulsating erotic sensualness of saskia. There is a 50 shades of pure connectivity within you :)

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RHP User

12 years ago

someone says in their profile "no lying arse holes"firstly, this magic line will stop lying arse holes from messaging you..secondly, it implies that everyone who does not have a warning like this in their profile is quite happy to have lying arse holes contact them..hilarious..

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RHP User

12 years ago

...are those women missing out or what!!What a bunch of princesses!!

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'wowwow11' The List is not much diff for us guys ..... we just dont say it it reduces numbers of available Come on dirt bags you know its true come on down wowow, bring your nuts and some of your home made mayo. Your like sizzlers but where is the steak tube all the girls keep asking for? The illusive mr Wow Wow. or is that Mr Walker?

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MissSarahCurious

12 years ago

has made an awesome website containing actual quotes from dating site profiles with some fun animal picshttp://cuteanimalsbaddates.tumblr.com/ *it wasn't me, but I did use an animal in the title, so... I'm gonna give myself half a point for that one.xx Sarah

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RHP User

12 years ago

Note to self: Must update my profile re lying arse holes, def don't want to hear from lying arseholes...

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RHP User

12 years ago

I'm feeling mummafied...

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RHP User

12 years ago

See, this is a life lesson for moi. "take a minute, sit down, rest feet, check forums..." WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT HOUR GO?!?!? Uncalled for, ridiculously funny tumble site... and it's pimp! :P

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RHP User

12 years ago

What about honest arseholes? Are they OK if they don't lie??

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