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A bit of humour for Tuesday ...

October 23 2012

Fifty Shades of Grey.The missus bought a Paperbackdown Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; T’was “fifty shades of grey”. Well I just left her to it, And then I went to bed. An hour later she apeared; The sight filled me with dread….. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down on the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. Things went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled up upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and… Said…. I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d muttered. She stood there nude, naked like; Bent forward just a bit …. I thought what the hell, Stepped forward, and stood on her left tit! Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out:“Step on the other one”!! Well readers, I can’t tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,…. Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.

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RHP User

12 years ago

That's just wrong. Funny, but wrong lol

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RHP User

12 years ago

Thanks for the glimpse of the future Sassy !

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ruby_blossum

12 years ago

This is a true story....My Mum, lives in a retirement village, she is one of the youngies there at mid 70's....just finished reading the 3rd book ( loaned to her by her neighbour).Mum's main comment on the books, is that she is worried that young women these days will feel that they have to do "all that nonsense" to get a man.I did love her other comment that the older ladies in the village ( 80's + ) were all reading it for BookClub.......lol....I love my Mum

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RHP User

12 years ago

50 shades of Frankston...(or substitute a suburb as required)As I stood in line at the centrelink, thinking up reasons why I can't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, sweat and lynx Africa! I turned and there he was Dwayne, with his pants halfway down his arse, our eyes met and even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill the lonely hours between Dr Phil and Days of Our Lives. As he approached me with his pasty white arms hanging out of a Nike vest, his smile told me it was dole day, and I knew my velour track suit would be hanging off the lampshade tonight. But we couldn't wait for the night...oh my...he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind Woolies. He had already tied his staffy to a post in an alleyway so we would not be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it did not bother us, just added to the mystery. I knew then that this was love and my life would never be the same again. I made a promise to him there and then that I would buy him a plasma with the baby bonus.

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RHP User

12 years ago

best laugh of the day,50 Shades of Boganville indeed. ruby_blossom ,love your mum's book club,Jane Austen eat your heart out.I would love to be privy to those reviews.....50 ways to please your lover tied to a zimmer frame perhaps?x R

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bondage_reality

12 years ago

It's the Dulux Colour Chart at Bunnings

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RHP User

12 years ago

Was a raving Baptist looney, all I can visualise is 50 shades of purple as she goes apoplectic !

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A bit of humour for Tuesday ...

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