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AFL (Hawks v Roos) Sexual Favours Bet

August 12 2016

Hi All. I have a semi regular non Red Hot Pie Fuck Buddy (a SRNRHPFB????) who is a rampant Nth Melbourne Fan and I am a mad Hawks fan. The two teams play each other this Saturday afternoon in a critical clash. Plenty of banter between us in the lead up this week as there is every time our teams play each other. Don't know why we didn't think of it before but she has asked if we should have a sexual favours wager on the outcome of the game. She has asked for ideas as to what the terms of our bet based on sexual favours to be performed on the other should be, should our respective team lose. So I thought I would put a last minute call out for ideas to the creative, inspirational and sometimes humorous minds of the RHP Forum dwellers. Will accept some "special category" options in the unlikely event of a draw as well.

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RHP User

8 years ago

you could frame a whole market... This could lead to many hours of 'pay off' for both of you. I wouldn't suggest you rig the contest, but as is the case with other forms of gambling (and trading), you could certainly hedge your bets to ensure an outcome in your favour. Though in all honesty, is it likely a loss in such circumstances is going to be hard to honour? (Welched Bet) I suppose they may depend what other specific suggestions you receive and what specific conditions you apply to the wager. Always be sure to read the fine print ; )

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RHP User

8 years ago

but I have learned a few things about numbers along my way.

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RHP User

8 years ago

Fmf there some if you win and mfm if she wins ? Provided that would float your boats. - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

8 years ago

I agree with PoisonIV great idea I'd take it a step further though and if my team won, I'd make you take a risk in public, push you outside your comfort zone, something to really get the juices flowing, with a third would be perfect. Whatever you do, talk a lot in the lead up, the build up will have both of you ready to burst come the time. Great idea on her part. Whatever you decide to do, enjoy, and don't forget to come back and give me all the details

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RHP User

8 years ago

Sexy / creative photo taken while wearing the other team's scarf? Posted as a profile pic ^^

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Sawadee

8 years ago

Even though I'm not a AFL person , I could always use the same principle adapting it to my beloved Rugby League. I aready worked out the how.. Points = Favors. Goes like this.. ( and I know afl points are different ) but to win by 1 point = 1 hand job / clit tick . By 2 points = oral. 4 points = both hand and oral. Anything above that the winner has the luxury of choice. lol.. Seems a good idea to me..

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RHP User

8 years ago

Must say I'm loving the idea of a bet. I am a mad League fan and love watching footy with a friend. Need to find a bulldogs fan who may like a wager for Thursday night ;)

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RHP User

8 years ago

Then that would be doggie style😈Q

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RHP User

8 years ago

I could be the bucking broncos too Qefenta1.. 😆

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RHP User

8 years ago

....are probably going to take it right up the arse? Bet's already on the table for the collecting!

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RHP User

8 years ago

Happy Team at Hawthornnnnn

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RHP User

8 years ago

Details ? 😜😛😊

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Sawadee

8 years ago

You didn't say who you support. Surely not another doggy ?

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RHP User

8 years ago

someone say doggy

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Sawadee

8 years ago

You are bad.. Now lean over that table.. Opps. lol.

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RHP User

8 years ago

okay then big day, I could use a good hammering right now to relax me

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Sawadee

8 years ago

Jackhammer ?

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