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Acts of randomness!!

December 05 2016

"You can't tell John Doe how to dance, see I can dance like my name's John Doe" What the most mysterious/stupidest/most funniest thing that you've done in public? A friend of a friend, drew a dick on a dusty multi-level display Mini and I went back a week later and it was still there. Clean your money making objects!! LOLz One night in the city, was walking back with 2 guy friends, then we met this couple walking out of the hotel and they said "can you smell that?" The 5 of us went and had Korean around the corner - didn't know Brisbane could be so random. Then there's all the random liberating, yet some embarrassing moments when traveling and nobody knowing who you are - awwwww yisssss... long for those days again!!! - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    A sadder one is when I finished some volunteering, I got a foot long subway and I sat outside and watched a guy approach the bin. He was dressed fine, had pretty nice average dress shoes. He started pulling rubbish from the recycle to the regular bin. I didn't quite like my pulled pork subway and I asked "are you looking for food? Have the other half of my sub." He asked if I was sure and so thankful - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I'm embarrassed to say I've done a lot of mysterious/stupid/funny things in public - mostly in my younger years! But reading the lyrics above reminds of walking through Southbank in Brisbane with some girlfriends from school (had only just graduated). I used to be a pretty good hip hop dancer and we were singing and I started busting out a move. Another friend joined me while the others stood round cheering, clapping and singing. A crowd started to gather so I took my shirt off and laid it on the ground in front of us as a joke. I was wearing a crop top bra underneath. Within 10 minutes we had about 50 people gathered around us and about $40 in tips. I had to end it because I couldn't stop laughing from both shock and guilt. I'll have a think about whether I want to post some of the others 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Went up to a chemist attendant and passed her a box of magnum condoms and my ventolin inhaler..... She says "just these 2?" "Well....before I commmit to the condoms purchase...I just need to know one thing..." "And what is that??" Asks the clerk... "Where are your fitting rooms??" :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    @SoftandCurious - that's freaking awesome hahahaha wow!!! The song is so catchy and the lyrics are so meaningful. In the words of Drapht themselves - "it's an analogy to live authentically and not be swayed by onlookers' judgements than this individual that I'm writing about." I thought it was appropriate. Please do tell us more! @Stirry - what a funny brain you have hahaha Awkward. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    8 years ago

    I'll let you know 😄 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    8 years ago

    Perhaps a repeat performance for the next M&G ?I'm pretty sure you'd top $40. Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    @Tall!!! Egg @SoftandCurious on!! I wanna see it haha respect ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Many years ago I was in the Royal Air Force and on detachment in Sicily. We were at Palermo airport outside having a smoke (ps I don't smoke anymore) staring at the mountain to the south. The sea behind us. The clouds had come low down around the mountain, it looked awesome. I turn to my mate and point out the clouds saying 'wow we must be pretty high up here, how high are we?' He looks over his shoulder without missing a beat and says 'sea level'. I'm an idiot. - Posted from rhpmobile