RHP

RHP User

M43

All I want is sex

September 15 2013

I've been a member here since about January and I am constantly getting knocked back. Is there something wrong with my profile? Or is it the way I look? Advice please

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Everything is wrong with your profile. We don't need to know that you masturbate all the time or that you walk around naked - its off putting in a big way.Pusscat xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You need some help from the pussy whisperer I think.... Where is he?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The only part of your template that isn't template is   "Hi! I'm a 31 year-old man. I am pretty much horny all the time and masterbate every night during the week and 3-4 times Saturday and Sunday. I like to sleep naked and I am pretty much nude around the house."   Not really what I want to know. How about saying what you are looking for, and what you have to give in return? What turns you on? How would you treat a woman? Do get rid of the second pic, personally I think it makes you look like something from a Slasher movie. I like the other pics, you have a great smile. Don't give up hope. You have a lot of competition here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Thank you Woody_pusscat & Mesmerised for your advice I have made some changes to my profile. Could you please take a look and see if it is a improvement. Burn4u82

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Better already. But I'm sure you can add more.

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    11 years ago

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    he he heMado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    No Inspirit I need all the advice I can get. If you have anything to ad please do so. Burn4u82

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    the crochets Inspirit

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    11 years ago

    though I like a little kinky knots too be added

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Lol Freya & Inspirit

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Heaps Better! Pusscat xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Thank you pusscat I appriceat it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You say you just want sex but then in total contradiction you say you want a queen for your kingdom.So sex or relationship ? My guess is the ladies are confused too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I just checked out your profile. Looks good with changes. :) Can I suggest remove the first sentence in description. It starts off negative like you`re putting yourself down. Member the sandwich :) positive negative positive cheers.... FOXY - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Thank you SUPERFOXXY I appreciate your advice and consider it gone.

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    11 years ago

    I think maybe once I did and was called "Judgmental" by the moral police ... sux being honest some times.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    If all you want is sex, visit a brothel.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well u have been here for 9 months :) we have been here for years and still not a lot of success I well we keep trying but...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Ahhh who cares what the moral police think!Pusscat xxx

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    11 years ago

    I dont really care htough so if I was too say ---- unless you have a 7" cock take your cock size away. lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Lol seems we bak to size matters ?

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    as if you give a fuck inspirit, are you OKMado

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Are you getting "knocked back" in the significantly bigger wider pool of females called "the REAL world"?? If so...... why expect RHP to deliver different results to how people interact with what you offer? Food for thought DG- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' Member the sandwich :) positive negative positive That's for giving feedback, isn't it? In profiles I like to see postive positive positive.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    but here it istake a new profile pic...nobody looks at their best taken from that angle...love the bit about Bruce and the dragons...but the rest is a bit confusing...as per what 50z said...are you looking for a wife,a live-in lover or are you luring women in with false hop when all you really want is a shag?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    sorry I dropped my E...hope,I meant...hop,hop,hoppity me

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' sorry I dropped my E...hope,I meant...hop,hop,hoppity me now you have dropped it, you will feel a little strange for the next few hours, just go with it and everything will just feel nice.That is what I have been told...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I think your profile reveals quite a bit about who you are. I didn't get to see it beforehand - but I like how it's concise whilst still giving an idea of who you are as a person.Maybe I'm wrong about this - but I think it's better to keep it concise. I don't find it attractive reading pages of information written by the user about themselves. Finding out through conversation/meeting is more interesting for me.It might also be good to put a little bit more effort into your photos. Webcam shots are a dime a dozen, and aren't exactly flattering.A photo of you out with friends, or doing something you enjoy might work better.Good luck! Hope this helps, somewhat.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Sorry for the confusion 50z & Freya77. I am fighting a loosing battle with lonelyness. I am tired of going to bed by myself, weakening in the morning by myself. I long for the touch and smell of a woman. I want her to weak me up in the middle of a bad dream and so I can tell her about it and to hold me till I get back to sleep. So I am looking for everything and anything. A fuck budy, a girlfriend or my future wife (Queen)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Looks great! Good Luck Foxy- Posted from rhpmobile

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' as if you give a fuck inspirit, are you OKMado I do I do ..I really do. HONESTLY!

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    11 years ago

    and fuck my tits. Lets get that out of the way first hey.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' I dont really care htough so if I was too say ---- unless you have a 7" cock take your cock size away. lol inspirit is a petite little thing, and she has a thing for big shiny heads, so you can take her gentle words as a compliment.See how she gets all excited. But she plays hard to get.Mado

  • goldcoastcple69

    goldcoastcple69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Burn4u82'Sorry for the confusion 50z & Freya77. I am fighting a loosing battle with lonelyness. I am tired of going to bed by myself, weakening in the morning by myself. I long for the touch and smell of a woman. I want her to weak me up in the middle of a bad dream and so I can tell her about it and to hold me till I get back to sleep. So I am looking for everything and anything. A fuck budy, a girlfriend or my future wife (Queen) hey mate, listen I don't know if this great advice , but.. there have being times when ive felt like that .. what I did is , quite my job ,put my stuff in storage and took the fuck off !! travelled everywhere , well mainly asia lol I like Asian women .. I promise you if you travel to the right places and stay away from fancy hotels and resorts but make friends with locals etc youll start to meet women . For a lot of us its hard here to meet women here .. but. there are places where the female to male population ratio is way in your favor lol just a suggestion I don't know it woked for me anyway.

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'u6me9' Lol seems we bak to size matters ? It does if they do NOT how too use it and their imagination

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    11 years ago

    You are reading too much Tara about time you put his fingers too more good use.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    I have said on several occasions, that maintaining a healthy sex life is a priority. Pressing all these buttons on the type writer is developing a soft touch that Tara is quite impressed with.I have told Tara that my soft touch is being welcomed by all the ladies, oh and blindman, hehe, and as long as I am not getting into trouble, we have a giggle with all the chit chat.I am just a flirt'r , it is in my nature and I think that is why Tara married me.Mado, Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You are a smart man...Burn4u82...you asked for help from woman and they were about to provide with all the help you required and in the end you may meet someone from this post...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Have a good look in the mirror. Your headspace/mindset is also a contributing factor. You will attract only what you project out there. Have your shit sorted, and by this I mean take a look at what issues the last few women have had.....life is telling you something. Just be sure to listen.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Looks fine to me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    it reads a lot better now and will attract more viewers....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    another peek.That's much more betterer !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Get a couple of overexposed face/upper body pics (leave the choked chicken for PG1) get a friend of photographer to help out with your photos (take 20 pics to get 1 good one). Get a thesaurus and be original and engaging. One can always improve or diversify ones sensual persona but you don't shaft a personality. Be sexy, Do what's required and more....Have the Dream.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    your profile seems a lot better now bud! I hope you are reaping the rewards you desire!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Likely takes bookings or has a waiting room all the best I'm sure ur a catch for plenty on here just asking the wrong way- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I just wasted to thank everyone for your advice. I rely appreciate it. I suffer from Post Traumatic Stress from being a fire fighter for 6 years. I have great highs but also a gradual yet an extreme low which was (embarrassingly enough) what I eventually hit on Sunday. I am now a lot better than I was Sunday. Love you all Burn4u82

  • canberrahot

    canberrahot

    11 years ago

    Dont think the picture is helping the shiny face and forehead makes you look older I feel :( my initial though was over 40-50 im sure some of the ladies were thinking the same.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I get that all the time. I've never been asked for my ID at all. I only have 1 rule and that is you either have it or you don't. I refuse to go out in public with next no hair that making it look like I'm trying to cover the bare patches so it all gets shaved off.