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An open letter

April 13 2018

I was thinking about sex the other day, and the myths, legends and the downright scary thoughts that surround the most powerful and worshipped part of a woman's anatomy – their genitals. Women are – despite many attempts to generalise – all individuals, but the number of generalisations about our anatomy are pretty outrageous. Women like different sexual experiences, we like different touch, our genitals all work in their unique way (because they are in unique bodies!), we use different names for them (vaginas, pussies, nether regions, the fun zone 😣). Different situations, stress, hormones, medication and even the bloody weather all impact our genitals and how they present and perform - and sometimes there is nothing that can change that. So....as a woman, what would you like to communicate to the readers of the forums about your unique and beautiful anatomy? How does it react to touch, to stimuli, what are you self conscious about, what do you prefer it to be called, what myths can you bust right out of the water?? Start your post “Dear Reader,.....” – in other words an open letter to all those who read the forums. Those who are not, and have never been in physical possession of female anatomy ..... I would prefer you sit quiet and read. This is not the forum for men to launch into claims of being able to lick pussy for hours (let me bust that myth for you right now – the number of women who want that to happen is probably between 0% & 5% of the population 🤣). Read and learn from the experts – the ones who actually live and maintain the equipment 😁

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MsSuperFoxy

7 years ago

My pussy is VIP. If you don't like it, stiff. Just like the weather, if it's wet, its time to go inside. 😎 Ms Foxy

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Rlee552

7 years ago

Big genuine belly laugh. Thank you. Would also point out be if they do like it - stiff as well.

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FeistyFatty

7 years ago

Seriously.... close the thread now..... OMG, so well said..... had me in stitches xx - Posted from rhpmobile

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Xxalex

7 years ago

End of story... - Posted from rhpmobile

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unicorn_bubbles

7 years ago

Just cause the last pussy you patted liked it a little rough doesn’t mean this one does. Take the time to try and find out what this one likes. - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

7 years ago

My pudendum is a thing of beauty, a tropical orchid forever in full flower... The aroma rich and enticing to lure in the unwary traveller who can't help but to desire to drink of the depths from where the pure spring water pours forth upon the surrounding veldt. Tread gently as thou dost sally forth upon the journey here lest thy way be lost in a deep and unholy place from whence there is no return. Peachy,

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Hawt1

7 years ago

Quoting 'PeachyPearL' My pudendum is a thing of beauty, a tropical orchid forever in full flower... The aroma rich and enticing to lure in the unwary traveller who can't help but to desire to drink of the depths from where the pure spring water pours forth upon the surrounding veldt. Tread gently as thou dost sally forth upon the journey here lest thy way be lost in a deep and unholy place from whence there is no return. Peachy, That sounds like child support.. Lol Seriously poetic xx

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RHP User

7 years ago

Lol, it's a Venus Fly Trap? Peachy

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RHP User

7 years ago

Thank you

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EarthQueen

7 years ago

The term flick the bean is highly misleading. If you flick any part of my pussy I will kick you in the head. For me. Bring your listening ears. Listen to what I tell you. If you are doing something well and I like it, don't change what you are doing to make it harder/faster. Just stay the same. Then I will cum. If you change, it may all fall apart in an instant. Also you don't need to go at my clit like a whipper snipper on high speed. Slow and low, that is the tempo (Also that's the lyrics to a Beastie Boys song FYI). It seems like a default that lots of times when you meet someone new they just want to fuck hard, which is OK sometimes. But sexy, deep, slinky, slow sex is amazing. (But I guess definitely more intimate and not always achievable with someone you don't know that well? ) Anyway, I kinda miss it. What am I self conscious about? Nothing anymore, I love everything about my pussy. Not so when I was younger, I was way more self conscious. They come in all shapes and sizes and if you don't like mine, peace out and good luck to you.

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RHP User

7 years ago

You mentioned "The Beastie Boys" BUT.....the song - "You Suck" by the "Yeastie Girls" How does that fit into this discussion -as Subject matter I mean...

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EarthQueen

7 years ago

That’s for the men’s version of this topic 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

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PatchworkGirl

7 years ago

Dear reader, There's a quote attributed to Charlie Chaplin, but the truth of its origin is up for dispute. Regardless, a wise person once said that "Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul." Whilst you, dear reader, won't get to own any part of me - that role is already taken, thank you - you might get to visit parts of my naked body sometimes. If you're lucky. How do you get lucky, I hear you ask? Well that's a great question. Let me refer you to the above quote.I know, I know, I said that my body wouldn't belong to you. but the metaphor can be extended a little to those wanting to visit short term. So why does my naked soul matter, if you just want to check out my body? Well, not to put too fine a point on it, but if you know me, and you know how my mind works, you'll have a better chance of knowing just how my body works. Get to know my mind, my thoughts, my interests, my passions, and you'll get some insight into what I want when you're exploring my body. I like someone to take their time when getting to know me. Don't rush. Don't just pound away bombarding me with everything you want to contribute to the conversation - take some time to listen to me too. Be patient. I'm a long distance girl, I'm not into sprints.Of course, that's not to say that I always want it (whatever "it" might be) slow and languorous. That's great to start with, but sometimes a bit of variety can be good too. So don't spend all night with the surface level tongue lashing, so to speak. After a bit of time getting to know each other, let's probe a little deeper. Mmmm, yes. Just like that. Here's a little secret about me - both my naked body, and my naked soul, are fairly new acquaintances of mine. I've spent a lot of time with them, its true, but like that box in the corner of the garage that's been there forever but you can't quite remember its contents, for the longest time I didn't really know why laid beneath the surface of either of them. So, I could tell you what I like, I think half the fun is exploring that along the way, don't you think? TL:DR. My pussy, she's a fussy one. Don't take the time to get to know the rest of the body and soul she's attached to, you have no chance with her.

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