"And nothing ... compares... nothing compares... to penis"

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I have a glass decanter top that's perfectly round and fits snuggly inside and feels just like the head of a hard cock. Hmmm I think it's time to give it another polish :P Runner up prize would go the eggplant. Soft, squishy but firm enough to insert and is very filling mmmmm I would say he enjoyed watching me play with these as much as I did, but nothing really compares to the touch and feel of the real thing :) - Posted from rhpmobile

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  him_and_me

  11 years ago

  Eggplant!? Like a real, actual eggplant? I'd never even considered..... x Me

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Be very careful when it cums to inserting food substances into places where you like to dine !! Some time ago i had a bit of a polly waffle habit ! Well what better way to enjoy a polly waffle than to stick it up me woman's vag and lick all the chocolate out yum yum !! Hmmm well i must say yum yum it was however when the chocolate melted it released all the tiny bits of crushed nuts that was in the coating of chocolate so my girl was quite perplexed with food bits deep in her nest deeper than my tongue could reach !! Allthough it was fantastic trying to reach these nutty bits it was damn lucky my girl did not have an allergic reaction to nuts !!! - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  No matter how hard you try , you will never find a real enough substitute for an authentic Pork Sword . No matter what everyone thinks of the Single Male , he is the proud owner of a genuine Bratwurst . That's why you are on this Site and not at your local Farmer's Market . GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Thank you for your reply! The big eggplant variety or the small hybrid version?

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  There is nothing like mix a favourite pass time with your favourite food;). Peanut retrieval, sounds as though you could start a new trend?!?

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I'm with you, there is nothing like a genuine bratwurst or kabana ;). I'm sure the local farmer would have a few stories to tell!!

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I use the most common (large deep purple) variety, but it depends on how big you can handle, how lubed up you are, whether you've had kids, etc. Of course, like everything, start small and work your way up. And the vagina is such an amazing piece of work in that it will stretch to accomodate the biggest of dicks (maybe not lengthwise) and return back to its original shape after. My lover can vouch for my 'tightness' :) And I would advise against putting anything smaller than a ping pong ball (unless it has strings attached) inside the vagina. The vagina will suck it right in and up and you could be in for a bit of a panic (as I once discovered, but that's another story) :P - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Hilarious!!!! Thanks for the advice and I'll certainly make sure all my ping pong balls have strings attached

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I thought your comment was gold, so well put. As I love maturation, while in the act I do crave the real thing.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'explorateurs69' Hilarious!!!! Thanks for the advice and I'll certainly make sure all my ping pong balls have strings attached Have fun. That's what it's all about

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