RHP

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Animalistic Urges

May 03 2007

Dear God! I don’t know what’s going on at the moment. Could it be the forbidden phone call from a friend this morning... forbidden because this is a friendship without sex involved. That alone put me on the edge of my seat all day. Add fertility to the mix. It’s breeding time, need to satisfy the call of Mother Nature to continue the species. Time since my last good f*ck. Not that long ago... but still longer than I like. Anticipation... two weeks until my much-awaited trip south, and who’s waitiing there for me. Dreams, conversations, messages, flirts, emails, thoughts.... all centred around sex. My temperature is so hot I walked near a pallet of fire suppression foam today and it all evaporated! To have a cup of tea, I just get a mouthfull of cold water and suck a tea bag! My heat does the rest, the water is boiling when I swallow. And that takes me back to the conversation this morning.... Anyone got any suggestions about keeping a lid on this for another 2 weeks? And don’t say my vibe... it melted... Viking *my clutch is on fire clear the road up ahead gonna blow out a tyre burn out my brakes my generator is red...... sign on the road says I’ve got to unload tuned up my rod and I’m ready to roll don’t drive me outta my head.....* =Even the music I’m listening to....=

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    What a great post ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    You’ll be here soon enough VB. We’ll get that drink, and then sort out who’s going to douse the fire! :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Will there be a line or an all in one I wonder? Hmmm, maybe we can take a poll. Answer correctly and you get a ..... ????? Nefarious thoughts and plans are afoot! See you soon Viking xxxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Looking at that lovely red number you are sporting of late, I’m sure there will be more than one pole (sorry I mean poll) :).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Sounds very sexy Vikingbitch! :P Hope you have a ball.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    firstly if any one reads this, i would like to inroduce myself as the vikings daughter. i rang mum this morn to wish her a happy day and now 7hrs later i have discovered that the very thing was the very thing that kept me alive for the first crucial moments of a newborns life and now it is plastered all over internet! ppl always go public with stories bout how close they r to their mums and how they have the best relationship, well me and mum have missed out on many years together but have made up 4 it faster than u could imagine, alot of children would be utterly disscusted at a story like this one and i would hate to think bout wat they would say bout profile but instead im so increably proud of her and wish her well with every dream she chooses to pursue. i love you mum. happy mothers day!!!!!! xox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    firstly if any one reads this, i would like to inroduce myself as the vikings daughter. i rang mum this morn to wish her a happy day and now 7hrs later i have discovered that the very thing was the very thing that kept me alive for the first crucial moments of a newborns life and now it is plastered all over internet! ppl always go public with stories bout how close they r to their mums and how they have the best relationship, well me and mum have missed out on many years together but have made up 4 it faster than u could imagine, alot of children would be utterly disscusted at a story like this one and i would hate to think bout wat they would say bout profile but instead im so increably proud of her and wish her well with every dream she chooses to pursue. i love you mum. happy mothers day!!!!!! xox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    sounds like you had a verry good phone call and should have tryed putting ice over you to try to cool down lol hmmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    will make me wanna do