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Anyone own a f**k machine?

January 29 2013

Are they as good and fun as they look in movies???   Where did you get it. I am struggling to find suppliers in Oz.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Help yourselves...the popcorn, choc tops and your favourite beverages are on the house. Kick back and relax, this one's going to be a classic.What's...gratuitous pandering?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I drive it....and every time it breaks down, I say "oh fuck" same thing??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I just call my "wrabbit" vibrator my F*ck machine cause sometimes it smokes...Would you call something a 'machine' if it requires batteries???

  • Taby_DK

    Taby_DK

    12 years ago

    Oooo Yes! This is a fantasy of mine! I'd really like to try one sometime in the future those girls in the video's being tied up so they cant move and fucked with the machine go wild! Kind of makes me jealous Taby x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I remember seeing in a porn movie this machine and I really don't have the faintest idea how you could lay your hands on one. When you do get one could you webcam what its like when you are using it? That would help some people that haven't seen this in action...... Or just PM me with a video attachment.....   Mike

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    DLD might make a good substitute for one and all you have to do is reach out and grab him off the front row.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Well, your in luck.   I have just put one together, and it needs testing. Currently on my profile pic, but as your a guest you wont see it. Its sort of like a rocking horse in design?. So have to exchange photos and see if this hits the spot.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That wasn't a serious question was it? I think you better do some research. Lol. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    But I have seen the reciprocating Saw adapters on a couple of online Adult Toy stores...you buy the adapter then buy the didlo attachment to go on the adapter...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ...the film, that is, from a few years ago, made by the Coen brothers (not their best work)....George Clooney's character is building one in his garage.

  • captainkaos

    captainkaos

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'the_aesthete'...the film, that is, from a few years ago, made by the Coen brothers (not their best work)....George Clooney's character is building one in his garage. Any man who calls himself a man can make you one. As "meabooutyou" said, his is similar to a rocking horse. You can make one out of an old pushbike that you see in the council clean up or start from scratch. everytime I see one, I always think "mmmmmm, that looks easy to build". Obviously the reality might be a little different. lol. but I am open to discussing your needs and helping you in the workshop. Conversely I will offer my services. My workshop is well equipped.

  • Chillymofo

    Chillymofo

    12 years ago

    have built about 5 now just for shits and giggles.Parts cost about $50 all up, if you need to buy.all you need is imagination!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    that jane fonda blew up in Barbarella?   yep showing my age here now

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    They are too expensive to import.....good luck in your search

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I would LOVE one.... I have seen one supplier in Oz and just wondering if there are others.   My guy would also love to see me use it! Hours of fun for all!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I actually run an engineering shop and have made a couple for friends/groups here in Perth! There are a lot of variations and can range from hand held thru to remote controlled... I'm looking for a latex wrapper who can make me a mould of a vagina so I can shape a saddle for the next one I'm making. Anyway this thread has probably run its course... Just thought id add :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If I lend you my vulva to make a mould for your saddle, will you call it the 'Saskia'?

  • bluelight_taxi

    bluelight_taxi

    12 years ago

    Google SYBIAN THEN ENJOY YOUR GOOGLING

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I had one, but I left it on when I went out for the night. It went right through the couch, through the TV stand, and blazing on through a support beam. My house collapsed, and it was hard explaining what happened to the police.First thing my mate said when he heard? "Aww, that's fucked!"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    There's also a scene in Sacha Baron Cohen's "Bruno" where he's rocking a cradle with an exercise bike converted to one such device.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    with creative hands. This is something l can see myself tackling. The seed's been planted and l already have a rough idea how to make it work. Some parts l have, and some l would have to get hold of... l think the cock would have to be silicone and regular in size, because i can imagine a solid one might be too harsh, and too big uncomfortable. Cmon girls, need your thoughts on this one. Silicone or solid ? Smooth or ribbed ? Regular or Large. ? Whats the best combo ? Jay..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    that's what it is - just add DOT COMIt can be ordered over the internet of course but the cost is over $1,000 so you'd have to add customs duty

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I know there's a store in melb that stocks and displays them. A previous fbw was into them, but come with harsh price tag. Sorry can't remember the name. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • chevtrek

    chevtrek

    11 years ago

    Bought a dildo monted it on pvc pipe guides are built on and leavers but the easy part is the motor. A 12 volt wiper motor has the 3 speeds needed then a small box made up to cover the motor   I also have one built with a blender motor LOL I call it the sub buster   If you look at my pics the machine bolts on to the sub bench.   I have taken this to many parties and yes the ladies love it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Been there done that- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    like chev ,,,i made mine using a 12 volt wiper motor ,,using the arms and motor from a hyundai car ,,,,,yes a silicone dong works best and on mine i can tie anysized dong to it ,,,,,,the hardest part for me was getting the wiring right ,,,it can be used in any position but my favorite is to get in front off it doggy style ,,,,,,or to stand over it thrusting up n down ,,,,,,,the cost of it was nothing more than the elecricity i used to make it as i used metal etc i had lying around in my shed ,,,,,,,may be i should go into buisiness making them as they are very expensive to buy from the net ,,,,,,,,,,xxxxxx catherine ,,,,,,,

  • chevtrek

    chevtrek

    11 years ago

    If you send me a message I will open private pics so you can see how a well a home made one looks like.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    If I was a woman, I'd make a tall but pretty ordinary looking one. But I also expect that I'd find the idea of a sex machine and dildo used on a bunch of other people would probably turn my right off the person suggesting it on me. DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    There's a couple on the northside of Brisbane that own one ..I look them up and send the details through - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFox' I just call my "wrabbit" vibrator my F*ck machine cause sometimes it smokes...Would you call something a 'machine' if it requires batteries??? Thats a toy, machines run on 240V. IMHO.

  • iCouple

    iCouple

    11 years ago

    We own a sybian, bought it over the net from the manufacturer, all up with customs and postage and a few extra attachments it was about $2000. Very satisfied with our purchase. Very satisfied.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Everyone has their own little fetish or interest. From my interest I went on to develop a fucking machine that we now market in OZ you can see the machine on our profile. Both my wife and I enjoy using the machine it adds a certain naughty twist to those special occasions. I agree that simple versions can be made and maybe fun but we prefer something with a bit more pizazz not to mention thump. It compliments our little bdsm sessions nicely.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'cath_o_lic' like chev ,,,i made mine using a 12 volt wiper motor ,,using the arms and motor from a hyundai car ,,,,,yes a silicone dong works best and on mine i can tie anysized dong to it ,,,,,,the hardest part for me was getting the wiring right ,,,it can be used in any position but my favorite is to get in front off it doggy style ,,,,,,or to stand over it thrusting up n down ,,,,,,,the cost of it was nothing more than the elecricity i used to make it as i used metal etc i had lying around in my shed ,,,,,,,may be i should go into buisiness making them as they are very expensive to buy from the net ,,,,,,,,,,xxxxxx catherine ,,,,,,,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Maybe if you need a new SEX Machine you should find a new man!!! At least he wont require batteries!!!

  • chevtrek

    chevtrek

    11 years ago

    I have just decided to design one for guys using a flesh light and it wont be easy as it is very soft rubber so easy to rip apart.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I am sorry I just have to comment again, I wasn't going to but....Firstly a well made machine takes several things into account like user safety, go figure how that works with a blender motor.Performance....sustained performance...it's called duty cycle.Torque...you don't want it to stall, or do you, durability and suited to application.Depth of penetration or thrust length, 12inches of penetration isn't always required.Adjustability...easy adjustability....nothing is more frustrating than having to come down of a sensual roller coaster while you reach for the tool box to tweak your needs.We are not on here to float our own boat but if you are interested just private message and we can give you a link to our web site. At the very least it may provide some of you handymen with a few ideas so that you can SAFELY develop a machine of your own. Very happy to help fellow members with the same mindset.Lastly I can't believe the naivety of some of the commentaries, since when does adding a whip, blindfold, dildo love swing, f*****g machine etc to a healthy sexual adventure instigate getting a new partner because the old one can't perform. I masterbate on a regular basis.....do I really need to get a new wife.....I hope not she has trained me well and it would mean I will have to go thru all that training again.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Now that is something I'd like to see!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I imported mine and it came with two different size attachments and yup they are as good as the movies even more so when coupled with a hitachi

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My wife has one, me! Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hey,Not sure if they are a chain store but - Norty but Nice in Capalaba in Brisbane - had a really good fuck machine on sale in thier store. The motor part sat in a box about the size of a shoe box with mechanism pole coming out from there. You put the supplied dildo on the end of the pole or you can mould your partners lovely cock and place it on the end or buy another custom dildo to suit. Either way it's compact and can easily be put on the bed if needed. They turned it on and it was a lot quieter than expected and had a few different modes and speeds. They imported it and it was $800 retail. Have put it on our toy box wish list for now. Will be getting one. I saw one that was very similar being used on red tube and have wanted one ever since. A little exspensive but you get what you pay for. Not sure I would have something home made pounding my pussy in case something went wrong and that home made metal pole wouldnt be fun perforating my cervix would it. So go for the retail item and at least the hardware has a warranty and you will know that the pole is safe and vag friendly. You only have one pussy so don't go risking it on your mates or friends back yard idea. Well if you do make sure you go get a tetanus shot first, lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Tight_Fit' Maybe if you need a new SEX Machine you should find a new man!!! At least he wont require batteries!!! My partner is a great sex machine and adding to the mix with other toys does not in any way take that away from him. There are times when he is working for example and I cant get a hold of his cock so toys and machines are a great alternative and I reakon a fucking machine would be a great little addition to our toy bag. Why is it that some men, including yourself instantly think that the cock is all we need, want or desire in life? and that if we have toys it somehow translates into a defficiency on the part of our mate????. No toy measures up to my man but is always enjoyed as a compliment to or a replacement of if he is not available. Some of us have rather big sex drives and like it more times a day than a partner can provide if he is working and not at home and it is heaps of fun when he helps me use them.

  • Rurallife

    Rurallife

    11 years ago

    One day you might like to try our sybian we are often less than 2 hrs from you on the coast. If we come to the GC we could bring it with us. It is also great for being tied while you sit on it. It can be quite unforgiving once you cum once. Check out the web if you want to see the effect. have fun

  • chevtrek

    chevtrek

    11 years ago

    Well I finished my design and made the prototype of the male fucking machine. Also I managed to shrink down the female fuck machine plus as well as vibrate and 3 speed it has mood lights. I saw the pics of the fuck machine the other guy makes and wounder why he used a bulky tool box as that limits its versatility. I make most for locals or the club I go to and I have now been asked to build a double pumper so the ideas have started.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well ha ha ha. I am a good fucking machine. But if you want one that can be plugged in to a wall I can make you one if you pay for the parts...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'chevtrek' Well I finished my design and made the prototype of the male fucking machine. Also I managed to shrink down the female fuck machine plus as well as vibrate and 3 speed it has mood lights. I saw the pics of the fuck machine the other guy makes and wounder why he used a bulky tool box as that limits its versatility. I make most for locals or the club I go to and I have now been asked to build a double pumper so the ideas have started.Good bahahah chevtrek, obviously you know very little about fuckingmachines, their designs and versatility including safety. I suppose if you wrap your blender motor in bubble wrap and duct tape it together it could be considered safe. I am a tradie an electrician to be exact, my wife and I run two businesses including a bondage web site that we have just launched. I guess in our opinion anyway we have some authority when we speak on the matter.The tool box let me just inform you of the design criteria and why it is mounted this way.A discretely packaged, if required.B Easily and safely transported, can take a bump or two.C Moving parts are safely out of harms way, you don't want to get your dick cut off while using it.D Versatility is enhanced with 4 height and plane operations simply by rotating.E Machines that are to light will move away from the user , this baby wont.F Construction necessary to contain the motor, gearbox, power supply, drive arms etc.G infinite speed settings from 0 strokes pm to 180 strokes pm.H etc etc etc.By the way we don't sell the machines to our friends at the local pub or club but you may just have given us a a new marketing idea. You should post a few pics of your willy wonka creations so that we can check them out. Now I know why you get such great reviews in the forums. Gunmalla yundini Jumbalbar..........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hi! Oh! I know that wasn't funny at the time. But reading it now gave me such a Laugh, everything was Jiggling ha! ha! Thanks for that Light relief ..Cheers Lu :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I think I could make a pretty good one out of a 2 stroke motor? What girl wouldn't love the ring of a two stroke revving it's nuts off while getting you off, hell could even put a gearbox on it forget 180 strokes per minute, my bad boy will do 10,000 per minute? That's what girls like right???

  • chevtrek

    chevtrek

    11 years ago

    I make one a week and no complaints so far and have made them over 10 years, The box is Plastic and I don't put the power supply in the box but a separate plug in, plus you can dismantle to hide it away from the children. It has straps to secure to a bench or bed or chair plus brackets to secure to a stand for standing under a chair or cross. See cross in pics and fucker machine. Frog you stick to your bulky design and I will stick to mine.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Linear actuators are the bees knees for this type of job. Hooked up to a micro controller you have an unlimited range of motion, not just cyclic. Blue tooth to provide the interface on a smart phone, or even remote via the net. Strain gauges to provide safety. With heads that have integrated vibration function and head motion. Dare I add a hydraulic hardness control. Small, compact, and silent.But what would I know I am just a engineering/computer science student that loves sex.Can add moisture, pressure, and temperature sensors in the head, even a heart rate monitor. Squeeze and it can adjust. Voice command, "More more more" "slow" etc...Your plastic friend that's fun to be with.All components are cheap. Safety first. Imagine the control with a touch phone, up down for length of stroke, left right for speed, second finger for head control.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    One a week...... 10 years.... I'm a bit concerned that there could theoretically be over 500 amateur electrical appliances in Perth, being used in wet areas. lol DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'chevtrek' I managed to shrink down the female fuck machine plus as well as vibrate and 3 speed it has mood lights. Yeah, mood lights, that's what it was missing.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Read anything other than page three... I've just almost wet myself, we gotta get Chevy on the new inventors 😄 Hp xo 💌 Because Chevys so far away...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have been creating a range of vibrators from bits and bobs. Mostly have been using vibration motors from worn out tooth brushes. Have just started using the Arduino microcontroler to control the motors. Amazing what vibrations you can get when you harmonize two or more motors. I have tried them on a few people and all love them.I have built a set of four. A three motor harmonizing bullet, a two motor slim dildo made from ABS plastic to transfer the vibration, and two flexible vibrating wands all powered from one USB port (PWM allows me to keep power consumption constant away making sure pules are out of phase as much as possible).Amazing thing is that total cost is less then $30. Motors from old tooth brushes, cables from old computers and what not. Arduino $25 and a verity of toys and household items heading for the bin.What shocked me was when a friends vibrator brock down I took it apart and the motor was almost identical to the ones found in the tooth brushes, the vibrator was $80 outrageous. Even better the tooth brush motors are totally encapsulated.Next project when i get time is a dildo with at least a dozen or 2 dozen motors in rings around the outside so that I can make vibration move up and down and also around. Will add 4 temperature resistors. Not to sure how they will go but will log all data. I know there are a few ladies, and guys that love a lab coat and nothing as sexy as a nerd with a laptop, a new toy, and a drive to make you come. Manufacture cost in bulk $20 max. Next time you walk into a sex shop remember you are really being ripped off.LOLNo shit this is what I do. Most here will have seen, purchased, or played something I invented or created unless you have lived under a rock for the past 20 years. I had an entire Chinese manufacturing plant at my whim for 6 years. I can turn a toaster into a hot air balloon. Oh boosting I know but I have too every now and then. But now I am but a poor student, maybe some would like to invest.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Go to fuckingmachines.com grab your visa and buy away MMMmmmmm strap in and away you go!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • casual89

    casual89

    11 years ago

    I met a guy off craigslist who had one and i had it slide in me, its the best orgasm ive ever had and he really enjoyed watching a young boy like me get off on it, writhing around naked.

  • loveprod

    loveprod

    11 years ago

    Go find an engineer. And build it. Don't use balsa wood.