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Are you really straight?

September 14 2009

There seems to be a proliferation of peeps with photos sideways. Is this some kind of code? I'm on my knees looking for the answer.   I've started checking the profiles looking for the code... profiles say that they're orientation is straight..... straight people with their photos in a bisexual orientation.... is this code for being in the closet?  C'mon.... let me in... what's the code... c'mon, spill the beans. Important people want to know :p   Hugs Gazza

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Is this like reading someone you are trying to pick up by what they have in their shopping trolley? Hmm, Bananas in the little seat compartment of the trolley....   What would it mean if someone had their photo upside down??????   xx Sal

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Picking up a root in the supermarket... that's always a challenge... wot with all those bloody kids hanging around their ankles... hehe.   Upside down profile photos?? ... Now Sal, I haven't quite worked out the code (thus my question) but I'm curious. There are very few upside down profile photos.... but whatever they're into... it must be really kinky :P and I think at least I'd like to watch. :)   Sideways to the left... sideways to the right.... right side up... upside down... I must say.. it is a little limiting, so far as codes go.... you idea would work... i.e. "photos with fruit" .... Man with Lemon ~ obviously gay... Lady with Mango ~ clearly a squirter Lady with Pineapple ~ don't forget to bring your handcuffs for her Man with a Pinapple ~ need I say more. etc....   hehe Hugs GAzza

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Lol Gaz....   I wonder what a cumquat means....Haha Boom Boom! Pineapple...handcuffs?? Funny, before I opened RHP I went upstairs and sliced up a pineapple and am snacking on that now. Ooh err.   To be a total bore, I dare say sideways pics means the person does not know how to rotate them. It would be great to think there was a deeper meaning to sideways pics, a secret code between those that are in to one thing or another.   x Sal

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Hehe Sal, upside down???? You're just teasing me now you kinky bugga! .. oh... and careful cause those perky ta~tas might flop out of that frock! Well, a guy can dream :) haha.     Yeah, codes are no fun at all if everyone knows what they mean!   Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Check out GORDY32 lololol... he might have an explanation hehehehehe...Hugs MrsP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    LMAO Mrs P  I had a look at gordy's profile...mehh..he don't have MMF or (bi) on there...hahahahahahahahaha   P.S... Ummmm how about corn???  lolololol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    More to Gordy than meets the eye PS: what! no root veg!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Naughty Mrs Peachy~ Stay away from the Taro root!   I don't know about Gordy, but lots of guys dont have MMF or "Bi" selected... but are still willing to give it a bend in the right discrete circumstances.... Straight doesn't always mean straight... lol.. The often touted jokes... vis vis... "What's the difference betwen a straight guy and a bi guy? About three beers".... is founded on the simple observation that quite a few guys are simply too inhibited to try MM contact.. but they'll happily wank over a porn movie and they're not always just looking at the chick to get their jollies. :P ....   As for the secret code... nobody is saying anything!   Hugs Gazza

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    OH really  Mrs P!!!  Hmmmmm..should I send him a wink?..   LOL . Gaz....yerrr..I know..I have got plenty of guys whisperering to me in chatroom once I mention strapons or team players..hahahahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'gazpacho41' Naughty Mrs Peachy~ Stay away from the Taro root!  You better figging believe it! heheheheCautious HugsMrs P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I dont know how to turn mine round the righ way... im not computer savy... lucky i even have a pic up at all... however i think my profile actually sttes. bi or curious...so that bombs ur theory! If anyone can help me fix it though, appreciated!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    YES!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    We didn't even know how to upload a pic to RHP when we first started, so we can sympathise lolol... as far as turning your pic around... you want to use an image editor of some sort (to rotate, then save) before uploading to RHP Hope that helpsHugsMrs P

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    15 years ago

    Geez gaz i don't know, but il give it a crack !.....lol !   Sideways photo definatletly bi.......nothing to do with being computer savy.....freudian slip I say...lmao....sorry kantan !   Mainly ass photos from males.....definaley gay....or bi at least !   1 guy ass pic.or nipple close ups.....curious !   Guy with no ass shots......homophobic !   Face only shot, main picture ......straight ! but has experimented !   Restricted cock shot main pic.....everything and beastiality a strong posibility !   No pic.....stalker !.....or stalking their partner !.....or just a plain teaser !   A guy with mesh undies on in his pic.....all offers considered, exept beastiality ! lol   And as for the ladies.....whatever they say in their profile is usually pretty close......because all men are lieing bastards !lmao....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Now I'm you're typical red meat eating, beer guzzling bloke. Who farts and picks his nose and does all the other things that blokes do.  But sometimes when I'm watching the wrestling and all those buff men in their tight lyrca... it's wierd i find myself holding my willy. Not wanking... just holding it making sure it's still there. PErhas I do this all the time but I'm aware of it when I watch the wrestling. Also yesterday I was hyjacked (off) by some homo erotic reading. I was not expecting this moment but it had a guy double teamed and I was grinning madly... this was outragous stuff. I know that a blokey bloke would be all 'this is filth' but i was strangly arround by the banging and fisting and ribbons of seamen... tumbling up on face.  Shocked I was, lucky Sal was online and was able to hetro be back up with flashes of her melons and promises of a reverse gang bang soon!!   anyway time for me to watch some gay porn, i mean tranny porn.... I mean normal hetro porn with girls and big boobies!!!   a

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    you sent me rushing to check out what my pics were and 'what they say about me'- sounds like a self help book.... now i'm not entirely sure... but I know they're rotated the right way up... ...I think :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Lmfao Tammy! I think you've nearly cracked the code! Well, I do find the rear view of female pigs strangely enticing... not that I'd... well. No. I dont think so... but they do have kinda cute curly little tails. hehe.   Andy Wrestling! Watching two gay guys wrestling is no fun at all 'cause they give in too easy. The objective obviously is to rip the other dude's underpants to shreds. NOw, this is why you will require a really robust pair of underwear rather than going commando all the time... With a robust pair of underwear you can get really sweaty on account of the fact that it's hard work ripping them to shreds while 90 kg of muscle rippling beefcake is trying to get at yours first... But as I say, wrestling gay guys is no fun at all. It's more fun wrestling a beefcake who's had four beers and doesn't know just how bi-curious he is until he gets a hard on from all that unexpected attention.... lolz... and besides.... I'm sure hetero guys armpits taste better :p.  Why is it that straight people assume MM sex is to satisfy a hetero like quest for penetration? Anyway, lucky for you Sal was on line. Grinning at gay guys getting spit roasted? ... man, you nearly turned! :P   Hugs Gazza

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    For those who would like to upright there pics.....Go to your manage photos on your RHP homepage, there is a little curvy arrow (this is my tech speak) under each pic. Click on it it will open a box with your pic in it and you can click the little curvy arrow until your pick is right way up, then click save and you are all done.Nearly turned :P Bahaha.......Andy tried reading this homoerotic stuff to me, but disappointingly my speakers on the laptop are useless and I could not hear ! Had to settle for using my imagination, sure that is much dirtier anyway.Question for the curious, experimental and closet men out there......How many breasts need to be in hands reach to balance out the gayness of a man going down on you? And....Any man out there who has had better blowjobs from men than from women....Ooh, new forum post there :)xx Sal

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    MrsP  is that a yes to Gordy or the strapon and team players???  LOL

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    15 years ago

    Gaz.....well ever since the movie "Babe" and of course those cute little crly tails......ponders ????? well maybe there is a forum on another site to dicuss the possible endings for the three little  pigs fairy tale......??? lol   Sydney boy.....sorry to send you off checking pics etc, i had a look at your profile,and ive read some of your postings ! you seem to know who you are and are comfotable with yoursef.....and your pics match your description.....so its all good with you !...   Andy.....what is the name of that tranny site........for purely .....ummm  educational reasons only ????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    hey im with u andy.im the same red meat beer bouron speakin chap with the blokes but at times it gets me thinkin of what it would b like

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Now that might be giving too much away... kanthan... it's been two days since Sal posted the solution to your dilemma and I copied and pasted it on your thread for you... so far... GOTCHA... I woulda thought you might have something more pithy to add to Gaz' thread considering the state of yer pics Sideways and upside down pics: I'm startin' to think there's gotta be a code... either way I'm definitely more into upright citizens!!! HugsMrs P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Saw your post on your 'Curves' thread, hope my reply there helps you sort it out!CheersMrs P