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Are your neighbors closet SWINGERS?

May 29 2017

Why would you think they are? What have they done to tip you off?? When I was 13 I had a gay musical teacher. He was married to a hotwife. How do I know she was a hotwife you ask?. Let me explain. I had the contract to mow the lawn. One Sat morn my weed wacker was not working. So I was using the machete to do the edging. As I was chopping away I looked through the window and saw my music teacher (bi guy) with his hotwife and another dude in bed playing. I told my older brother what I had saw. He told to wake up and smell the coffee. He knew that the hotwife would pick up bi guys at the casino and bring them back for hubby and her to play with. Suspected swingers....proven! I cant explain why🤔 the next week I lost my mowing contract😝

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Sawadee

8 years ago

Heard of Willie whacker ? but not a weed whacker....? Reading between the lines , I suspect some good friends of mine might be taking a walk on the wild side .. Not 100% sure so don't like to point the finger...

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RHP User

8 years ago

All the Cummings and goings of men and couples and Annie popping out. Coincidence that my neighbour is named Annie as well.

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AnnieWhichway

8 years ago

That the impending post by Nexomian would have made more sense if I had posted it....... Note to self...... Check which profile is logged into

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swingalingson

8 years ago

Side trimmer...hand held side trimmer.

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RHP User

8 years ago

...how hard was it to see them? Shizen I would have gotten a twist in my neck or a bop on the nose trying to peak in the window? CM

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RHP User

8 years ago

Long story short. Mine definitely are 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

8 years ago

Weed whacker ? Heard of Willie whacker ? but not a weed whacker....? Weed whacker, whippa snipper, weed eater, lawn edger. They all have slightly naughty connotations to them. Sorry OP. Not trying to change the course of your forum. I just have a dirty mind 😉 MM. - Posted from rhpmobile

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Katkat

8 years ago

Well I was organising an event at this place for a wedding that night after that I picked up my stuff at Narellan hotel didn't know they held a meeting after for a swingers lol 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

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Sawadee

8 years ago

and I thought it was only me with the dirty mind... lol.. thanks... 😄

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RHP User

8 years ago

My neighbours,definitely NO..:)Q

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RHP User

8 years ago

Quoting 'mischievous_me' Weed whacker ? MM. Aww come on, Minnie Mouse...put on an old Grateful Dead record. It's one of those fancy thing-a-ma-jigs that helps keep your weed in a rolling paper?

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Funtimes31RHP

8 years ago

Very funny! With "intelligence" like that Meander, perhaps your lovable ex has a future with a spy agency of sorts and may even rise to become head of one. I'm sure that when you were together you were not emitting these types of sounds in moments of pleasure. Perhaps he became confused recollecting the sounds of the past as you asked back then for him to get you both some water from the fridge. Ah, men often get it wrong, lovable as they are.

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