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Autosex
November 22 2013
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Yaaaaaawn. So thats what masturbation looks like in writing. Do you need validation and attention this badly?? Really?? There. I said it DG - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Relationship Where sex actually means something other than the raw explosion of bent up energy.You sound as if you see women as a conquest and they should only be there for your sexual needs? But then again i may be reading it wrong...not having a go mate.I am sure the RHP God's will be along soon to explain it all.
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RHP User
11 years ago
and this is why women love you,and men want to be you. I am actually frantically besotted by me ,myself and I...you must try a threesome with you,you,and you. Here's a toast to all our fellow onanists. ..Jim
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am merely a minor Norse Goddess kizza,but I think it's called self deprecating humour.x R
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On_Safari
11 years ago
"But don't let your own door hit you on the way out..... and there there buddy, you weren't THAT bad." 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
to go fuck yourself, you could always reply "No problem!"
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RHP User
11 years ago
with oneself can stagnate. Hard to keep it exciting and adventurous when it's incredibly awkward to tie myself to the bed and have my wicked way with myself. Also get tired of the same moves and routine. Sigh. Which is why I stray from myself with other people. Shhhhh, I don't know I'm on rhp. Please don't judge.
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RHP User
11 years ago
What you should've done was simply go back to the kitchen and let yourself sleep as you cook bacon and eggs like a good bitch :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
All you RHP Goddess !
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RHP User
11 years ago
Nothing at all wrong with a bit of healthy self loving. Go for it I say. Wash that sticky tummy, curl up in a self satisfied ball, drift off to the land of nod and tomorrow when you wake up.... you can feel all warm and fuzzy remembering the pleasure you gave yourself! After all.....no one will ever know quite what you like better than you do yourself. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm proud of you, without being condescending? I have been reading your posts of self discovery, your loves, your disgusts, your self realisations. I am quite taken back, I didn't really think that you would stop after your 100th conquest. So to hear you describing your 'self love' I think YES, pat, stroke and love yourself, cause you deserve it!!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
And I Get exactly what you mean....What The F@#K?.. Indeed. The first time...and i wonder if this happens to other people?Do i tell someone about it? or ask them about it?...or have i already answered those questions with the more than likely judgmental responses one often gets when one is curious and asks a question with an open mind/heart. Auto-sexuality is not about being selfish or jaded...its actually a good place to be..( according to a therapist) For me the Auto-sexuality side of me is just another "uality"*´¨)¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)(¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ to go with all my other "ualities"
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RHP User
11 years ago
Nice one RA. Funny as usual!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I don't even buy me flowers anymore. But have to say, 19 hours after first reading the OP, I'm still laughing at "sticky my tummy".
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RHP User
11 years ago
I've never read something so descriptive but funny about a person describing their own desire in themselves. I did find it funny but really don't have much to input besides "you have to love yourself before anyone else" Maybe that's what you're doing. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Gawd that was funny :) An awesome piece of writing. I'm never quite sure if your stories are true or just grand fiction designed to amuse and entertain. Either way, I love reading them. I see a book in your future - "Stories from a sex site" or some such thing. I'd never heard of autosex, though discovered Urban Dictionary has a pretty funny definition. I'm not sure that one isolated experience equals autosex though OP. Let's wait and see if you fall in love with yourself and shun all others ... ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Time to change your name to SystematicDaffodil?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'mischievouslad'And then......Yaaaaaawn. So thats what masturbation looks like in writing. Do you need validation and attention this badly?? Really?? There. I said it DG Yes. Yes I do. I love it. Why are you on the forums?Quoting 'Sun_Kissed' Gawd that was funny :) An awesome piece of writing. I'm never quite sure if your stories are true or just grand fiction designed to amuse and entertain. Either way, I love reading them. I see a book in your future - "Stories from a sex site" or some such thing. I'd never heard of autosex, though discovered Urban Dictionary has a pretty funny definition. I'm not sure that one isolated experience equals autosex though OP. Let's wait and see if you fall in love with yourself and shun all others ... ;) Um if I have a one night stand with someone doesn't that count as sex anymore?I took some licence with the art doco. I would never let that pinko trash muddy my HDD. I'm just trying to salve my loneliness with the literary seduction of some horny sapiosexuals. Please like me RA
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'StSinner' with oneself can stagnate. Hard to keep it exciting and adventurous when it's incredibly awkward to tie myself to the bed and have my wicked way with myself. Also get tired of the same moves and routine. Sigh. Which is why I stray from myself with other people. Shhhhh, I don't know I'm on rhp. Please don't judge. Maybe instead of cheating on yourself, you could spice things up a bit? Have a threeway with someone you both pick up in a bar together, or buy a sybian. Or, if you're really lucky, trawl around in here, see if you can spot yourself doing the same thing to you, behind your back, and message yourself. Do you like Pina Coladas? RA RA
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Handmaiden' Nothing at all wrong with a bit of healthy self loving. Go for it I say. Wash that sticky tummy, curl up in a self satisfied ball, drift off to the land of nod and tomorrow when you wake up.... you can feel all warm and fuzzy remembering the pleasure you gave yourself! After all.....no one will ever know quite what you like better than you do yourself. - Posted from rhpmobile I cannot autofellate without an amputation. Then again that's when Puppet is a great game to play. RA
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RHP User
11 years ago
Confront myself. I gotcha. Pro-active confrontation. Neither of me wants to split. Never know, might run into another self lover in a bar drinking Pina Coladas, or Tequila and lemonade, and get a big group thing going. Pina coladas? I'd block me sending that message. I know I don't drink pina coladas.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I like what you write.....such fresh air of a male not frightened of expressing what ever goes through his mind. Love it. Its nice to love your self, we all experience loneliness on our journey through life, and not feeling depressed, yaa self love Loving yourself, is a great way to be. I smile and want more of your writing, please dont stop, I dont care is it real or fantasy.....give me more of it.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Now it's alright for you to have such sanctuary, though rubbing in the salt has hit a nerve. You see I have continually approached this theory you have come up with and it is not so easy. Every time I try this approach to some self experimentation, Tara catches me, she insists that I have no idea to what I am doing and steals my thunder by taking over and showing me how it aught to be done. Bloody abusive marriage can be, I mean how dare she be better than me at playing with myself. Oh well some of you have it easier than others. Show off. Mado Mado Tara xx
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inspirit
11 years ago
I think if one is into pulling one off or rubbing one out then you would have to love thyself as the sexual god/goddess you are. I don't know about you though I NEVER masturbate some I don't like.Love gliding my hands over my body... You got your prize RA.... a little creamy tummy and clearly you are good root.
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madotara69
11 years ago
RA, are you still loving yourself, you are very Quiet
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' RA, are you still loving yourself, you are very Quiet just testing the colour thing
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RHP User
11 years ago
Are you testing the invisible ink? I think you are doing it wrong. But can you see what I wrote? I think I stepped on a pair of balls. Oopsy.
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inspirit
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' RA, are you still loving yourself, you are very Quiet I would say
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madotara69
11 years ago
Now I am going to have to buy that black light toy. you are all costing me a fortune.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I went out. for three days straight. um.... Hunting wabbits. RA
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