BBW in Queensland

Comments

• 

  Mischeviouslad

  11 years ago

  Taking a wild stab in the dark here...... but...... you.... approach, talk, attract, seduce, inspire arousal and then 'bed' them. But what would I know...... larger women arent like any other woman.... right

  reply

  like

• 

  RHP User

  11 years ago

  You lost me at Rockhampton....

  reply

  like

• 

  RHP User

  11 years ago

  A lot of people are lost at rockhampton :-)

  reply

  like

• 

  RHP User

  11 years ago

  bedding them is extremely difficult. They are not easy , you need a large pot and a selection of fine silverware and it needs to be arranged in a sundial pattern on a neighbouring lawn. That part is critical if you get it wrong the wonder out creature will show up in the wrong location. You will also require several hundred meters of string. some stewing bones, a bottle of Vodka a crossword puzzle and a drum stick (not the eating kind) Once you have set this up you may require the assistance of a small redheaded gnome preferable if he/she has very large feet and long legs.You will need the gnome to be riding a pushbike ( hence the large feet and long legs) with a yellow seat this will distract the Wonder Out Creature but this has to be done at the precise moment that the wonder out creature has wondered out. They frequent stagnant watering holes and you will often find them in small groups near public transport set pick up and drop off points. Once you have found a suitable location and set up your sundial and have you pot at the ready you will need to throw a few bones in their direction. Bones must be attached to string and then slowly but steadily drag the bones towards the sundial arrangement. The rest is easy and I am sure you can figure it out from there Hope this helped you with your desire of bedding a wonder out creature ! Wow

  reply

  like

• 

  RHP User

  11 years ago

  As a famous Australian icon would say........ Welcome the the so called sandpit lol........ Ooooohhhh wow, that was so perfect until I got to the misspelled wondered out rather than wandered out, although I apologise up front if that was an error on purpose...... It just stood out!!!

  reply

  like

• 

  RHP User

  11 years ago

  That is the best post I think I might have ever seen on here Mrs Alf

  reply

  like

• 

  RHP User

  11 years ago

  hone your bullshit

  reply

  like

• 

  RHP User

  11 years ago

  just,I meant just,grr.

  reply

  like

• 

  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Taking a wild stab in the dark here...... but...... you.... approach, talk, attract, seduce, inspire arousal and then 'bed' them. And the trap is cool - Posted from rhpmobile

  reply

  like