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BUTT ugly or TWAT... oops WHAT ???

February 06 2013

Opening myself up WIDE open here!!!!But whats new....Shit with a subject like "BUTT ugly".. and "opening myself up WIDE open"... this is destined for DOOOOMBut hey any criticism must be worth 10 times as many responses as I'm getting for my profile at the moment.Is HELP a hindrance ??Is constructive criticism a jack hammer in the clacker?? Are women more cock driven visually, therefore, because the majority of female members, who are guest members, cant see my "MEMBER" ??Am I BUTT ugly, a TWAT or WHAT?OR Does or Doesn't my profile do me as much justice as I truly deserve ?? Are tattoos, muscles and being married really a substitute for A GENUINE SINGLE GUY with only one tattoo and one muscle, even though its in his pants???

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Your attitude....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You have all that is needed from what I am looking at   but   some women the sigle girls are not into married men   thats a deal breaker for a lot of women some women do not like the cock shot up there , so maybe hide that in your private gallery   apart from that I cant see any problems at all

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You're coming on a bit strong !!! We all just wanna get along ... Everyone's entitled to their opinions but all I've seen from your Posts so far is an Agressive Stance . You'll never get into a Woman's Pants . Unless you're willing to Dance The Dance .- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I nice cock can make me drool. Owners look like their cocks. Yours looks frustrated and angry. May be the way your hand holds it, I have a collection of photos that I put on from time to time and just imagine what they are doing to me.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    than a dummy spit.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    ....on what you're looking for.   There aren't a lot of women who are looking for a married guy. Besides the moral aspect, it comes with a whole bunch of complications that NSA connections shouldn't have.   Tuscanred had it right - being married is a deal breaker for me. Some guys lie, so I'm glad you don't.   Anyway, your profile is good. Your size is great. Just stay positive. The guys that get me chatting have a sense of humour and a "no pressure" attitude.   Good luck.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    What are you complaining about? U have 12 friends on your list isn’t that enough to play with regularly? Or are this only make believe once and you have never med them? I don’t know what is wrong with your profile to me its fine…maybe it’s how you chat with people. And the question remains what is not enough hits on a profile? I think maybe you are spoiled.   ??????????? LitonyaHmmm And your dick looks mighty fine to me.....but dick isn't everything.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Gazza's profile states he is single. Twice. Am I missing something?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MisterGreen'You're coming on a bit strong !!! We all just wanna get along ... Everyone's entitled to their opinions but all I've seen from your Posts so far is an Agressive Stance . You'll never get into a Woman's Pants . Unless you're willing to Dance The Dance .- Posted from rhpmobile *like* :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    again I say,you is just in the wrong state.Now don't make me hop on a plane and come over there and smack you bottom...well not unless ya want me to

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Something about using the wrong muscle... I dunno.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    He is just a tad cranky at the moment as he was passed over for a married guy.... Op. Now, I am not at all looking for single men but I did look at your profile. When I had my single girl profile I would of immediately replied "thanks but no thanks" based on the cock shots. Also, you sound a bit full of yourself guaranteeing a good time. Most of the "real" single ladies on here would roll their eyes muttering "yeah yeah, heard that before......". Just saying..... Msfun

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Shinasbabe27' Your attitude.... I thought having an attitude was an aphrodisiac ??

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'tuscanred' You have all that is needed from what I am looking at   but   some women the sigle girls are not into married men   thats a deal breaker for a lot of women some women do not like the cock shot up there , so maybe hide that in your private gallery   apart from that I cant see any problems at all awww tuscanred thank you so muchas for the cock pics in the profile or the gallery its a double edged sword.. i hide the cock shots and then lose out on the window shoppers passing by that cant resist a half decent cock.. I have it out there and can scare some of the ladies away ... im damned if i do and damned if i dont

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MisterGreen' You're coming on a bit strong !!! We all just wanna get along ... Everyone's entitled to their opinions but all I've seen from your Posts so far is an Agressive Stance . You'll never get into a Woman's Pants . Unless you're willing to Dance The Dance .- Posted from rhpmobile haha classic ... ok im as aggressive as hyrem the fly ok i see a pattern starting to form here from the forums to the chatrooms .. so because im sure of my mental capabilities and put that effectively from words into writing im aggressive. as for dancing .. shit fred astair was good but ginger rogers did it in high heels and backwards im a bitsa .. yes an old school swooner on the dance floor but women dont know how to allow a man to lead on the dance floors these days

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'EuropianBliss' I nice cock can make me drool. Owners look like their cocks. Yours looks frustrated and angry. May be the way your hand holds it, I have a collection of photos that I put on from time to time and just imagine what they are doing to me. LMAO ... ummm errr im not sure what to say here.. are you a cock whisperer ?? because if you can tell whether a cocks frustrated and angry is beyond me... is there a science to all this ?? I love how people that have never possessed a cock are expertsas for the way I hold it, power and control is needed .. as you ladies often point out they have a mind of there own

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme' than a dummy spit. a dummy spit ... sheeesh im taking the piss out of myself .. ya gotta laugh at yaself .. once again my attempt at humouring myself and others is lost on lifes seriousness. are these forums that boring that characterising others putting themselves out there has become a bitchfest ??

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Sharni69' ....on what you're looking for.   There aren't a lot of women who are looking for a married guy. Besides the moral aspect, it comes with a whole bunch of complications that NSA connections shouldn't have.   Tuscanred had it right - being married is a deal breaker for me. Some guys lie, so I'm glad you don't.   Anyway, your profile is good. Your size is great. Just stay positive. The guys that get me chatting have a sense of humour and a "no pressure" attitude.   Good luck.   Cheers Sharni appreciatedIve noticed that not alot in the forums actually chat in the chat rooms... why is this so 2 dogs ?? (joke) ask if your not sureIve got a great sense of humour and show it in the chat rooms where id say my jovial manner is appreciated by the ones that im trying to attract as friends more than potential sex partners. Possibly the remark about being positive is the closest of all in the 2 forums thus far. Maybe after so long on here .. different days and moods YES i could be guilty of not keeping a positive attitude. But shit im sure we all have our times and days when this occurs.. ummm errrr people in glass houses ....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Litonya' What are you complaining about? U have 12 friends on your list isn’t that enough to play with regularly? Or are this only make believe once and you have never med them? I don’t know what is wrong with your profile to me its fine…maybe it’s how you chat with people. And the question remains what is not enough hits on a profile? I think maybe you are spoiled.   ??????????? LitonyaHmmm And your dick looks mighty fine to me.....but dick isn't everything. Thank you for your comments Litonya and a lovely name you have thereok let me do the math... brb 12 on the list of friends 5 of them ive met and become rather good friends also.. but still its a less than 50% hit miss ratio And ouch once again people making uneducated appraisals of me... spoiled possible left with a bitter taste in the mouth

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Small c chief.... see my comments in your other topic.Stop creating problems for yourself!Oh.... and step awaaayyyyy from your cock......... presumably, you have more to offer!(Plenty of topics in here about cock profiles.) thanks for your comment, and I think I forgot to respond to your comment in the other topic I will get back to it .. pardon me How is asking for constructive criticism and others views creating problems for myself. Why is a man that opens himself up to ridicule all of a sudden unable to be a functioning person in society? because men dont take criticism well ?? also when I created my original profile on here my username was "MoreThanaCock... in the premise that yes i have a cock .. but I also have many other appealing traits.. unfortunately that username was shouted down by men and women alike .. Why, possibly for the same reasons I see in the chat rooms, men and there cocks are just slabs of meat. Men allow it so it continues

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    im with you on this one Shinsababe27! do men like this still exist?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Gazza's profile states he is single. Twice. Am I missing something? UMMMM im unsure where my profile states it twice twice could you kindly elaborate please

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13' again I say,you is just in the wrong state.Now don't make me hop on a plane and come over there and smack you bottom...well not unless ya want me to Miss Freya There is certainly something about an intelligent articulate women that has me gobsmacked doesnt happen often enough

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'funtwo4fun' He is just a tad cranky at the moment as he was passed over for a married guy.... Op. Now, I am not at all looking for single men but I did look at your profile. When I had my single girl profile I would of immediately replied "thanks but no thanks" based on the cock shots. Also, you sound a bit full of yourself guaranteeing a good time. Most of the "real" single ladies on here would roll their eyes muttering "yeah yeah, heard that before......". Just saying..... Msfun cranky .. angry... such harsh words disillusioned perhaps.. flabbergasted sure I can cop that. OK point taken about the cock shots .. and appreciated. Hmmmm and here I was thinking that women want confidence in a man, guaranteeing I thought implied self assurance and not being full of myself. Ok I will consider that also .. but you cant please all the people all the time.. does sitting on the fence hedge your bets and show a sign of lack of commitment to ones self ?? Thank you

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You might have had more luck coming across as self-depricating if you'd used a ;) or :p or two. Just sayin'.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Well, you're not butt-ugly so you can eliminate that. I think perhaps your description of yourself is to o cliche ridden to garner any real interest. Honestly, it feels like you're trying a little too hard, and it doesn't sound genuine. The "what I'm looking for" section is far better, you show more of your personality in there. I'd suggest re-wording your self-description, i.e. you say you're a joker, so show me that in your profile! Let your personality shine through into your profile, you seem like a pretty good type of guy, show it off more.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Messolonghi' You might have had more luck coming across as self-depricating if you'd used a ;) or :p or two. Just sayin'.- Posted from rhpmobile Thanks for the tip, Ive been doing this for 15 years now, and there is a method to my madness. Im usually a very expressive person in chat rooms, and also in real life, generally I do use the emotes to indicate my various mindsets and emotions. Words on a screen have no tones of voices and no facial expressions. Ive found that the types of people that appreciate me being upfront and forthright, are the types that look past the words on a screen and read into the deeper true meanings of my wording. I liken it to self weeding, low maintenance structuring of individuals personalities. Its like people that hide behind masks, the masks after time slowly drop and the real person is revealed, usually nothing much to like about them at all Once again thanks for the comments and responses Any input is never lost or falling on deaf ears/eyes

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Bellissima' im with you on this one Shinsababe27! do men like this still exist? Thanks for your commentshort and not that sweet, possibly if you read both threads you may be able to grasp a better understanding of the bigger picture here. I have taken a lot of time and effort to fully explain myself and my motives throughout each and every post on my 2 threads. Try reading it in its whole form and then maybe you can pass a more interesting and more informative posting yourself.Do you watch a movie and only interest yourself in the parts that appeal to your senses and then give the movie a bad wrap after you have only watched half of the movie?? Or wouldnt it be better to watch the entire movie and give a more educated judgement??? Did you also take the time to read my personalised response that I gave Shinsaya can lead a horse ...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quit ya whining

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Otori' Well, you're not butt-ugly so you can eliminate that. I think perhaps your description of yourself is to o cliche ridden to garner any real interest. Honestly, it feels like you're trying a little too hard, and it doesn't sound genuine. The "what I'm looking for" section is far better, you show more of your personality in there. I'd suggest re-wording your self-description, i.e. you say you're a joker, so show me that in your profile! Let your personality shine through into your profile, you seem like a pretty good type of guy, show it off more. WOW thanks for the commentSee now thats a very well worded posting, thats what this forum is all about.. its not about negativeness its about helping each other out. What a breath of fresh air and I am going to take each and every one of your suggestions and put it to practice and change my profile accordingly.Thank You So Much

  • Twisted_Mister

    Twisted_Mister

    12 years ago

    It's all about you, isn't it? It must be somebody else's fault you're not overrun with offers! If you were 20 years younger, I'd say it's a Gen Y thing - but as you're not, the only remaining conclusion is that you're a sniveller. Toys back in the cot, young man.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'ChiefGazza' Quoting 'EuropianBliss' I nice cock can make me drool. Owners look like their cocks. Yours looks frustrated and angry. May be the way your hand holds it, I have a collection of photos that I put on from time to time and just imagine what they are doing to me. LMAO ... ummm errr im not sure what to say here.. are you a cock whisperer ?? because if you can tell whether a cocks frustrated and angry is beyond me... is there a science to all this ?? I love how people that have never possessed a cock are experts And Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahhaaaaa!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Kelly78Again' Quit ya whining We are with you on this one: no one wants to listen to someone whinging at all GT & MM

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Must just be a case of empty vessels making the most noise. Again I say lighten up, try a bit of humour and relax. I think it's fair to say we all respond better to a little cheeky humour and warmth than a barrage of "poor me I'm not getting laid" whining. It's not you Chief, it's your approach. If it doesn't work the way you do it now, try another way. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result. Just my 2 bobs worth. Either way your lack of a sex life doesn't affect me, :-) I have one......