M53 F53
Bad lays, roots, shags,fuck call it what you will....
August 18 2014
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RHP User
10 years ago
A kiss tells me what sort of lover she is going to be ;)
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Missb4u
10 years ago
Had a guy literally 4 pumps of his hips and it was all over. He wondered why I wasnt interested in seeing him again... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
But I did have one guy suck my toes.ewwww freaked me out, so there was no going back for seconds
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Plain
10 years ago
We agreed the worst thing we did was go ahead and try and turn each other on, to this day wrankles with me as it turns out we both attempted to recreate the perfect internet meet, chatted quickly set up the meeting have the meeting and nada from both of us. Lesson need that chemistry can happen instantly, but rare event in my life to date, talking face to face helps push the longing along I find to better and more pleasureable outcomes.
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RHP User
10 years ago
…..I won't go into details, but 90% of the guys I meet off this site are useless in bed, gorgeous, but useless. This is because I only meet them for sex, I want them to look good not be of substance , and I don't want to have any emotional connection . I am only looking for them to satisfy my sexual appetite for a night. I get what I ask for really, and I am not complaining…….However it highlights to me the complete lack a skills ( thought? care?) Single men have when fucking women, especially for a once off encounter………..you want it…why not slow down and enjoy it? The guys who completely rock, are the guys who take their time, who enjoy the night, the flirt the foreplay….and also guys who can play all night. Guys generally 35-55 are much MUCH better in bed than young guys …..very general statement, but it matches my experiences.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'DeliciousCurves' …..I won't go into details, but 90% of the guys I meet off this site are useless in bed, gorgeous, but useless. This is because I only meet them for sex, I want them to look good not be of substance , and I don't want to have any emotional connection . I am only looking for them to satisfy my sexual appetite for a night. I get what I ask for really, and I am not complaining…….However it highlights to me the complete lack a skills ( thought? care?) Single men have when fucking women, especially for a once off encounter………..you want it…why not slow down and enjoy it? The guys who completely rock, are the guys who take their time, who enjoy the night, the flirt the foreplay….and also guys who can play all night. Guys generally 35-55 are much MUCH better in bed than young guys …..very general statement, but it matches my experiences. this is why women need to bed younger men to teach them a thing or two, its your civic Duty! The men that really really do want to please a woman and not them selves are rare and it takes to that age to get a clue. The other thing is that many men think that its a way to get a root, any root is better than non at all. Women are their own worst enemy when it comes to sex, how the hell will a guy know if you never tell them. I told a guy yesterday he had a shocking breath, and also I was not that attracted and he took it extremely well, like a man. My girlfriends of late have been trying to do the date thing with men their own age and its been very grim. The lay back, the suck my cock the no kissing, the no going down the now show with condoms and the drink to much and roll over and sleep. So its not just young men its the older guys that should know better, but I think its a generational thing as in my day it was you made your bed you lay in it and nice girls should not be sluts. I had a guy just put his hand on my thigh the other day and fuck me i lit up like a xmas tree, so its pure primal chemistry that makes for a good shag. But the key ingredient is share the joy. If you blow your load fine but you have other parts of your body to please a woman with. The mouth being option number one, or better still just ask her. I have had a couple of shockers, but I told them after the event as frankly they were so fast to put their pants on and run out the door i had to do it later. You have to tell a person if they did not float your boat and to be honest, stop before you get to the fucking stage. you know in the kiss if its going to happen. Do not go there, then blame the guy for a shit root. Hold him back if he is an eager fucker and try to string it along till you get yours. open your mouth ladies, and not just to let him stick his cock in there.
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RHP User
10 years ago
hahahah 4 good thrust and he was done ... I wouldn't have called him back either
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madotara69
10 years ago
Nothing wrong with saying "not like that"......"like this".........."mmmmmmmm yes that is it right there" There is an infinity of this and that's too be explored sexually, teamwork is the key for reaching euphoric and raw passionate sex. I have learned so much from Tara expressing herself, more from what is not pleasurable too what becomes her fancy. Her for me as well Exploration, in the search for an orgasm that has yet to be found, is the bomb. And a bottle of grape seed oil sure helps. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
The woman kept going on about how she needed a massive size cock to fill her up. I suppose I could have offered to fist her but her total focus on herself was off-putting and I just did not find her attractive.
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RHP User
10 years ago
It's very rare that I come across a woman who's bad in bed. I can only think of two, and both were completely passive starfish. Of course, there's still a spectrum from good to absolutely fucking mind-blowingly exceptional! But thankfully duds are rare.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Some of the worst sex I've had has been when I just didn't have the heart for it. On the rebound after a bad break up, emotionally distraught, feeling completely disconnected and uncomfortable with someone other than my ex touching me. I was trying to get back on the horse at the time but it was a bit of a disaster for me. Since then I've stayed off the horse completely in the interests of getting myself sorted first. Aside from that, some terrible kissers that I knew I couldn't let go further. One time I felt like my lips we're being ground down by a cement mixer. And then that one time when a guy put his finger where it wasn't welcome without warning and without asking permission. Naughty!! (And not in a good way). Back when I was a bit more emotionally together in met a handful of guys from here - from about 10 years younger to 10 years older, and the sex was great (not mind-blowing, but great) with all of them. I'm pretty discerning and I take a long time to meet, by which time there's a definite connection and attraction. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Hottie1
10 years ago
Thank you lovely forumites for your shared experiences. Warning69 - I agree, I should have realised with the first and really only kiss it wasn't going in the right direction. MissB - I HEAR you! Delicious - quote 'guys who can play all night'. I don't necessarily need all night, though I know a few good men who can ;) inthekiss - quote 'But the key ingredient is share the joy...you have other parts of your body to please a woman with' - agreed and I don't need to remind someone to reciprocate - do I? I do disagree with the age thing though, have had a 28 year old lover who knows exactly what to do! Burning_love - quote 'I take a long time to meet, by which time there's a definite connection and attraction', as do I, I thought I had it in the bag, I thought I had laid (pardon the pun) the groundwork. Rick - I agree starfish are definitely a turn off. I am always an energetic and am an active lover, I expect the same in return :) , that's not too much to ask is it? Mary xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
But I have to go there!! I posted a topic all about this as I was just dumbfounded that some one could be that bad!! Behold the Jack Rabbiter!! NO foreplay , horrible kisser, just got straight in and went 100 miles an hour. Was going so fast he was barely even penetrating me half the time!!! Was one of those times I wished he had premature ejaculation so it would just end!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'DeliciousCurves' …..I won't go into details, but 90% of the guys I meet off this site are useless in bed, gorgeous, but useless. This is because I only meet them for sex, I want them to look good not be of substance , and I don't want to have any emotional connection . I am only looking for them to satisfy my sexual appetite for a night. I get what I ask for really, and I am not complaining…….However it highlights to me the complete lack a skills ( thought? care?) Single men have when fucking women, especially for a once off encounter………..you want it…why not slow down and enjoy it? The guys who completely rock, are the guys who take their time, who enjoy the night, the flirt the foreplay….and also guys who can play all night. Guys generally 35-55 are much MUCH better in bed than young guys …..very general statement, but it matches my experiences. ......you are correct - most of them are useless unfortunately. I do hope the men reading this will take notice of your excellent advice as follows "when fucking women, especially for a once off encounter………..you want it…why not slow down and enjoy it? The guys who completely rock are the guys who take their time, who enjoy the night, the flirt the foreplay….and also guys who can play all night"
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Circe
10 years ago
My two best ever lovers were aged 53 and 30 so I don't judge on age. I've also had crap lovers across the age spectrum. What they have in common was selfishness and a lack of imagination. I also dislike those with a lack of stamina, if you can't resist then you've got to be able to recover reasonably quickly and be happy to keep your hands and tongue busy in the meantime.
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RHP User
10 years ago
But when one guy went down on me the sound he made was exactly like my dog lapping up water.
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RHP User
10 years ago
The starfish or the dud root?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ive had a quite a few that I cant even remember ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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RHP User
10 years ago
This one time, at band camp swingers club I watched this guy fuck this girl so fast and for so long I didn't even know how he could keep it up without getting a stitch. The girl looked bored to death, she was lying back legs in the air and looking every where but at him. I don't think he even noticed. It was bloody weird.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Next time you get a starfish, flip them over and poke their butt holes. That always wakes 'em up.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I invited a guy to my place after chatting online and by phone for a bit. He was tall, well over 6 foot, slim, not bad looking. So we are having a coffee and chat at the dining room table when we started talking about our height difference. So we stand back to back checking to see if I even come up to is shoulders when he swings me around and starts eating my face. I am all for passion but that was a little sloppy and awkward. He gets his hands all over me then lifts me up and carts me off to my bedroom. So he throws me on the bed then jumps on top of me and continues to eat my face then rolls over and I am on top. He got my top and bra off and was going to town on my tits. At this stage, he is still fully dressed and I still have my jeans and shoes and socks on. Back to eating my face again. Then he throws me back over onto my back and he is back on top. So he starts dry humping my leg, still eating my face and beginning to moan and groan a bit. He now has my hair in his grasp behind my head so firmly that I can't move my head. Still humping my leg, he quickly let go of my hair and grabbed my face and was digging his thumbs into my cheekbones and says in my ear, I am going to cum! And he did, right there in his pants on my leg. He then rolled off all exhausted, I was lying there thinking WTF? And I had no clue what to say, lol. I so was so gobsmacked, I just asked him what he had on for the rest of the afternoon and he said he was going to mates place and he had better go soon anyway. I never even thought to offer him a shower, he never asked either and he just left in his cummy undies. I thought what an uncomfortable ride home!
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RHP User
10 years ago
he contacted me about a month later wanting to see me again...um, no.
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Hottie1
10 years ago
Oh... Jay jay - yep been there, though I probably would have appreciated few more thrusts :) Meander - I agree but I actually would have appreciated him actually going down on me, I might have been able to ignore 'the slurping noise' it might have shown some effort on his part ;) Meeka - I did suggest some anal, but alas was not to be ;) Ralf- honey what can I say, at least I got acquainted with his dick. Your guy was an idiot, he had a gorgeous woman and couldn't man up, his loss :) Mwah Mary xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
I shouldn't laugh but that was a hell of a funny story. He practised safe sex
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ralf74 omg hahaha I loved that story ! Very very funny ! My husband always says " why didn't you just walk out ?" ...,.,I tell him , I think you go along with it sometimes thinking ( hoping) it will get better ......it never does haha ! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
It is so disappointing when not just for the girls but for us guys too when our John Thomas lets us down. Rare but it does happen.. Its happened to me.. I admit it ! Thankfully its rare ! Equally rare is when a woman lets us guys down. I can remember atleast 3 women who were so lazy they made a passive starfish look like it was on a caffeine high. And this one poor girl that no matter what you did she still felt like a dry old sock. But as the Ass Goddess said " flip them over and poke their butt holes. That always wakes 'em up."
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RHP User
10 years ago
I haven't had that since I was a teenager. Maybe that was his idea of safe sex? LMAO! Although it makes you wonder, don't people realize the other person is not interested, disengaged.... Didn't cum. Why would anyone want to repeat that?
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Seachange
10 years ago
Was soooo funny and was cracking up. Lol. What can I say.... You win the prize for the best bad root (or non-root) ever. Now make your speech and thank the academy.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' This one time, at band camp swingers club I watched this guy fuck this girl so fast and for so long I didn't even know how he could keep it up without getting a stitch. The girl looked bored to death, she was lying back legs in the air and looking every where but at him. I don't think he even noticed. It was bloody weird. The guy went on and on and on, I thought smoke would come out of the woman with the friction and the curtains would catch fire. In the end she had to say for heavens sake will you finish! Viagra has that affect and some young guys are silly enough to take it, so they pound away and cant cum. The common thing is the selfishness, and truth is many a guy/girl will crap on before hand about what he/she will do, blah blah blah till your nose bleeds. That is why the smart thing is, message, then a text then a phone conversation and coffee and meet. And just or two of each. So you do not build up your hopes that this guy/girl is a smoking hot lover, as in reality you are painting your own picture of what you hope them to be. I am sure I have been a dud root to many a guy, I have had my star fish days but only because guys never felt it important to stop and go, this picture is not quiet right. Men...women will not often tell you that your being selfish, so take your time and read the road map. I mean , make love not just fuck, even if its a one night stand. And learn something and perhaps teach something. I have been taught so much from men of RHP and I am grateful as hell, I have tried things that I thought , no way that's not me but with some gentle persuasion and seduction I have extended my sexual world. Meeka is right re the starfish and the jack rabbit, it cuts both ways.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'ralf74' he contacted me about a month later wanting to see me again...um, no. You know you want him baaaaad , and just tell him to take his pants of out int he car before he comes in. Saves a bit of time. I have to admit I have had a few like that, but the one guy he just walks in gets undressed and says suck my nipples suck my nipples, I am thinking ohhhhhhh k. Not even a kiss first so i suck his nipples he throws me in bed, I am thinking this has to get better but no its suck my nipples mooooore I am half undressed by now, he then blows on my skirt. I then thought, ok lets try this again and even touched myself help things along, he can see I am wanting a little more but nooooooo, he actualy gets up and goes. I lay back and thought, who was that mask man? He came he went he left me with spider man webbing on my skirt. and yes he ask to see me again. Perhaps he wanted to starch another skirt for me. very thoughtful lad, well not a lad this man was 45
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madotara69
10 years ago
many times over the last couple of years reading these forums, have read the stuff like, long term relationships, marriage and all that jazz comes with losing the passion after some time, then sex becomes non existent, people need to have the freedom to go out and have sex with others to re- ignite the flames blah blah blah. But hey, can't remember having a dud root for over twenty years now, yous* can have it. Mado Tara xx
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Paradisepair
10 years ago
A guy with verbal diarrhoea, I'm not sure I really want to divulge too much as he's sometimes active on the site, but man oh man is being in love with yourself combined with never shutting up a BAD combination. He literally thought he was god's gift. And a tip for the guys out there, no woman on a playdate wants to hear about your ex...
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