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Bananas in your trolley
October 19 2014
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RHP User
10 years ago
I've got to get out more.
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RHP User
10 years ago
No wonder I get hit on at the supermarket :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
A banana and two kiwi fruit?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Who the hell has the time to hang out in a supermarket perving at others trolley goodies :p Bananas arragment was some funny gimmick I have heard before but lol wtf not cucumbers. Lol healthy eating is now out for fear of weird looks I may get at the supermarket :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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TallBaldSexy
10 years ago
Dearie me thats brilliant....OP where did u hear that? Ladies checking carrot firmness with eye contact has always bought a smile to my dial. SAx
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Smilingwithfun
10 years ago
The top of a pineapple mean BDSM?
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RHP User
10 years ago
A watermelon? O_o - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Supermarket on a Monday night is swingles night apparently. Anyway this one time, at band camp, I had a banana hanging precariously from my basket and as I was walking through the froZen food aisle this handsome man actually said hello to me..... But just as I realized that all the nana on your trolley rumors were true, I skidded on a wet patch and almost fell over. Guy high tailed it out of there. How embarrassment!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
A lovely bunch of coconuts Now I'm going to be checking out every ones bananas when I grocery shopping
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
What does it mean if you have lube and condoms in child seat?? No more kids and lots of .......... luuuuuuuuuuuvin!! Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
My buddy sent me a challenge. Go to Coles and buy only three items that tells a naughty story and post the receipt on FB. So I bought a massive hot Danish salami, condoms & Anusol cream. Next time will make sure the salami is sticking straight up. :P
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TallBaldSexy
10 years ago
ive always wondered if the supermarket could serve more than one purpose.... Saxx
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RHP User
10 years ago
ive heard that ladies who have some spare time away from their hubbies put OMO in the top part of the trolley = On My Own ;)... still dont condone cheating.
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6exxy
10 years ago
A where do you shop? Hmmm grocery sub meanings ha ha ha
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RHP User
10 years ago
My trolley will be monitored at all times for pranksters :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Looks like I'll be more aware during my up n coming shopping trips then... Just as well it's Monday tomorrow and I love bananas :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Haha not saying I do it just heard it from a couple of people now, I new it would get this reaction so funny!! Everyone checking out trolleys at Coles lol
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On_Safari
10 years ago
And raise my zucchini!! I know that's 🌽y but I couldn't help myself. Rough leaf 🍍 anyone? 😂 Indy On Safari
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RHP User
10 years ago
Does a bananas for mini pack of cocktail sausages swap :) Make way for Itsy bitsy teenie weenie package coming thorough :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I put the eggs on the kiddie seat
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playfulpirate
10 years ago
What about those perverted sickos with children in the child seat?...... Freaks
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Chaucer
10 years ago
This is all news to me! My grocery shopping is with a check list, In & Out & Gone...Oh, that doesn't sound good does it??Chaucer
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
I occasionally like to slip something into other people's trolley to see how they react at the register. (Insert evil grin >>here - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
This is the first time I'm hearing this one lol.
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' No wonder I get hit on at the supermarket :p - Posted from rhpmobile I told you...... switch from Lady Finger to the big yellow bananas and you're results will improve
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RHP User
10 years ago
try walking down Main Street of Fremantle slowly licking a gelato in a cone. Got em lining up! THAT became a bad habit - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
That's hysterical! Must get myself a pick up manual at the supermarket. What does two packets of bacon some chicken fillets and a carrot mean? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Those bananas are rotten stir :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Jack_Denials' I put the eggs on the kiddie seat I think if a woman did that the guys would run a mile!
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RHP User
10 years ago
You sick fucks! :-P
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RHP User
10 years ago
So they don't get squashed 😳 I had no idea it meant anything.. But I do get hit on a lot at the supermarket. So that is probably why!!! I'll have to rearrange the trolley... Thanks for posting this topic Xxviolet
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RHP User
10 years ago
a few years ago i had to shoot down the local market for some items . I did not even think about the items i had until i put them on the cashiers counter and looked !! Then i looked at her ! She was looking at me !! I looked back at her bemused !! I assure you this is not as it looks As we both burst out in laughter :-) Punnet of strawberries Whipping cream Packet of condoms Dog food !! Bahahahahaha! Oh ! - Posted from rhpmobile
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
Heard the story around 10-years ago in NZ (and apparently the bananas need to be pointing up, not down). Tried it a couple of times, never worked. Remembered 2-weeks ago when I picked up some bananas, thought hey give it another go, no luck.
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RHP User
10 years ago
an ex said she never bought cucumbers or carrots when she was shopping alone. Thought she was being silly. Or are RHPers more suggestible than most? Curly endive or waxed potatoes? Sausages or tacos? Curly whirlies or toilet paper?
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RHP User
10 years ago
In-fact it gained sufficient traction to be covered by the media and used as a marketing gimmick. The origin of the concept, I'm clueless about :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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QLDtwo4fun
10 years ago
Am I after a bunch of guys?
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RHP User
10 years ago
lucky I only use a basket :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
I needed some more yoghurt so I ducked into Woolies on the way home from work grabbed some bananas (yes pointing up) and set off around the store. First I saw a woman with bananas in the child seat...two bunches (poininting down)...I think the bananas were ther to stop her hand bag getting ripped off! Also she was with her (too) young daughter Then I saw a lone woman approaching (no bananas)...she distinctly avoided eye contact with me...oh well maybe another time.I'm sure it wasn't a good look a full size shopping trolley with bananas on the child seat and about three other items in the trolley...the technique can do with some fine tuning
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RHP User
10 years ago
:p - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
What does an electric toothbrush, basting brush and KY Jelly in the child seat mean? Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
I just read an Article saying "Sex Toys Canned: Woolies bites the bullet and dumps vibrators". But rival supermarket sells small mall vibrating ring that slips over a condomGuess it it won't be "Down down and staying Down". Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
I worry what the red tipped ones are all about??? :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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cougar4fun
10 years ago
But I have heard if you point your bananas upward in the trolley, then you were available, if you pointed them down you were taken. I've ways opted to lay mine on their side since hearing that, it means I'm keeping my options open😛
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Hottie1
10 years ago
In local supermarkets ( in Rhodes) is to have the sex toys close to the cashiers. Our then 4 year old picked up a dildo and asked loudly, mummy what is this? it was really interesting shopping experience. Mary xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
There was a guy shopping at a supermarket and he was at the check out loading his stuff onto the conveyor. He only had one of each of his items and food for obviously one person only. The check out chick looked at his stuff then at him and said "I bet that you are single!". The guy said "Is that because I only have one of everything?". The check out chick replied "No, it's because you are fucking ugly!". Obi1 (still hanging out in aisle 4 - batteries and electrical)
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RHP User
10 years ago
There was a guy shopping at a supermarket and he was at the check out loading his stuff onto the conveyor. He only had one of each of his items and food for obviously one person only. The check out chick looked at his stuff then at him and said "I bet that you are single!". The guy said "Is that because I only have one of everything?". The check out chick replied "No, it's because you are fucking ugly!". Obi1 (still hanging out in aisle 4 - batteries and electrical)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ha! I didn't know any of this stuff classic!
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
Pick up some yoghurt and drop it at the feel of the next woman you see in the dairy section. Ask her if she wants to clean that up for you......
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RHP User
10 years ago
Went shopping yesterday, the seat had a huge bunch, but nope not a one, not a look not a thing.... Cept the guy at the checkout he said, wow that's a lot of bananas you have. ok now its time to make banana bread, banana pudding, shakes , cakes , cookies, ice-cream...bloooody hell!
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RHP User
10 years ago
We have no idea what you mean Meander!! We were thinking it meant a nice dinner, chicken wrapped in bacon with a side of veg.... Your so rude! ;-0 Besides... He wrote it! Not me. X - Posted from rhpmobile
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CarpeDiem5
10 years ago
Sure have and have had a couple of hook ups from a couple of lovely ladys, I love doing my shopping and making a few flirts during it,, its really big over in the states when I lived there, its more about getting a phone number and eye contact - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I always use the trolley without the child seats...........am i oppressed ? :(
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Pabsss
10 years ago
Im heading down to hang in the F&V dept at Woolies.. with a bunch of bananas in the kids seat.... and my eyes wide open checking the other trolleys..
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LeyMatt
10 years ago
i have never heard that one...but I need to go shopping today so I will try...lol anyone for sexy flirt at the supermarket???...
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MattLSX
10 years ago
never heard of that before. might have to give it a whirl next time I go shopping. only thing is I'm not a big fan of bananas lol
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whackycrazy88
10 years ago
well I am surely gonna keep my eyes on the hunt now at coles and woolies! haha..maybe a bit suss..but hey no harm in trying! but has anyone actually seen this happening?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Research. I love science.
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RHP User
10 years ago
there are going to be a lot of creepy looking guys with empty trolleys, except for up facing bananas in the kids seats, suspiciously looking at women's trolleys for clues, lol.
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' I worry what the red tipped ones are all about??? :p - Posted from rhpmobile Means they stay firmer for longer
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RHP User
10 years ago
Up is a banana... Down is a binina...
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RHP User
10 years ago
But isn't Viagra blue?? :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ba-na-na-naaa...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' I worry what the red tipped ones are all about??? They're waxed, duh.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Who'd have thought?? :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I thought DG was implying to stir to draw a happy face on the B tip :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
:) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
But, my speculation is a happy banana may the first to be grabbed off the shelf :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71' Research. I love science. Get some statistics going for us Funlover... should be some interesting reading
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'sir_stir' I worry what the red tipped ones are all about??? They're waxed, duh. Yes, they dip there ends in red wax, keeps them firmer / lasting longer. (not sure if I would recommend it and don't think I would try it myself)
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RHP User
10 years ago
totally bent
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nortiesecret
10 years ago
I just went shopping and had bananas and cucumbers in the seat section of the trolley but nothing happened lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
omoin the window on military bases or towns with bases meant just thatOn My Own. Please knock oooo bring your own Banana!!!!WCGThe Lion xxx
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think the seat will have some red wine, batteries and bananas pointing upwards I will report back if this works
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RHP User
10 years ago
was very famous for her banana costume....Quite risqué I imagine even for Paris in the twenties...I did notice the last time I was in aisle three at Woolies ,a piratical figure dashing around the corner to aisle four ,carting a large fully waxed bunch of the Lady finger variety in a rather small basket.... His accompanying chortles were a tad disturbing.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I was at the supermarket getting dinner when I ran into an old friend I hadn't seen for a while and she was single. So I was chatting to her asking how her single life was going and then we were standing next to the bananas and I asked her if she had tried the banana trick. She hadn't heard about it so I told her and showed her with my trolley. There was another young man standing near us so I asked him, he hadn't heard about. So we were still crapping on when this hot guy came between us and she said, and THAT is nice, so we both had a perv and it just slotted in nicely that she happened to have a cucumber in her baby seat so I picked it up and waved it around and said, well this one is a dead giveaway, lol. She was pissing herself laughing and snatched it off me, the guy looked over and smirked at the pair of us (a very sexy smirk too, I might add), then we all nicked off in different directions so none of us picked up! It was a bit of fun for 5 minutes though.
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RHP User
10 years ago
No wonder I keep on getting hit on when I am at work I usally have 45kgs of bananas on my trolley :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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imupinthesky2
10 years ago
hmmmmmmI always have mine in a plastic bagdoes that mean I am safe banana type person ;)xx
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