Beer Goggles

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Mine are rose tinted and make men over 6 foot tall, bald, lean, sleek and sexy

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I'll repeat that old (sexist) joke about a six pack turning a dog into a fox...

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Is thank the good l-rd I did t have to wake up with them.... Enjoy

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  MsSuperFoxy

  11 years ago

  I reckon is the best time to wear Beer Goggles.. Foxy

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  Lovinit28andKC72

  11 years ago

  Beer Helping ugly people have sex since 1852.......😜

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  Twisted_Mister

  11 years ago

  The beer goggles seem to find me! They make women more attractive, me more attractive, they improve my singing voice and dancing, and make any conversation coming out of my mouth incredibly interesting. They also seem to make me want a late night kebab.... I confess I've woken up more than once, looked across the bed and started scrabbling on my bedside table, looking for a pair of the aforesaid goggles, but they always seem to disappear!!! Beer goggles are a bit like Santa - you never see them, they give you a 'present' and then take off into the dawn, never to show themselves again until next time!!!! I still believe..... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  for me a variety of goggles as I followed the White Rabbit down the hole xxQ

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  madotara69

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'RunAwayJoinCircz' Do BeerWineCocaineEccy Goggles count haha!? Hell yeah, anything is fuckable in an alternate dimension :D Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and if the beholder is fucking ripped then anything can be beautiful haha! Don't you mean everything is beautiful...................................................

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'Lovinit28' Beer Helping ugly people have sex since 1852.......😜 I need to hang at more pubs late at night.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  maybe I should take it up again, or even better, get a hot guy at the pub and get his beer goggles on!

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  Dryphuz

  11 years ago

  but if i did they would look like something elton john would wear. I've watched lots of people put them on, but i generally pass out before i lose my sensibilities. I've got a stranglehold on them at all times, which the people who drink with me often hate, because i cant let go. I like it. Never drunkenly done anything i regret.

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  Smilingwithfun

  11 years ago

  The trouble is with Beer Goggles is they tend to in theory, maximise your abilities whereas in reality they greatly hinder performance.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I need to hang out at pub/clubs more often maybe I'll get lucky that way oh wait beer goggles only work if I drink F*&^% I'm screwed

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Speak for yourself. Some of us become super heroes, hahaha

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  even makes the fugleys look good.. Not a bad thing I guess, least until you wake up in the morning...

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  even I look good

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  Dryphuz

  11 years ago

  Have you ever tried actually wearing some for an extended period... It really does make things seem better in some unquantifiable way.

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