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Being a parent is like being a rockstar...
August 25 2013
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RHP User
11 years ago
I just saw this quote on Facebook. It came with the following examples: 1. Endless hours on the road with too many people in your vehicle 2. Your job is to entertain a room full of loud, writhing maniacs 3. If you do your job well, people ask when you'll produce more 4. You ask yourself daily: "Am I tripping? Or did I just really see that?" 5. Your name is always shouted, never spoken 6. Someone is always pulling at your clothes 7. Groupies follow you to the bathroom 8. There's a different person in your bed every night. Sometimes two. 9. At the end of your work day you're sweaty and your hair is a mess 10. Screaming is just part of the job. Funny and probably pretty accurate, but I think we can add more! Some I thought of: - You long ago stopped drinking because it was fun, now it just gets you through the day - You are quite familiar with rooms being trashed - When out with your posse you always feel people are watching and judging you Your turn!
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RHP User
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
I just did a little wee ... FUCKING FUNNY!!! .... will have to think about this one (after I stop laughing)
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RHP User
11 years ago
11. You eventually go out of fashion and the once fans stop listening to you.
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madotara69
11 years ago
what was I going to say? oh well peace brothers and sistersMado
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sleep deprivation and memory loss become normal. Before you know it you're spending a lot of money on pharmaceuticals,
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RHP User
11 years ago
11. You love each song - but there is always a favourite :P. 12. You are ready for bed - but your fans demand one last song. 13. You drink vb. - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
Oh thats right, yeah, our kids rock.
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RHP User
11 years ago
12. You need to hone your skills as a Detective so you can work out who started it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
14. Your always being asked for favours and money. 15. Your Awesome until you say No!
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chevtrek
11 years ago
The fans get older and think they are the leader of the band and tell you what to play.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Try being a single daddy with 4 at home n being on here lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
Waiting for Godot is just a rehash of your day........every day
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RHP User
11 years ago
hey Hun :) I hope Life is treating you well:) Thank you for sharing this Post I thought it's very apt so funny ..I'm still giggling ..Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
11. You long ago stopped drinking because it was fun, now it just gets you through the day 12. You are quite familiar with rooms being trashed 13. When out with your posse you always feel people are watching and judging you 14. You eventually go out of fashion and the once fans stop listening to you 15. Sleep deprivation and memory loss become normal 16. Before you know it you're spending a lot of money on pharmaceuticals 17. You love each song - but there is always a favourite 18. You are ready for bed - but your fans demand one last song 19. You drink vb 20. You need to hone your skills as a Detective so you can work out who started it 21. Your always being asked for favours and money 22. Your Awesome until you say No! 23. The fans get older and think they are the leader of the band and tell you what to play 24. Waiting for Godot is just a rehash of your day........every day One more for luck: 25. You discover vomit in the oddest places Screw the interwebs, I think we killed it!
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madotara69
11 years ago
you jam to Fraggle rock and know all the wiggles by their first names.Mado
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RHP User
11 years ago
when you thought your career was over,there's a comeback...GRANDCHILDREN
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RHP User
11 years ago
You are asked to sign more things that you care to remember.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Your hits are barely remembered, but one flop and you never live it down.
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Splicey
11 years ago
Dylan Moran is the man when it comes to explaining children :)Drunk Midgets!
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RHP User
11 years ago
You are automatically the worst ref in town
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RHP User
11 years ago
...and end up singing "The Wheels on the Bus"CheersJAB
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RHP User
11 years ago
But I honestly couldn't agree more with the statement. I love performing for my kids, they say they get embarrassed at times when I skip into the school yard, but they smile that smile that's so unique that really says"dad in front of my friends, you're an idiot. But if we were at home, I'd crack up laughing at you!!" I enjoy singing along with my middle daughter as she's going to be bigger than Kylie Minogue lol My youngest one just loves hanging out, getting her hands dirty, going to the V8's at Winton, and she can't wait til I can I take her flying. - Posted from rhpmobile
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