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Best F&%K OFF! moments

February 25 2013

Okay I thought this would be a great topic to discuss, to hear some good stories comes out. Ever had the opportunity to basically tell someone in the most tactful, subtle and polite way to F&%K OFF ! Its a very empowering moment when you can do this without anger or any negative emotion whatsoever ad sometimes you appear even more in control when you can completely walk away from someone without saying anything. A few examples include maybe an ex who had broken your heart a few months earlier and now wants to reconnect, or a work colleague who has put you in a really vulnerable situation, but you manage to turn the tables back on them.I recently received an email from a girl I cut all contact with after she bitched and moaned about getting stood up on a date with a guy she had met a few days prior, when she had flaked out at the last minute on every meet we were supposed to have. This was particularly odd because she was the one suggested them in the first place, and I had been speaking to her for weeks. I remember the last few texts that came through she proposed another meet, and said that she had flaked because I was on an adult site (the same one she was on, the only difference was her profile pic, being her bent over completely starkers) and that she couldn't trust me because of this.........So I replied "then I will make it easy for you, we wont meet and I definitely won't have sex with you" and ignored the flurry of abusive txts after that....Now receiving this email, she is sweet as pie and trying to reconnect and yet again, I have politely told her to F&%k off! Not the greatest of stories, but hopefully it gets the ball rolling....Ps I am really really tired and apologise for this dribble

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12 years ago

but here is a bump OP

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12 years ago

just last week when they tried to withhold my bond, after passing it a week earlier & new tenants had moved in, so I created a Facebook page about what they had done & within an hour I had a phone call saying I could have my bond back if I took the page down...The woman who was so rude to me the day before was suddenly so nice as I was signing, I turned to her & said, (a tad blunt, but hey...) "No one fucks me up the arse unless I allow them..."There was pin drop silence in reception. I said it very calmly & softly as I looked her in the eye... her look was priceless.Got the full bond back.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Applause.- Posted from rhpmobile

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12 years ago

Quoting 'OneEmerald' just last week when they tried to withhold my bond, after passing it a week earlier & new tenants had moved in, so I created a Facebook page about what they had done & within an hour I had a phone call saying I could have my bond back if I took the page down...The woman who was so rude to me the day before was suddenly so nice as I was signing, I turned to her & said, (a tad blunt, but hey...) "No one fucks me up the arse unless I allow them..."There was pin drop silence in reception. I said it very calmly & softly as I looked her in the eye... her look was priceless.Got the full bond back. Good on you. You can charge everything else on MasterCard but the look on her face, priceless. I am too much of a softie to do that to anyone. I need you as a friend to give me ideas if someone screws me.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Classic! Wish I could have seen the expression on her face. - Posted from rhpmobile

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12 years ago

Hahahahah thats hilarious. Real estates are usually evil bastards.....Luckily the last rental I moved out I managed to bribe my lady agent with a bucket of KFC to cure her hangover and a bit of charm....got my bond back the same day I moved out......Before they fuck you up the arse do they say please? ;-)

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12 years ago

Quoting 'jokerza' Hahahahah thats hilarious. Real estates are usually evil bastards.....Luckily the last rental I moved out I managed to bribe my lady agent with a bucket of KFC to cure her hangover and a bit of charm....got my bond back the same day I moved out......Before they fuck you up the arse do they say please? ;-) She resigned on Tuesday as they were treating her badly and she had had, enough.She said she had no control of the situation. I knew that & sent her a message when it had first happened saying I knew it wasn't her but her employers.I asked her if she had overheard what I said to the owner's wife (didn't know that at the time) & she said no. What did you say? So I told her... She laughed!!

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12 years ago

We're not all evil bastards.....in fact im straight down the line, you know one of the estate agents you can trust? but then again im not in property management.......

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12 years ago

It annoys the hell out of me that people can't just be direct about what they do and don't want. I chat to a lot of people on here. When I get to the point that I decide they're a tosser, or simply that we're on completely different pages, I just say I'm not interested in chatting anymore. No explanation needed, that's my decision but I tell them directly because it would be discourteous to just cut off contact without acknowledging it (that's one of the most immature things people do, I think). I've ended friendships the same way - no fanfare, very politely and civilly, basically saying we're done. Other than that, if I want to tell someone to fuck off, I pretty much just say ... "fuck off" :D

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12 years ago

It doesn't happen very often. I'm generally a fairly docile and a rather dreamy individual who is quite happy to be left to my own devices and never actually go looking for confrontation. But if someone crosses my line then that is an entirely different story. Then I have been known to erupt and once the fuse has been lit there is no stopping me. The confrontation has to happen, right or wrong. I always front people up and tell them to their face keeping it short and sharp. I am not afraid of anything or anyone. Much to others complete astonishment and surprise when they see that side of me.

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