RHP

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Best and worst pick-up lines/sleazy comments...

March 20 2012

The one I had today was just as I was passing a security check and the alarm went off. Suited-up businessman behind me muttered:   "Shouldn't have snuck in all those knifes under that tight dress, hun."   BUT the best pick-up line I have ever had said to me was in a Sydney bar (Establishment, for those wondering), from yet another businessman (the corporates obviously like it sleazy):   Man: Hey, you're cute. Me: Thank you. Man: But you would look cuter with a pair of balls bouncing under your chin.   What are your best and worst?

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Outside a strip club. While I was wearing a medieval ballgown. I guess it's true that leaving plenty to the imagination is a good thing?!? Also, on the same night, someone actually used "Nice dress, look better on my floor". I'm not much of a clothes person, but I gotta say, that dress is worth it's weight in gold ;)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    you thought that balls one was a good one?? haha never liked the establishment , too many posey suits from vague memory. Youll hear much better dont worry , not from me tho , I gotta admit theyre not my forte , ok online I'm pretty good with em but not at the bar

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    do you mean it was the 'best' because it was the thickest with slease?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Maybe they should put their manners back in! Don't know what they could possibly hope to achieve with a sleazy comment...I'd confess to an incoherent mumbled compliment or two when I was three sheets to the wind, but wouldnt count as sleazy. Even those days are behind me now, so as my good old ma used to say.."if I can't say anything nice, I don't say anything at all" :) Silva

  • jenniecruising

    jenniecruising

    13 years ago

    "Tell me where ya shit so I can roll in it" Never worked, funny that lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Best i have heard   More than a little drunk on a dance floor having a knees up with a few old school mates..   Enter left of screen a very tidy younger woman... straight over to my mate and dances infront all seductivly... My mate screams out hey you want to fuck ...She replied Yes Babe I sure do ...He replies well i dont so fuck off   We all fell about the place laughing

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Funny how easy it is to remember the very worst.....in a bar<,naturally>,at least twenty years ago,the Albion Hotel in Lygon Street Melbourne.....'ya wanna fuck or are ya frigid'.... was unusually speechless.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    It was quite simple and too the point, she walked up to me and said ..."Hello" (with the best, ,most genuine smile I had seen for ages)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Okay, in the pub a 'few' years ago in England.Boy: Hey beautiful. Is your Dad a thief?Me: No, he's an EngineerBoy: Well, someone stole the stars and put them in your eyesMe: Oh come on! Really? That's the best you got?Boy: No, hang on (pulls a pocket guide from his jacket pocket and proceeds to read me lines from his compendium of fail safe pickups... shame he was too busy straining to read the small print in the dark to notice me leave)Lol... idiot!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I've had a few crap pickup lines used on me - none of them that memorable. However I'm pretty sure the one I used a few months back on a guy will be memorable for him! I told him to text both his parents and tell them I'm really sorry, but millions of potential grandchildren were going to die on my face later that night.Totally worked

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'AllNiteAllLaughs'do you mean it was the 'best' because it was the thickest with slease? Right on, AllNite :)   iYummy - love it!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    iYummy, that is gold. I totally wish you were in Perth. Haha

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Vagabonde'Outside a strip club. While I was wearing a medieval ballgown. I guess it's true that leaving plenty to the imagination is a good thing?!? Also, on the same night, someone actually used "Nice dress, look better on my floor". I'm not much of a clothes person, but I gotta say, that dress is worth it's weight in gold ;)

  • Ivoodoo

    Ivoodoo

    13 years ago

    I love a good and a bad line from either side :) and iYummy that rocked....I have used bad ones that have worked funny enough just need to be a good judge of the situation and is all in the way you bring it. My Dad always told me women like to be complimented so i came up with this one and yes it works in the right place at the right time it can also get you a good slap.Nice shoes ....Wanna Fuck ....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ivoodoo'Nice shoes ....Wanna Fuck .... I can't possibly see how any girl would slap u for that... I'm gonna try it tonight... will let you know how i go

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    some years ago.. my hair was LONG LONG... I walked into the Albion Hotel in Boulder (WA) A girl said as I walked by... "Love your hair..." I replied.. "Wait 'till you feel it on your belly latter..."   She did.. a half hour later...   One that has NEVER worked for me... yet... I do still lay it out there sometimes....   "Lady, I would suck your shit to a point and stab myself to death with it - just tell me when.."   caveman... (by nature)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    A friend of mine turned to a girl in the pub and said with a serious look.........'Grab your coat honey you just scored'She promptly replied.......... 'OK' And left with him.....I was gobsmacked !!i Yummy .......... you rock

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    That is the winner! See guys can't say ANYTHING even close to that and get away with it.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Girls get away with a lot more than guys do. I love being a female! :P

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    its an oldie but not good   while i have a face you have a place to sit. Don't think it has ever worked but we could be wrong

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Has actually been around almost as long as the Internet :P In fact, in the right circles, "nice boots" is enough to get the point across ;)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ...but if we wake up together tomorrow morning, I'm willing to take my chances? | Another one from the book "Pick-up lines that don't work".

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Most lines used were slurred, very forgetable and unsuccessful. (My cock's leaving in half an hour. I want you to be on it.) As already pointed out, women are usually more successful at scoring than men. I remember one evening, one of the other guys working with me said I had to come out to the lounge area and check out the red head. Well she was dazzling. Masses of flame red hair billowing over her shoulders. A tight black dress, low cut to reveal the milky white cleavage of her D cup tatas. My friend said he'd love to meet her. No problem. I led him over, asked her for her name, (let's say, Nicci) and proceeded to introduce my friend (we'll call him Ricky). Well Ricky, thinking he was being smooth, asked her for her measurements. I told him not to waste the opportunity (or words to that effect). I passed her a clean coaster and a bingo pencil and suggested that she write down her name and phone number for him. She accepted both and obligingly wrote down her details. Then, instead of passing them to him, she pushed them to me, looked me straight in the eye and said, "Call me." Now that's an effective pick up line. It worked on me.

  • mrwesternsydney

    mrwesternsydney

    13 years ago

    nice shoes! wanna fuck?   Works provided she knows she looks hot and they are actually expensive nice high heels. Women who are dressed up lots generally are there to get laid so I don't see how this is such a terrible line. I'd almost say all lines would work but you just need to have the right target audience. Saying the above line to a sexy dressed woman in nice heels standing by herself at a bar or table is fine, saying it to the same woman when her friends are next to her is not as cool and highly likely to fail.   I've used that line before and had it work but then I am pretty funny and have done the 'naked man' routine from the tv show 'how I met your mother' and had that work too lol. It comes down to if you say it kinda half joking and smile at the same time you get a better effect then the serious stare of like 'come on and fuck me baby.' Also remember the 'naked man' only works 2 out of every 3 times haha.