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Best written testimonials.

May 25 2017

The idea is pretty simple. If/when you come across a HOT testimonial, copy - paste here. Since testimonials are written for anyone and everyone to read, it should be alright for both the author/member and the person(s) receiving it :) No rules, just one: the HOTTER the better, obviously! :)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Nomineee WingmanWilcoxx is the perfect fantasy host giving me one of the most amazing nights of my life. I told him I wanted cock, and he delivered 15 men for my night of pleasure. Anyone considering a gang bang, do not hesitate to give WW a buzz!

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    8 years ago

    'she showed up'. 😜 😄

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    8 years ago

    Search through profiles on RHP to find good testimonials, to then cut & paste in here ? Naaa. Too much work in that. We don't read nor like testimonials - it's like advertising whom you have slept with .... not something we would do. What happens in vegas stays in vegas 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    8 years ago

    The OP didn't ask for you trawl thru all profiles. In his op, he mentioned if/when you have come across a testimonial that stood out, then post here. 😉 It's ok if you don't read it then we would not be expecting anything from you. Right? Some of us do read testimonials or validations. Some are funny when they differ from the template validations. Seriously, if one spent all that energy with another and enjoyed their company, surely they deserve better than at template validation? 😮starfish much? 😄

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Do I correctly understand 'validation' as a form of confirmation of a profile entry as being that of an actual person, and that a 'testimonial' is a form of critique of that person by other people they have met? Can anyone explain why they seek and/or offer any form of 'testimonial' or critique of other people they meet here?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Thanks Lily for understanding the point. The point of validations is not to advertise - I reckon it's about identifying with the persons who wrote the testimonial and for whom it was written, to see if they float your boat and all that. Generic ones - 'I validate this person is blah blah....' are not just mundane, it's actually incredible how people make boredom out of something so thrilling. Let's just keep it simple folks - whenever you come across any sizzler, copy-paste here. Let's see who is doing what with whom, and how. I am actually doing a service here: this might encourage people to treat us more with details of their adventures.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' I used to have one that simply said: "Meander has a spectacular cunt." Good times. :) Good one. So long as it was 'has', not 'is', in the sentence :D Sorry, couldn't help it.

  • Starlet1

    Starlet1

    8 years ago

    Great topic, love this. We've always tried to convey info (they're for real, great couple, can string sentences together etc) We love the breathless ones though. Hot. Sexy. Goes all night. Don't miss the chance. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Thanks Starlet 1 for liking the topic. If you ask me, I'd say it's gotta be hotter: we gotta mention all about how the orals - blowjobs and muff-divings were, how was the kissing and feeling, how tasty was the flesh, how many beautiful people were there if it was a group, what did you wear, what did you see the other person/s were in... I think we should introduce like a porn rating to the testimonials - that'll be nice :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Anything written personally without using the template lines, I absolutely love. I haven't come across any that are a complete standout though :) Personally, I have one in my other profile that brings me to my knees :) Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ''You're hell on wheels in the kitchen. You also prepared a beautiful meal''. When MKR goes to an MA rating, I already have my partner picked out.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Hotwives_Inc' Anything written personally without using the template lines, I absolutely love. I haven't come across any that are a complete standout though :) Personally, I have one in my other profile that brings me to my knees :) Mary xx Nice. Would you treat us with the one, which, as you said, brings you to your knees? Please :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' I did write this one one for a male friend. "What a dick. For the woman who loves a challenge". It may or may not have been a complete coincidence that it could be read two different ways... Not coincidence. Clever. You sound like a secret poet! :) Yum!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasinMidnight' ''You're hell on wheels in the kitchen. You also prepared a beautiful meal''. When MKR goes to an MA rating, I already have my partner picked out. I'd have this to a generic one every single day of the week.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Copy - paste! "BomChickaWahWah Please excuse the puns - He aimed to please, packs a huge weapon - and he hit the bullseye."

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    8 years ago

    Privately huh? 😎 It's a case of 'Videre credere est'. - Seeing is believing. If it's not out there to see, it's hearsay or wishful thinking. 😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Reading that totally makes me want to have a validation in Latin! Vos autem sicut saxa liquefacta est calidum... try it on and see if it fits? BOL....LO if you want to come over and sit on my lap butt ass naked and read my emails, I'll give you my password. You'd better hurry though as it's a one-time offer to kids like you that are well beyond the platform of decorum. *shrugs*.... ohhhhhhhhhhhh well!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Lilyorchid... osculer oro asinum Geeee if ya want, I can post it up for you as a validation? *rolls out laughing and somewhat bored with the inane* Catch ya laterz, gaterz....... CM

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    8 years ago

    QUE? (from Manuel of faulty towers) Validation for whom?😝 About your offer... Errr, nah fanks. 😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'lilyorchid' QUE? (from Manuel of faulty towers) Que' es esto' senora...de nada. Solamente hablo' tres idiomas con cualquier comprension. Hell ya, I struggle enough with AusEnglish and the flying ''r''. Now skip off and learn to gracefully use the word ''mierda''. Advanced lessons in Spanish to follow albeit you may not be old enough to speak like that without having your mouth washed out..and maybe even with soap. CM

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Fuckin' Shakespeare thought he'd aced it with ''The Taming of the Shrew''. Willie get your ass back here and re-write the script, will you? Petruchio and Grumio are getting ass-blasted yet again and this one ain't nothing like Kate! Anyway...all good fun. You're okay for a chick with a flat butt who's falling off her bed! CM.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Each to their own. We have friends that wish to have no validations on their profile. We see it differently, if a profile has no validations we wonder about their authenticity. You don't have to sleep with a couple to give a good validation. You may have shared a drink, dinner etc. it just says to us that they are real and who they say they are. We always leave a validation if a couple choose not to use it or not that's fine. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    8 years ago

    I think there's too much chest beating going on here. Lots of condescending talk but not surprising. 😎 Shouldn't you be in your garage polishing your Porche or your invisible jet? Sorry Op. I'm out. the chest thumping is deafening. 😄

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Easy enough to agree that you are right albeit I'm not necessarily ''condescending'' however would accept being cavalier on occasion...maybe even several! I've probably gotten a bit thin-skinned over the years and not too worried about tertiary stories or acclamations. I just wish this were a format where we could simply talk amongst one another and not have to worry about all the agro. No biggie... time to go borrow Wonder Woman's invisible jet again and polish the Porsche that I sold over 20 years ago if anyone had cared enough to follow that silly thread. If I get lucky, Wonder Woman will pop in for dinner...especially since we all know I am really Batman! Puh-lezze let her bring those magic ropes! You rock and I gotz to roll... be well always. CM

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ....best to skip the validations and testimonials. Just keep a diary and return as soon as possible! Beeeeeeeeeee well.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    8 years ago

    Thread hogger in this one. Maybe. however, you're running a close second. 😛 should I care what you think? I think not. 😎 Maybe I should point out the time you hog some threads as well. 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Told ya...it's like trying to keep a pet rattlesnake. First time you put your hand in there get bitten, it's the snake's fault. After that there is no accounting for stupid, eh LO? Travel well! Meander you really do hit it and get it every now and then! CM

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Things are getting a bit heated here. Validations/testimonials seems to be a hot topic. I haven't come across any interesting ones myself. Perhaps that shows my lack or interest in others? I hope not. I really like giving validations myself. Mainly to verify that the profile is real and that the person is worth the time and effort of contacting and meeting up with. Not much more I can add OP. Sorry 😐 - Posted from rhpmobile