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Beware the unflanged..

November 05 2010

Hi one and all, after spending the best part fo two hours trying to remove a small anal toy from someones arse in A&E last night at work just a casual reminder that if you are going to put anything up your arsehole to please make it a flanged toy.. One with a big base no matter what the size! I'm not sure if she enjoyed it or not but fishing around in there for two hours was a bit of a drainer.. Best still use something that's attached to someone else.. love to all x

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RHP User

14 years ago

All i can say is OUCH :S

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RHP User

14 years ago

You A & E staff have ALL the fun !!!!! I think I would die first before going to A&E to have such a proceedure dione.......Id just eat fibre till it worked LOL How do you explain that at triage ???? And what did you write on the sick certificate ??? surely a day off was required !! oh my ! the mind boggles.......wide based you say .....

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RHP User

14 years ago

Even worse if they have to diamond drill a bottle to break the vacuum to get it out, I think they may even use the fire brigade for that. The bottle story was told to me a number of years ago.

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RHP User

14 years ago

that was the funniest thing i have read/ heard today Arse fishing go the live bait next time ha hah ahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

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RHP User

14 years ago

Ok.. so I wouldn't call it small... that's not a very flattering word..... or flanged.... but probably one of the best and perhaps safest thing to have shoved up your arse ... is ... securely "attached".Gawd. hehe. The funny things people do to get off. Did it ever occur to you that the whole removal and humiliation thing might have been part of a much broader way to get off?HugsStalky

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RHP User

14 years ago

i always knew there was a reason i didnt become a nurse or doctor how the hell would you do that with a straight face lol i would have been laughing too much to even help roxxy

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RHP User

14 years ago

I know the long hours you guys work. Take heed people and lets not make the A&E queues any longer than they already are.

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RHP User

14 years ago

I heard a story from an A&E doctor once about a lady who arrived at the hospital a bit beaten and she was followed in by a guy who's equipment was looking the worse for wear. Apparently she had been doing some oral on him when she had a fit and bit him quite hard, he had to throw some punches to free himself! Now that is scary!

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RHP User

14 years ago

Best story yet which i'm ever yet to top is of the two gentleman who arrive separate from each other but close in time.. One comes in with burns around and up his behind... The other a broken nose... It turns out the second was putting a small gerbil up inside the first gentleman.. He couldn't find it so lit his cigarette lighter at the entrance.. Ignited a pocket of gas just proximal to the gerbil.. exploded it out! Broke his nose and gave his partner third degree burns!!

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RHP User

14 years ago

Quoting 'DominaT' I know the long hours you guys work. Take heed people and lets not make the A&E queues any longer than they already are. are you kidding? :-) do you know the mileage doctors and radiographers get out of these stories at dinner parties/end of year barbecues? (especially now so many imaging machines are digital and images of you and that object you 'fell on accidentally' is but a click away from a CD of hilarity )

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RHP User

14 years ago

That's one BBQ/dinner party I would love to attend!

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