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Bloomin' acronyms ...

March 19 2012

"WTF!" Well that's one I know but most have me scratching my head. LMAO LOL BOB FWB FB : OK got those all sorted but PLEASE enlighten me on the rest. KK xx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    WIW: Forgot Where I Was BTW: Bring The Wheelchair ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up DWI: Driving While Incontinent LOL: Living On Lipitor OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren! OMG: Ouch, My Groin! IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? WTF: What's Today's Fish? WTF: Wet The Furniture RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money? BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth GTG: Gotta Groan TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special) FWB: Friend With Betablockers FYI: For Your Indigestion... JK: Just Kvetching TTYL: Talk To You Louder MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor SUS: Speak Up, Sonny WIWYA: When I Was Your Age GOML: Get Off My LawnxxMeeka ROFLMAO (Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Thanks Ladies!! OMG Meeka, think i've said the "WIWYA" (oh the shame!!!) KK XX

  • TimidButCurious

    TimidButCurious

    13 years ago

    Meeka beat me to it... here are a few extras.   ATD - At The Doctor's BFF - Best Friends Funeral CBM - Covered By Medicare CUATSC - See you at the Senior Centre FYI - Found Your Insulin GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA - Got Hearburn Again HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement OMSG - Oh My! Sorry Gas WAITT - Who Am I Talking To? WTP - Where's the Prunes WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickking In! DTAF - Don't Trust A Fart   One that had me confused for ages was IMHO - in my honest opinion. Still see some that have me guessing.   Happy deciphering Timid

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    13 years ago

    CBT: Cock and ball torture. When I was a naive beginner I honestly thought it meant cognitive behaviour therapy.. LOL

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    13 years ago

    LMGTFY: Let me Google that for youas in, stop asking stupid questions and look up the answer your damn self. Personally, I'd rather ask a bunch of people but the lmgtfy website comes in handy sometimes ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    AAAAA- Australian Association Against Acronym Abuse

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    13 years ago

    Does it look like i give a fuk

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    13 years ago

    Your a naughty naughty girl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ... good giggle here, thanks ladies! Google smoogle, this is more fun ;-) KK xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    DILLIGAFHahah Seems to hard to remember that one you may as well just write the whole thing. Has more impact anyway. xxxxxxMeeks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    SNAFU - Situation normal, all fucked up.SOSDD - Same old shit, different day.HMFICRH - Head mutha fucka in charge 'round here.SFB - Shit for brains. NWNH - No witnesses, no hostages.IDGAS - I don't give a shit.FEITCTAJ - Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.JEITCTAF - Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.REMF - Rear echelon mutha fuckaLOL - Little old lady | *shrugs*...the last one, that's what I thought it meant.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    PFO - Pissed and fell over AGA - Anti Gravity Attack - fell over, usually associated with PFO UDI - Unexplained Drinking Injury, certainly associated with both PFO and AGS WOMBAT - Waste Of Money, Brains And Time ALP - Acute Lead Poisoning (Gunshot wound)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    There is one school of thought that has been proven accurate time and time again...nearly all criminal who keep on committing violent crimes have dietary deficiencies and amongst the most common is enough lead. | Quoting 'caitsidhe' ALP - Acute Lead Poisoning (Gunshot wound) | Nothing seems to stop the recidivist criminal and help with his dietary deficiencies needs faster than an inter-cranial injection of about 265grs. of lead administered from the barrel of a Colt Officers .45ACP | DOA ... You have the right to remain silent, permanently.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'keepingkarma' Thanks Ladies!! OMG Meeka, think i've said the "WIWYA" (oh the shame!!!) KK XX Oh gawd, me too. Regularly. I think I need help!!!

  • Ivoodoo

    Ivoodoo

    13 years ago

    FigJamFuck im good just ask me ...now the list * AAK Alive and Kicking * AFAIK As Far As I Know * AFK Away From Keyboard * AFN That's All For Now * AOTA All Of The Above * B4 Before * BAK Back At Keyboard * BBL Be Back Later * BBS Be Back Soon * BCNU I'll Be Seeing you * BEG Big Evil Grin * BFN Bye For Now * BMA Bite My Ass * * BR Best Regards * BRB Be Right Back * BRH Be Right Here * BTA But then Again * BTW By The Way * CRS Can't remember Shit * * CU See You * CUS Can't understand Shit * * CUL8R See You Later * CYA See You * DDSOS Different Day Same old Shit * * DEGT Don't even go there * DIKU Do I Know You * DYMM Did You Miss Me * D8 Date * EZ Easy * F2F Face to Face * FFS For Fu*** Sake * * FISH First In Still Here * FITB Fill In The Blanks * FOCL Falling Of Chair Laughing * FOS Full Of Shit * * FTS Fu** this Shit * * FWIW For What It's Worth * FYI For Your Information * GA Go Ahead * GAL Get A Life * GGOH Got To Get Out Of Here * GI Google It * GMTA Great Minds Think Alike * GOIF Get Over It Fool * GTR Got To Run * H&K Hugs And Kisses * HAGD Have A Good Day * HAGO Have A Good One * HB Hurry Back * HTH Hope That Helps * IAC In Any Case * IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer * IB I'm Back * IC I See * ICQ I Seek You * IDN I Don't Know * IDTS I Don't Think So * IM Instant Message * IMO In My Opinion * IMHO In My Humble Opinion * IOH I'm Out Of Here * IOW In Other Words * IRL In Real Life * ITNOT In The Nick Of Time * IYO In Your Opinion * JAS Just A Second * JIC Just In Case * JK Just Kidding * JW Just Wondering * KIT Keep In Touch * KIRDS Keep It Real Dip Shit * * KTHXBAI Ok Thanks and Goodbye * LMAO Laughing My Ass Off * LMFAO Laughing My Fu** Ass Off * LOL Laugh Out Loud * LTNS Long Time No See * LTS Laughing To Self * LY Love You * LYL Love You Lots * L8R Later * NE1 Anyone * NFW No Fu**ing Way * NIMBY Not In My Back Yard * NM Never Mind * NP No Problem * NRN Not Right Now * NT No Thanks * OBTW Oh By The Way * OIC Oh I See * OMG Oh My God * OTF On The Floor * OTH Off The Hook * OTE Over The Edge * OTOH On The Other Hand * OTW On The Way * PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard * PITA Pain In The Ass * PLZ Please * PMSL Piss Myself Laughing * PPL People * QT Cutie * RL Real Life * ROTF Rolling On The Floor * ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off * ROTFLMFAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fu**ing Ass Off * RSN Real Soon Now * R/T Real Time * RU Are You * SBD Sillent But Deadly * SHCOON Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose * SFB Shit For Brains * SH Same Here * SMS Short Message Service * SN Screen Name * SOL Shit Out Of Luck * SOS Same Old Shit * SPST Same Place Same Time * SSDD Same Shit Different Day * STR8 Straight * STW Search The Web * SYL See You Later * TAFN That's All For Now * TC Take Care * TGIF Thank God It's Friday * THX Thanks * TIA Thanks In Advance * TMI Too Much Info * TNT Till Next Time * TRDMF Tears Running Down My Face * TS Tough Shit * * TSFW Tough Shit For You * * TTFN Ta Ta For Now * TTTT These Things Take Time * TTYL Talk To You Later * TTWTCC That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles * TY Thank You * TYVM Thank You Very Much * US You Suck * * UV Unpleasant Visual * VN Very Nice * WB Welcome Back * WG Wicked Grin * WEU What's Eating You * WFM Works For Me * WIIFM What's In It For Me * WTG Way To Go * WTF What The Fu** * WTGP Want To Go Private * YBS You'll Be Sorry * YT You There * YW Your Welcomeenjoy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ... a winner!!! Nice one Ivoodoo ;-) Lolz InAdditionTo - I call it "having a senior moment" And CM where DO YOU get this stuff from! ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    i hope i did not miss it in the thread.. ("tl;dr") but my husband came across.. G.O.S.H. in a profile here today.. wtf?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ... you're gonna cop it from CM ;-) KK XX

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...is simply when? | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' MIDNIGHT - masked impassioned devil needing imminent gratuitous horny transaction | Assuming this is something like transactional banking...I do get to make a deposit, right? | Seriously...let's do it or quit teasing me senseless. | | So how many times is "again". Excuse me whilst I wait and say the ABCDEFG thingy. Again.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...and I wonder if you would mind asking "Constantly Hinting In Laciviously Lustful Innuendos" a question? | Quoting 'keepingkarma'... you're gonna cop it from CM ;-) KK XX | You see, we've been working on the alphabet together for some time now both in English and another language...it's all about tonality and the shaping of sounds, they can even become quite sensual and sensory. As it seems, one of us gets rather distracted along about the letter "G" in English and I don't want to even tell you what happens in Spanish when we hit that trilling "R" sound. | So if you don't mind, KK....could you ask her to "please explain".

  • Ivoodoo

    Ivoodoo

    13 years ago

    very clever ;) we like those

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Not being a dick, well maybe a small dick, but an acronym needs to form a new word, a group of initial letters is actually called initialism. Interesting? Haha probably not. Sorry, please continue am learning some great...whatever you call thems

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    JMOJust My Opinion.BJ

  • redhot69chick

    redhot69chick

    13 years ago

    BAAAA = British Assosiation Against Acronym abuse   Sorry sorry I couldn't resist!!!!   Cheers Red xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...but you are definitely hot so let's see what I can come up with here. Well there's EBITDA...an acronym for "earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization" and it's also a non-GAAP metric that is measured exactly as stated. | Quoting 'backonthebike'Not being a dick, well maybe a small dick, but an acronym needs to form a new word... | But damn if "generally accepted accounting practises" aren't as boring as the folks who practice them. Bloody acronyms...I should be arrested "For Unlawful Creative Knowledge" of how to minimize taxes, just not for being an accountant for chrissake! | | And Chilli, you are a chicken. Don't make me alphablast you in Norwegian!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Backonthebike: You are absolutely right of course, about initialisms that is (and not "being a dick"!) . I realised my mistake soon after posting. I get easily distracted you see and I was playing with BOB at the time ;-) KK xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    CM you could try tempting Chilli with a vowel. A seductive IOU always works for me ;-)