Blue Balls

June 03 2015

I have them right now, i really need to release but i feel as though its going to be a huge waste if i unloaded solo. What are some good methods to cope with blue balls ? I am finding it hard to concentrate at work On a plus note when im erect my cock is probably the biggest ive seen it yet since the blue balls started to kick in. So i am enjoying the view. im on day 3 of torture.. But its a type of torture that is giving off a sense of pleasure.. it this my inner bdsm coming out ?

Comments

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    With a post like that, its gonna be a lot longer than 3 days. Just crank one out. A few of the ladies may send some little containers over to fill up. At least it wont go to waste. Refer to my beauty tip if unsure.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Use it or loose it ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    there's only one solution. get two girls and hose down their tits with it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Dude get yourself a sleeve or something and 3 days and already blue balls, reckon that would be some kind of disease

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You will be a lucky man,not just good for face cream,but fantastic in winter,a veritable cure for the common cold..phagocytes apparently......and a fantastic ingredient for Chocolate Cum Cake.....Now all you need to do is market yourself accordingly..Young.fun,and full of extremely useful cum 😘xx

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    The very thought both repulses and scares me... Your post just reminded me of a segment in 'The Meaning of Life' by Monty Python? There is this bit where the guy in the restaurant eats too much.. and... forget it. Rent the DVD...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Like blueberries???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Only on some fellas! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    I'm pondering if the op was advertising for help, over sharing about his dick or warning co workers of impending sexual harassments hahaha Just get it out ..... you don't want to damage your DNA..... or...... make it worse lol

  • tylannister

    tylannister

    10 years ago

    To be a total clinical buzzkill, physiologically, if you keep letting it build up, your body will just break it down and recycle it. So, whether you unload or not, it's gonna go to waste one way or another. Psychosexually? If you're getting off on it, then go with it, man.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    lol 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    No no no.. Off load. the more you shoot the quicker the reload. You may consider it a waste, but in some future you may be missing out because you are slow on the reload. The body knows and holding just tells the balls that demand is low so ease back on production.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Oh what a predicament lol. Third word problems.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I don't think your dick gets bigger if you haven't 'unloaded' in a while.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' or...... make it worse lol Now that was sly !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Paint them with red and turn them into purple balls?

  • moarhappydays

    moarhappydays

    10 years ago

    well see i havent unloaded for about 2.5 weeks but when i say im in torture for 3 days now it meaning ive had blue balls for past 3 days. I went for a swim today in the F*** cold pool so that's taken curing to it Oh pro tip, tigerbalm also works a treat. It feels like heaven compared to blue balls :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Imagine how big your dick will be if you don't unload for a year...but a quick trip to Bunnings..no not the glory hole .the wheelbarrow department ,..should sort you out.. 😛XxFreya

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Wow, OP.... you married your ex young! But living with a playmate.... thats a recipe for..... crazy. (Unless you're like.... 70... and the housemate is fresh out of school and comes with several of her friends lol )

  • moarhappydays

    moarhappydays

    10 years ago

    Yes yes indeed... that is why we are no more. young and naive, but hey we gave it a good shot. Wait a minute... she is in the RHP banner below - jjayz Actually the housemate situation is quite solid, she has a steady FWB to keep her focused. But yes she is a uni student and she has lots of friends ;-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Best thing for those blue balls is feeling someone empty them for u. Every last drop mmm