RHP

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Caught masturbating

February 26 2012

I'm just wondering if anyone out there have ever been caught for masturbating and what happened? Was it a family member or teacher?

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Teacher? No no I went to an all girls Catholic school.... None of that sort of funny business happened there!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    hell yes....flatmates, my old man, partners, friends....the list goes on....Ramifications....a few funny looks and on when it came to partners, usually a blow job :-P

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ...I was wandering around in Fed Square and decided awwww what the hell so....just climbed up on the main platform podium, started giving it what for and well, from here you can finishing the fantasy. | Funny how often Gwyneth Paltrow shows up at just the right moment. She's hottin' up with age you know! | I think everyone gets caught out once in a while.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Emphatically, yes! What happened ...? People don't generally know what to say or what to do or where to look so nothing ever happens. Who's caught me ...? Let's see, there was Dad, my little sister, the landlord, the old woman across the street, the missus, my boss at work, that woman with the gimpy leg, ummm let's see, who else, ...?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    out a "Krissy_G" in the park. Might need a bit more practice and a few less interruptions by dogs, but very nice ....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    My sister caught me years ago.   As a teacher I have caught many boys masturbating in class. They think we can't see under the tables. lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    a teammate forgot that we had a team meeting in the captain's hotel room, guess who he was rooming with?If only he moved that quick in the game, lightning has nothing on a guy flogging his log to a porn mag when the whole team bursts into the room. poor bastard

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Krissy_G... I can't believe you did it on the train. To think that I could possibly be sitting next to you when you are masturbating drives me nuts. I will have to keep my eyes open the next time I go to work.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Parents, back in my early teens, lead to some severe awkwardness for a week or so.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    when having a stealth belt, i have very sensitive ears........... :)     i have caught other people though, always good for a giggle

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Many times by mum,, How did she know ??? And some smart comment about dad.!!! ( dont ask)   A couple of times by my aunt... ( Now thats a story) Oh and I caught her aswell ( hehe)   My sister.... She had a bad habbit of walking in whilst I was in or just getting out of the shower...   Girlfriends sister.... I set it up so I guess that dont count.... ( but it worked !!)   And several times by Amanda.. When I was in the backyard sunbaking... (she lived over the back fence)   And a few times on the beach.... with an offer to help !! ummmmm errrr ( thought I was safe)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    thought I was all alone up the back, it was dark everyone seemed to be asleep. I was a quiet as I could be, a bit of a muffled ohhh god   all good   heard a voice in that nice USA drawl said ,that was something to see darlin   yep the second bus driver was right at the back of the bus, I had not seen him go there as I had been snoozing

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    GC-SYD as a teen, sitting alone in the back row as well pmsl was playing with myself. The hot surfer guy in his twenties from the seat in front must have heard and came and helped me out- my first oral sex orgasm!!! Who says travelling by coach sux?Cass xxx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    well i was caught once ..   I was so wounded by the amount of people who knew what i was doing .. Standing up Pants around my ankles on the luggage Carousel at Gatwick airport...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    When I was a young lad I was wanking in my office and a lady co worker came in. I covered myself up very quickly and I could see her staring at my crotch and thinking to herself did i just see what I thought I saw - nah never! She casually talked about work and left. Been working with her for 15 years now -she has never mentioned it!   I cant afford to lose my job these days but what a fantasy that would be - getting caught in the office followed by a romp on the desk :)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    miss bbw i bet they was thinking of you naked as they had a wank in your class i no if i wll there i would

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Had the place to myself one night was 'enjoying the pleasure of my own company' in the living room when suddenly the door locks open and in she came. Fastest I've ever moved. Ramifications well nothing that night except she was particularly load in bed with the flat mate. And, coincidence perhaps but I did end up having a three some with them though I can't say for sure my masturbation was entire the cause of that. Not for sure.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    in the hallway outside my twin sisters room while I was peeking in watching her shag her boyfriend.