Caught red handed! and red faced!

April 01 2016

Just recently I was busted indulging in some solo self love (aka masturbating) The story goes: I arrive home from the gym to an empty house, I'm feeling a little horny so decide "why the hell not!". I have done this many times before and have had a few close calls but never actually been caught directly in the swing of things! I think to myself, from the bedroom I know I can hear the car pull up the driveway and also hear the front door being opened so that is my safety. So I strip off have a quick shower and jump into bed, grab my phone and go to my favourite porn site So about 10mins into a great mff video and my member firmly griped in my hand, the bedroom door swings open and standing there is my girlfriend with a look like she has just seen a ghost and say's "what are you doing? " stunned like a dear in the head lights I reply "umm having a wank!" She then proceeds to tell me that the neighbour is at the front door and wants to talk to me and walks off to tell the neighbour that I'm sleeping. Yes nice of her to cover for me. And as for my so call safety, it helps if I actually close the front door behind me when entering the house and also helps if the girlfriend doesn't decide to stop short on the driveway instead of continuing up into the garage where I can hear her! The problem with this is my girlfriend hates the thought of guys masturbating and finds it a turn off. I would love to hear the stories of being caught red handed from both the men and wemon of redhotpie, as I'm sure I'm not the only one! 😶 Also to the females member out there, how many of you ladies feel the same way as my girlfriend in regards to men masturbating. Do you find it a turn on? or a turn off? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I would of told the neighbour to bugger off and come and joined in 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm deer hunting so if you don't mind, I'd like to reload!!! :p I haven't actually been caught yet, but I'm also pretty paranoid that lock everything down like the Whitehouse with a gunman in it.... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ...on who the guy is. If it's somebody that I'm seeing, then I would find it a real turn on....I would want to watch though. If he's masturbating often as a replacement to having sex with me, then I wouldn't be happy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I personally dont understand how some people can tell a partner that they love, that they dont want them to masturbate. Ive spoken with girl friends over the yrs,when wanking comes up. Sadly some of my friends have thought it is wrong, unnecessary and even a form of cheating ( we have a good sex life so he doesnt need to wank) its different to sex with someone. Its a release and a selfish little pleasure where you dont have to worry about anyone but yourself. But, if I had a partner that prefered to slip off for a bat continually, and it got in the way of our home life ( lawns not mowed? Sorry I had a wank instead.... For the 4th time today) then it could be a problem.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Deep_Purple' I personally dont understand how some people can tell a partner that they love, that they dont want them to masturbate. Ive spoken with girl friends over the yrs,when wanking comes up. Sadly some of my friends have thought it is wrong, unnecessary and even a form of cheating ( we have a good sex life so he doesnt need to wank) its different to sex with someone. Its a release and a selfish little pleasure where you dont have to worry about anyone but yourself. But, if I had a partner that prefered to slip off for a bat continually, and it got in the way of our home life ( lawns not mowed? Sorry I had a wank instead.... For the 4th time today) then it could be a problem. I totally agree - I do not get it! i wouldn't ever take control of my partners body by telling them they can't play with themselves . I haven't been caught myself . If i caught a partner i'd give them a helping 'hand' :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    live by myself now but when I had family coming and going, I'd work my day around 'opportunity' lol but got to the point where it was too hard, not enough opportunity, so just locked the door and went for it, my screams could be heard through the wall by offspring and mates haha too bad. Our house was like a halfway house, always bodies in the lounge in the morning. They would have well got used to hearing my self pleasure

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A previous girlfriend of mine who had keys to my house snuck in one day to catch me in the shower doing some extra cleaning of a firm member much to her horror. Funnily enough she was actually a stripper but could not stand the fact that I was self pleasuring I would of personally though she'd be quite open minded but alas she wasn't. She was extremely jealous too and that relationship run its course pretty darn quick. However my current partner if she catches me she just stands back and watches and knows the show is for her ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm with you on this one. For the hell of me I'll never never understand people objecting to a little self love. To me , it's unnatural NOT to indulge. Besides , how dare someone tell you what you can and can't do with your own body. OP.. I'm sorry mate , but if you don't do something about your GFs insecurities now, I'm afraid your doomed to a life of misery. It's up to her to change , not you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Unless she's an insecure 19 year old I don't understand? Totally agree with the others - I would have been shocked, then smirked - kicked the neighbour out and raced back into watch the action!!! I had a light bulb moment about my own body last year and PoisonIV is completely right - no one has the right to try and control what you do to your body - you own it and no one else. Even voicing an opinion about them thinking you pleasuring yourself is distasteful, gross, weird etc. That's the problem we still have in our society - sex is for pleasure, masturbating is for pleasure. Who wants to deny anyone that?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I've never been 'caught out' as such although might be prone to give the Rottweiler the 'Attack and Hold' command if I was doing anything indoors that I didn't want to become more public. Just kidding about the Rottie...the 'Hold' command would work a treat. That said, I have on numerous occasions shared/made masturbation a regular part of very pleasurable foreplay with the right partner...face it guys, the Sensitive New Age Gal is watching the same thing on her favourite porn website. Confess you female SNAGs... hot chicks dig it!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Very hot, I love it! I don't understand people who think it's wrong :/ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I love seeing a partner wank ! That's a turn on ! If I caught a partner wanking I would more and likely ask to join in or ask if I could have a wank too ! If they where somebody If was really comfortable with ,I probably wouldn't ask! It's even more a turn on for me if there wanking over me wanking over them ! It's so hot!!!!

  • good_guy1984

    good_guy1984

    9 years ago

    Hi guys thanks for all the comments. I think there has been some confusion and I just thought I would clear some things up. My girlfriend has not told me that I can not do it nor did she tell me to stop. I just know because she has told me in the past that she doesn't like seeing guys do it and finds it a turn off. One other thing! I'm starting to get a bit worried that I may be one the only one who had ever been caught after reading some of the replys! Lol. I appreciate the feed back and keep it coming!.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    If it's a guy I'm into, watching him wank will give me pussy twinges for days...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I understand how it can be a turn on for women, in the same way as a woman masturbating is typically a turn on for guys. From my rare looks around the chat rooms, it also happens regularly there (and the thought has crossed my mind to try if there was interest). But even if it turns you on, wouldn't they (men) all look the same after a while? I mean, I know what I do in private, and from an outsider's point of view(ing), there's probably not a huge amount of variation, from my own habits and compared to any other guy. Women masturbating on the other hand, would probably have much more variety possible, so to speak? A mutual masturbation session is something that also intrigues me.

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    9 years ago

    I would have got comfy and watched you finish... I love watching men stroking their cocks.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    If you check the second page of hot topics there is a thread called "ever been caught??" and there are some answers in there - so you won't feel alone 😉 As far as your girlfriend goes, it's a shame that she doesn't find it a turn on for the both of you, but good if she doesn't judge you for it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You are master of your own domain. Dump the girlfriend ,if she wants to control your sexuality..what else will she want to control? xx Freya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You are master of your own domain. Dump the girlfriend ,if she wants to control your sexuality..what else will she want to control? xx Freya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'good_guy1984' Hi guys thanks for all the comments. I think there has been some confusion and I just thought I would clear some things up. My girlfriend has not told me that I can not do it nor did she tell me to stop. I just know because she has told me in the past that she doesn't like seeing guys do it and finds it a turn off. One other thing! I'm starting to get a bit worried that I may be one the only one who had ever been caught after reading some of the replys! Lol. I appreciate the feed back and keep it coming!. For me, masturbating is pretty epic, and not something I would have liked my offspring to walk in on lol hence the effort to try to do it with no-one in the house. But I have been caught out in public, once at the nude beach, legs spread, guy on the phone, really getting into it, others saw, some joined in, not uncommon to be watched there so I'd hardly call that being sprung. But the thing is, for a guy, you can be stroking under the covers, whatever, you can quickly hide what you're doing, well within reason, depending on how close you are to the end. For me, it's legs spread, 2 hands lol bullet cranked up, buzzing away, towards the end, I pull my knees and hips right up high before releasing to get over the hump, and then scream very loudly, so anyone within a few kilometres hears me. For this reason, I'll have a play occasionally but not let myself go towards orgasm, particularly out in public if it's going to offend or in the car. I do have to watch when trucks go past when I'm driving sometimes like to have a little stroke of my kitty and play with my inner thighs while I'm driving, has me nice and relaxed by the time I get home. I imagine I have a guy in the car with me running his hand up into my shorts, which has happened um once or twice

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'good_guy1984' Hi guys thanks for all the comments. I think there has been some confusion and I just thought I would clear some things up. My girlfriend has not told me that I can not do it nor did she tell me to stop. I just know because she has told me in the past that she doesn't like seeing guys do it and finds it a turn off. Quoting 'good_guy1984'My girlfriend has not told me that I can not do it nor did she tell me to stop. I just know because she has told me in the past that she doesn't like seeing guys do it and finds it a turn off. So..... she's happy to watch herself do it TO you.... but not happy for you to do it to yourself. She's a hypocrite LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I've talked about this before but I once stopped an encounter, after sex had started, it wasn't going well and the guy, awesome person, I've nothing but respect for him, and won't go into detail, but he showered, I was feeling bad and told him I was sorry etc he was fine because of other factors which led to us being together in the first place, and just being a quality person, he handled it well. Anyway, I laid back on the bed and was stroking myself, not even realising I was doing it, just a natural thing to do and arousal was partly there. He came out of the shower, I realised what I was doing and said sorry and pulled my hand away. He told me to keep going, he laid down next to me and started stroking himself. It was amazing, be was so turned on watching me, he got there quickly and that was a sight to behold, and it was a very intimate experience. Pussy twinges thinking back on that, he reacted nicely and who knew how we would finish up that day

  • N4November

    N4November

    9 years ago

    Yep, would have told the neighbour to come back tomorrow and jumped into bed and finish you off - after you had done me first ;-) The only time I didn't like a partner to have a wank was if we might play! I'm a greedy girl giving and taking so I needed to know he was bottled up and good to go.... without delay lol! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    "sorry he can't come to the door right, he's acting like a wanker, but if you like to leave a name and number after the moan I'll get him to return your visit as soon as possible :) Mooooooaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!" :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    my previous was typed with dick firmly grasped in hand.....aka tongue in cheek :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Guy arrives home from a boys day out at the races as it was his birthday. House is in darkness as he lives alone. Goes in and feeling a little horny from all the gorgeous girls he was perving and chatting up. Drops his pants as he enters the lounge room and lays on the couch giving it a good stroke. Finishes 5 mins later and laying there in the afterglow. Senses a presence in the room and reaches across to put the lamp on. There was a about 15 people around the dark reaches of the room. Girlfriend had organised a surprise party at his place. But events transpired too quickly and awkwardness prevented the nominated person from switching on the light and yelling......SURPRISE!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    why don't you come & play or have a perve in the chat rooms ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    you should come into the chat rooms

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    if that's your thing ? come into the chat rooms

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    After reading your reply in defence of your GF. I still can't help but feel somethings not quite right. It's just my opinion , but I feel this should be addressed. Have you bothered to ask what it is that makes her uptight about watching a man wank , specially her BF . ? Maybe religious or some unpleasant experience , I can only guess.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I was thinking the same thing..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Be yourself...as soon as you start trying to change who you are to keep some else happy...means you may not be compatible...I would be upfront and tell your lady you like to have a wank and if its a real problem for her then love it or leave it! she has to accept all your good and bad points...if she cant then maybe dump her and move on.

  • Grouse33

    Grouse33

    9 years ago

    I don't think I've every been caught, from memory. But some of these stories are reminding me of the 'Melbourne Wankers' which is a group of men who have regular meets for collective gherkin jerkin'. Their slogan is 'No lips below the hips'. I've never been, but I can only marvel at the sheer pervy genius of the gay community who can openly foster groups like this. Would love to do a mixed version of a self love-in....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    on the "caught red handed" stories - I wasn't the busted party, but one of the busters. A team mate had evidently forgotten that his room was nominated for the team meeting that afternoon, and in rest of us while he was busy partway through a set of high-rate-repetitive-wrist exercises. so... did the mystery person go into the chat rooms to have a perve?