RHP

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Certainties in life

September 29 2014

We all know that there are two, death and taxes but what have you come to expect? Mine are: There are never the things on sale my size It's not you it's me Someone with a big head always sits in front of me at a gig or movie It's a public holiday in Canberra today and I'm the only one in the office Penny for your thoughts

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Will have a smart arse comment on any given subject.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Is uncertainty :-) ...Confuseus xxQ

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Always expect the BMW driver in Chatswood in the far right lane with their right indicator on.... to be turning left.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Anything that can go wrong will go wrong at some point. Another: I only ever get a pimple before an important date of event.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Your busting for a piss and its engaged, I feel sorry for the ladies at sporting events

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    you get laid, everyone wants a piece, when you aren't getting laid, nobody is interested.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    In a car park with more than 30 cars, a spot will become vacant every six minutes or less. Someone (can't remember who) did a mathematical study and came up with the formula. I've tested it often since then and it works every time. Saves me driving around mindlessly! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    some fucktard will still park right next to me!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You pull in and the side you want are all busy with a queue

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    #36

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    that you see at least one cow every single day and if you look around NOW, you will see some thing that is pink within 10mtrs. How true?? Foxy *PMS to those who have a quick look around to see if they see anything pink - do you see something pink??*

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    10 years ago

    The one you choose will always have a wobbly wheel.

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    10 years ago

    my vibrator is pink 😜

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    10 years ago

    Being blunt pisses people off

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    until you give it to them.

  • passion8_l

    passion8_l

    10 years ago

    only ever seems to call me when I'm on the phone

  • PL1963

    PL1963

    10 years ago

    ACA did it once, drove into an underground carpark, stop watch and camera's rolling, they parked in 2 min's, they also filmed the ppl going round, tooting horns, flashing lights and getting worked up, some still hadn't found a spot 10 mins later, it was a "piss cutter". Just like sittin' in traffic & racin' past trucks, they're still there at the next set of lights. Cheers P.L.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Confuse me.. I end up changing my mind several times and the park badly duh....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    are always further away than the men's. Clearly the centers are designed by men who've given no thought to a woman's constant and often urgent need to pee! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    tells you they are honest,usually the opposite is true:-) xxQ

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    It's a certainty that my thoughts are not something that anyone else wants, I'm flat out dealing with them sometimes......💋

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    Your life is the result of the choices you make. If you don't like your life, then it's time to start making better choices...... The key to happiness, is to stay away from assholes....💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    People change life is what you make it and not everybody is going to like you!

  • PL1963

    PL1963

    10 years ago

    You smacked that one right on the head. "Lord, grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change those things I can, and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I may have to kill because they piss me off". Cheers P.L.

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    10 years ago

    lovinit I like rimming :( - Posted from rhpmobile

  • PL1963

    PL1963

    10 years ago

    I don't think Lovin' it's comment was "meant to be taken literally" in the words of John Cleese. FFfffNnnnRrrr. Cheers P.L.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    What we resist persists It is not what you look at that matters ... it's what you see Words are secondary ... thoughts live & they travel far

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    Those assholes are fine honey, try keeping me away from them.... 😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta3' tells you they are honest,usually the opposite is true:-) xxQ Never trust anybody who says "Trust me".

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Trust me. xxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I would like to see Wiley Coyote once catch the Road Runner and say ""I'll give you fucking beep beep"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ... are two days that you can not do anything at all.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    A broken clock is right twice a day. Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    its a good idea to stay away from assholes....but sometimes they follow you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    In times of need you never have as many friends as you thought you did. Sometimes it turns out you have more.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    One of the few certainties in life is that persons of certainty should certainly be avoided. (Willy Russell, The Wrong Boy) A woman's uncertainty is always more accurate than a mans certainty.... (Me) Mrs JT2 OU xx - Posted from rhpmobile

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    10 years ago

    In our house it seems to be fairly certain that the baby will poop just before it's time to get in the car... And life always seems to get busier when I have a good book to read. x Me

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Any movie starring Nicole Kidman will be shit.