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Chocolate is better than sex....

August 19 2010

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and here's a few reasons why.... Chocolate still satisfies when it's softEveryone swallows the cream from the inside of the chocolateYou can GET chocolate. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. With chocolate there's no need to fake it. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. Good chocolate is easy to find. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. With chocolate size doesn't matter. What else is there???? hugs Wayne x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Good one. never thought of chocolate in so many ways. My mind will be more open next time I have some.

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  • coffee4anyone

    coffee4anyone

    14 years ago

    Agree with all Nice guy and girl Tuesday posted... but lets PLEASE remember ohhhh sex is calorie free ...lol coffee with chocolate on top xx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    *giggles*I totally agree chocolate is absolutely, fantastically, amazing...in bed!However, if I had to decide between sex and chocolate.... i'd take both. Mostly because i'm greedy. muhahah ha haw

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Nobody will mind if your chocolate is white, milk or dark .....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    On ya Flash! You are not doing my choccy free diet any good...grr!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    For starters if you're not getting hair in your chocolate you're not spreading the body chocolate far enough along their bodyYou can have safe sex while driving just not safe driving while having sex

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  • masquerading

    masquerading

    14 years ago

    Chocolate will always respect you in the morning; Chocolates won't make you were uncomfortable kinky clothes; Chocolates never need a round of applause; Chocolate will never ask, Am I the best you had? How was that?; A choc will never make a scene cos there are other chocs in the fridge; Chocolates can stay up all night.... and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot; Chocolates don' t tell you they liked you better with long hair; You always know where your chocolate has been; Chocolates don't play the guitar and have to 'find themselves'; 'If you love me you'll swallow that' has real meaning with chocolate; B

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'On ya Flash! You are not doing my choccy free diet any good...grr! There is no such thing... tell me it's not true... a life without Chocolate???? noooooooooooo

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    A life without choccy just aint worth living....hmm, running a taste bud analysis as I type...toblerone? Nope....Cadbury peppermint cream? Hm, Nope, Nestle dark peppermint...oooooo now we're talkin...yummo!!!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Can I have both, chocolate and sex at the same sitting? Do I have to really decide what is nicer……..? Hmmm………I can’t! So I will enlighten you from the beginning……… I would start with a decadent appetizer, a chocolate plate filled with M&M’s, Dark Rum and Raisin chocolate, Chilli Chocolate for the bite, a punnet of strawberries and dipping chocolate both milk and white. I don’t discriminate …..lol. Then we would indulge this with a small glass of Tockay or two …… Then the hot sex, with maybe the left over dipping chocolate being drizzled over certain body parts and enjoyed. So what is better………….I think they are amazing together! Latte xxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    you can get chocolate from Safeway.:)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Aural_Pleazures' you can get chocolate from Safeway.:) Vibrators in chemists now!! And I've seen cock rings on the shelf in Woolworths, too!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I tend to think of chocolate more as an additive...not as an alternative. Perhaps a bit like adding an "octane booster" to a high performance engine...and only limited to indulgence and creativity. Great minds do think alike...or so I am told. | Now then, lilmissflirty...can we go shopping together? I am happy to head for The Chocolate Box...and leave you to browse at your local chemist. Meet you later...somewhere in the middle. | GMTA...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Ok as someone who is on public record as not wanting to have children and having spent the weekend looking after a child for a friend and her hubby so they could go and have a dirty weekend away - yes i know I definately deserve the friend of the year award - I have come to the conclusion that chocolate is definately better for me than sex....at least any consequences of unprotected contact with chocolate just means a few extra hours at the gym and not a life time of this....please i want my child free home back.... Kisses Focus

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I always have extra chocolate around the house....... so there is no need to choose between sex & chocolate...and I was taught to share

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I'm not a chocolate eater, but I would imagine you don't need condoms to enjoy a good chocolate! Sweet

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Lindi white chocolate with whole almonds, I had to eat this sitting down, fucking amazing......

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    chocolate is the reason your bum looks big in that dress. its somewhat of a double edged sword :|

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Benji43' chocolate is the reason your bum looks big in that dress. its somewhat of a double edged sword :| Nothing wrong with my bum... Mrs P

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    We are all taught at school age that there are wants and needs. Needs are things you cannot live without. Food, water, air, shelter....and YES CHOCOLATE IS A NEED. If you dont believe me then try taking away my chocolate stash. At certain times of the month.......I will kill you! With no remorse! cheers, fionabee

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Is it just me or has anyone else noticed a helluva lot of nakie male butts around lately? Have the boys just worked out how to take pics of their rear or is there something far more sinister going on? Is it an anti chocolate campaign? A subversive attempt on behalf of the biys to disrupt our addiction to the delicious smooth substance that provides such delightful stimulation of our taste buds? Hm, I smell a conspiracy....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I'm missing some bums around the place but ewww on choc a block disruption...Hmmm. where's those colour coordinated pegs when I need them?... Hugs... Mrs P

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