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Cock-tails

February 25 2013

I'm on deadline tonight, which means I'm a bit tipsy. Let's lighten the mood a little around here ... If you were a cocktail, what would it be? I'll go first - I'd imagine I'm somewhere between an Old Fashioned and a French Martini. Mr Kinkster should definitely be something on fire - can I perhaps set a Cocksucking Cowboy on fire? What are you? Come to the bar and place your order...MsK x

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  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    In a cocktail shaker over ice pour:1/2 (1 1/2oz.) Italian Vermouth1/2 (1 1/2oz) Dry Gin2 dashes Fernet BrancaStirStrain into a (4 oz.) cocktail glass.Garnish by squeezing an orange peel over the top.mmmmm hanky panky with an Italian ... Si per fevore....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm probably a Rusty Nail... scotch and drambuie, with a twist of lemon. Make it dryer for maximum impact.Actually, maybe I'm a Rob Roy. Scotch, vermouth and bitters. Trying to be classy like a Manhattan, but ginger and mad.Now I'm looking forward to trying one of all the others!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm a Dirty Martini ;) 60ml Gin 15ml extra-dry Vermouth 15ml brine from cocktail olives 1 Green Cocktail Olive Stir the liquid ingredients in a mixing glass with ice . Strain into a chilled cocktail glass . Garnish with the Olive . Uncomplicated , Addictive & a bit Dirty ;)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I so wanna be shaken and stirred...but OMG I love a brandy stinger,white creme de menthe and brandy,now that is an orgasm for me

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    Toblerone... . - 1 nip of hazelnut flavored liqueur eg. frangelico- 1 nip of coffee flavored liqueur eg. kahlua- 1 nip of irish cream whisky eg. baileys- 1 tablespoon of honey- 2 nips of cream- chocolate syrup- ice cubes Method:Put the frangelico, kahlua, baileys, honey, and cream into a cocktail shaker with the ice. Shake vigorously. Pour chocolate syrup into the side of a balloon glass and rotate the glass to create a pattern on its inside with the chocolate syrup. Gently strain the mix from the cocktail shaker into the glass. Decorate the drink with some flaked chocolate, and the rim of the glass with strawberries. . Pure Decadence! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Vodka Martini made with Grey Goose of course, a twist of lemon and one olive.   heaven

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A Screwdriver, please. Simple, innocent and fresh, but with an unexpected kick. Ahh, who the fuck am I kidding, I'm a Flaming Homer! Ingredients: - 1 oz brandy - 1 oz peppermint schnapps - 1 oz sloe gin - 1 oz blackberry liqueur - 1 oz strawberry juice - cough syrup Preparation: - Pour all the ingredients except the cough syrup in a highball glass - Stir - Float cough syrup on the top - Ignite with a match - Extinguish before drinking (optional) There you have it: Fresh, sweet, hot, intense and quite possibly nauseating!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    1 medium ripe, peeled and pureed peach4 - 6 oz ChampagnePour peach puree into glass and slowly add champagne. Stir gently. Garnish with a peach slice.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I think I forgot the tequila.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    How on earth did you forget the flamming Tequila??? I'll be the VIRGIN MARY... A Foxy Virgin Mary...- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    12 years ago

    With a lick of salt and a suck of lime in whatever order you like.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    Straight, neat, strong.... and complex.DG

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A very dry Martini with the olive of course.I have no idea how to make one though, for that matter any cocktail lol

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Bump!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ingredients:1 oz Peach Schnapps1 tsp Bailey’s Irish Cream2 drops Grenadine Directions:Pour the Peach Schnapps into a large shot glass.Slowly add the Bailey’s and top with the grenadine.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Over crushed lime and ice

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A Multiple Screaming Orgasm!VodkaKahluaBaileys& milk on ice ................ very satisfying .... but I'm greedy.... so I'd follow it up with a...Menage a Trois chaser.......25 ml dark rum25 ml Cointreau25 ml single cream120 strawberryice........... shake, strain, serve

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ingredients: Gin Vermouth Olives Preparation: Pour gin, vermouth and olives down the sink. Drink whiskey.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Bu tini Malibu with Guava Juice