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Copiously cascading cum cannons cause concern for conscientious cleaners
April 04 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Apart from being inspired by all the discussion about cumming and facials and pornesque performances, and apart from feeling a bit mad, this thread was inspired by my own experience earlier this week. I hadn't cumulative in a week - something of a minor record - due to being unwell. When I finally "got back in touch with myself", it was, how shall I say, a voluminous and energetic experience. But I lost some. In my self induced bliss, I'd kept half an eye on trajectories... and the one that went zing nor-norwest I just couldn't find to clean up later. Nowhere to be found. Still haunting me, it's gotta be *somewhere*... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
ate it
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Mischeviouslad
12 years ago
In anticipation of wild and nasty stories from guys strangely promoting buckets of ejaculate and three point shooting... I'll say Meso..... It's where all magicians find stuff... .....behind your ear! There really was something about Mary. lol DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
how aptly named you are,...Messo indeed .Very uncumfortable ,I do hope you find it before it drops down onto some poor unsuspecting ahem...guest's head.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You can rely on the Ants to find any of your un-found Sprog . GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Jizz, Messy! I was once with a guy who wanted to come on my chest. Turned out that he, ehhr, had so much to give, that when I got up you could see the outline of my entire upper body on the sheet.
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RHP User
12 years ago
only about men's talents for painting things or are you also referring to girly jizz too?Glad to hear you're feeling better OP. My story? Well, lets just say that my ex and I had to started shutting the door when the dog enjoyed licking the carpet ... ICK.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Gotta love making cum angels on the sheets!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I watched a woman make a cum angel from all her squirting. :P
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thread for everyone! Squirt or splodge! ....how long will it take autocorrect to learn I use cumulative far less than cum!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Your cup runneth over. That reminds me of an erotic story I was reading recently. 0:-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
know someone who knew someone who claimed they could make their cum hit the ceiling when they masturbated (true story). We think he was a bit of a wanker....geddit? hehehe.
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RHP User
12 years ago
A dark coloured bed sheet framed and hung on the wall after being used in an enthusiastic orgy?
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RHP User
12 years ago
splodgethat word makes me giggle
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RHP User
12 years ago
opportunity here Messo.Collect all that cum and bake cum cakes.The cup cake will becum redundant as an adult delicacy...the chocolate cum cake ,will cum into its own...Men will line up outside of bakeries to deliver fresh produce,it will give a whole new meaning to professional wanking,men will be proud of their wankability,no longer hiding in closets.Cum cakes will change the world.
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RHP User
12 years ago
It might be in your hair honey??? If its there...I'll wash it out. ;-) You poor bugger, loosing a couple hundred little swimmers...Maybe put an add in the "Lost and Found" section of the paper 'Wanking man explodes-lost funds" ?? Hope you find them!!!...FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile
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