RHP

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Copiously cascading cum cannons cause concern for conscientious cleaners

April 04 2013

All this talk of cum... (over there >>> and up there ^^^^ and across there <---) makes me think its time to stop with all this cerebral chit-chat and take it back a notch. Way back to basics.Cum disaster stories (my eye, my eye!)? Outrageous claims of cum shooting prowess (rivers of jizz, right?)? C'mon lads, how far can you shoot that thing? Over your shoulder? Around corners?(this is an entirely silly thread, for light-hearted fun - no-one, really, gives two-hoots about your cumminess)

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  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Apart from being inspired by all the discussion about cumming and facials and pornesque performances, and apart from feeling a bit mad, this thread was inspired by my own experience earlier this week. I hadn't cumulative in a week - something of a minor record - due to being unwell. When I finally "got back in touch with myself", it was, how shall I say, a voluminous and energetic experience. But I lost some. In my self induced bliss, I'd kept half an eye on trajectories... and the one that went zing nor-norwest I just couldn't find to clean up later. Nowhere to be found. Still haunting me, it's gotta be *somewhere*... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    ate it

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    In anticipation of wild and nasty stories from guys strangely promoting buckets of ejaculate and three point shooting... I'll say Meso..... It's where all magicians find stuff... .....behind your ear! There really was something about Mary. lol DG

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    how aptly named you are,...Messo indeed .Very uncumfortable ,I do hope you find it before it drops down onto some poor unsuspecting ahem...guest's head.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You can rely on the Ants to find any of your un-found Sprog . GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Jizz, Messy! I was once with a guy who wanted to come on my chest. Turned out that he, ehhr, had so much to give, that when I got up you could see the outline of my entire upper body on the sheet.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    only about men's talents for painting things or are you also referring to girly jizz too?Glad to hear you're feeling better OP. My story? Well, lets just say that my ex and I had to started shutting the door when the dog enjoyed licking the carpet ... ICK.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Gotta love making cum angels on the sheets!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I watched a woman make a cum angel from all her squirting. :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Thread for everyone! Squirt or splodge! ....how long will it take autocorrect to learn I use cumulative far less than cum!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Your cup runneth over. That reminds me of an erotic story I was reading recently. 0:-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    know someone who knew someone who claimed they could make their cum hit the ceiling when they masturbated (true story). We think he was a bit of a wanker....geddit? hehehe.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A dark coloured bed sheet framed and hung on the wall after being used in an enthusiastic orgy?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    splodgethat word makes me giggle

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    opportunity here Messo.Collect all that cum and bake cum cakes.The cup cake will becum redundant as an adult delicacy...the chocolate cum cake ,will cum into its own...Men will line up outside of bakeries to deliver fresh produce,it will give a whole new meaning to professional wanking,men will be proud of their wankability,no longer hiding in closets.Cum cakes will change the world.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    It might be in your hair honey??? If its there...I'll wash it out. ;-) You poor bugger, loosing a couple hundred little swimmers...Maybe put an add in the "Lost and Found" section of the paper 'Wanking man explodes-lost funds" ?? Hope you find them!!!...FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile