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Craziest thing you've done to get laid
October 04 2014
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RHP User
10 years ago
Beg:-) xxQ
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RHP User
10 years ago
Wait, that wasn't it... I stayed at a kind of hostel there and, one day, an American girl showed up. Part of my arrangement at the hostel involved some driving and, getting further into Winter, there were fewer people to accommodate so, on this particular night, I only had to pick up my boss and this girl I was infatuated with. But, having a knack for getting away with certain things, I ditched my boss and enjoyed a more private trip home, stopping a little short of the hostel to confess just what was on my mind. That was my first, long overdue kiss and it was pretty darn good. I had some serious apologising to do when my boss turned up bright and early the next day but, strangely, I wasn't actually sorry. It just wouldn't have been the same if he'd been in the car. ;) As for getting laid, if I can find someone that wants to hold my hand or just spend any time with me at all, everything else seems to take care of itself.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Qefenta3' Beg:-) xxQ I guess for me it would be to pay cash...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Big bucks. Begging. Renting a box for the grand final. Delivering a truck load off beer. Offering up my girlfriends. Washing their car. Dressing up like a cook, well it was his fantasy!
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RHP User
10 years ago
But cook as well helps
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6exxy
10 years ago
I wrecked a great car. Obviously not on purpose but all the same. I had a red Porsche. I was partying and was beyond drunk and it was 3am. I got in my car to visit a body call. I lost control as it was raining really heavy. Hit a telephone pole. When I came to mins later after the accident no one was there. I drove off and competed my mission. I think I took out my frustration on her until 7am when I left for home. Had the car picked and was told it was a write off. Only accident I ever caused and I lost a car I loved. Seriously dude what are you doing!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Still waiting for the payoff.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I don't think I've ever experienced that feeling that you speak of LD. I have two hands; and a bank balance that sees to it that I have options in the event that I get THAT feeling. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I just said "Fuck me, right here, right now." Not too inspired, I know.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Booked flight to Sydney, hotel and babysitter on 4 days notice for a 12 hour all nighter. It was exhausting and expensive but an amazing experience and she was definitely worth it. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
...it looks like there's a lot of hungry girls in the forums these days! Give these ladies more bite-sized goodies I say.
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yankmychain56
10 years ago
Some company christmas party. Not sure if it was fancy dress or just come as you are, as some were dressed to kill and others not.she was SMOLDERING hot...with just jeans a tube top, and spiked heels.She said yes, I took her downstairs. It was obviously loud, noisy, and smelly. All that moving machinery must have turned her on. finger fuck.blow job.then i needed to see if my piston would fit in her cylinder.it did.over and over and over.....
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Tall74nHard9
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' I just said "Fuck me, right here, right now." Not too inspired, I know. Doesn't have to be inspired, but I'll bet that will pretty much work everytime... Tall
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PL1963
10 years ago
On the contrary, clear, concise, straight forward and I'm sure left the other person(s) in no doubt as to your intentsions. I'd give a "Big Bravo, A +". Gotta' love a lady that knows what she wants and I'm sure gets it. Cheers P.L.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You are priceless:-) xxQ
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
Saying yes/ok, when I should've said no... 😬 Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
where do I start?
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
Saying NO when I should've said YES! Arrrgh the crazy dumb and silly things we do and say!!!! Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' I don't think I've ever experienced that feeling that you speak of LD. Is it that you've never had that feeling, or you've never let yourself have that feeling?
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RHP User
10 years ago
If I were brutally honest with myself; I'd have to say I've never allowed myself to get to a point where I felt as though I was essentially not in control of myself. Scares the hell out of me. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' If I were brutally honest with myself; I'd have to say I've never allowed myself to get to a point where I felt as though I was essentially not in control of myself. Scares the hell out of me. I strongly suspected that was the case. Of course, you're not the only one who is scared by that, many are.
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RHP User
10 years ago
... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
went when I was 15 when a strapping young man who happened to be the nephew of a friend of my parents who popped over for a visit so while the adults were busy mingling, I was getting amorous with him. We ended up getting all hot and heavy and down to business in a half built house at the top of my street. He was from out of town and I never saw him again. It all started then and it pretty much hasn't stopped, lol.
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8055XXX
10 years ago
Sold a couch. She had to.come to collect it. She did end up taking it that night... IT wasnt the couch. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
I don't "get" laid or try to 'get' laid. The craziest things Ive done have been while in the seduction process that leads to being laid. (pulling her into a lane way beside several police and taking her against a wall in the darkness but still in their sight was a little crazy)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yes, this would be the most extreme for me. Earlier this year I got chatting online with a young lady. Her fantasy was to be blindfolded, tied up, spanked, fucked and photographed by a stranger. Letting myself into her place with the key she left in the hiding place, just as she told me. Very strange. Finding her naked face down on her bed. Applying the blindfold and bondage. A slow build up, doing all the things I'd been told she liked. Slackening the ropes so she could raise her ass, finishing the photo (her camera) series with a set of my cock entering her inch by inch. Then finally fucking her just as she wanted, until her moans and the rhythmic squeezing of her pussy told me I could unload finally. I cleaned up, untied her, massaged her, covered her with the doona and left as if I'd never been there. She never saw my face in real life. She was happy with the experience afterwards, and boy so was I! This is a more detailed version of an answer to another post- apologies for that. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' I don't "get" laid or try to 'get' laid. It's a figure of speech DG. Of course if I'd written the OP with you specifically in mind I would have put something along the lines of, "what's the craziest thing you've done to actively show a woman your manly manliness, thereby inspiring her womanly femininity until she ultimately has no choice but to yield to your all-consuming, intoxicating man-presence, and melts into a puddle of woman-goo at your feet", but I was just addressing it generally to the mere sexual mortals on here.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' I don't "get" laid or try to 'get' laid. "DG, the Masculine Layer".
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PL1963
10 years ago
Love a lady that knows what she wants and gets it. Cheers P.L.
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TheLuckyOne
10 years ago
I love you! You seriously crack me up!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Joined this site HMMMM what a dumb idea
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RHP User
10 years ago
They can see the build up in me and it effing scares them. Ive done a lot when in that heightened mood. I think the next time mees that way Im going to an adult cinema and get fucked by everyone there. Havnt done that one in ages :)
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