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Crazy Texts
December 05 2017
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fantasy1971
7 years ago
Once had a girl tell me she wanted kids with me.......nasty stuff 😜😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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The_Antichrist
7 years ago
I remember a friend who’d I’d started seeing(but then stopped seeing as she’d met someone else.....3 times lol) asking for a lift home from the pub as she wasn’t feeling well... So I was passing through, picked her up dropped her off and she said “aren’t ya coming in?” “Errr nope, I’m tired, got the kids tomorrow, and you’re sick so I don’t wanna catch ya diseases” I said... She admitted soon enough she wasn’t sick, and that she wanted to hang out....after 3 opportunities she’d had, I decided she needed a lesson in how to treat people.... “Nahh I’m good thanks as I said I’m tired...” I got back to the truck as I wasn’t in a place then, and get this text “AREN’T I GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK??” My reply?? “Nope...good night...” I woke up to her barrage the next morning after turning off the phone....yeah she was saltier than the women here ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
...''I'm in the back seat of your car. Hurry up!'' My car was in a secure executive private park underground in the city...how in the hell did she get in? Not all seasoned car thieves are men and just damn glad she didn't boost my car...too! Best...... CM
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RHP User
7 years ago
Both our profiles were looking for a fuck buddy, not friends with benefits, a fuck buddy. We saw each other a few times, about once or twice a fortnight when my kids were with their mum, then it became sleepovers and then I got the text saying she has found someone else as she was sick of being my “dirty little secret”, “ why can’t I met your kids” etc. Moral of the story, don’t say you want “x” when you actually want “y”. The end.
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Mischeviouslad
7 years ago
The text from out of the blue read... "Hi (my name) I would like to be picked up from this wedding in town tonight and taken home and fucked deep and hard. Are you up for it?" I wonder if the groom noticed 🤔 Hahaha Joking. 😜 She was a bridesmaid. - Posted from rhpmobile
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boobsandbusted
7 years ago
from a random person via here a year or so ago , saying hi ,i think i’m i’m in your area turn your lights on , to let me know if you want me to come in and pleasure you both , LIGHTS WERE NOT TURNED ON , !!!!!! and that is when i turned off that exact location thing in settings ,grrrrrrrr. mr b . - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
While sitting at a bus stop waiting for a lover, I received a pic of me sitting in there in the seat with nothing said. Needless to say it was not from lover I was meeting, but another. 🙈🙊 Ms Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
Ms Foxy
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RHP User
7 years ago
On another siteContacted a guy who had hot profile pics but no face picsSent him message to chat on KIKWas suspicious when I asked for a face pic and got a dick oneScreening and google searched his profile pics.Even after finding his pictures all over pinterest and one of the original pictures from a magazine he still insisted they were his even after being caught out,Really????
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RHP User
7 years ago
That is extremely creepy
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Sawadee
7 years ago
I do remember the sexiest thing ever said to me in a moment of passion.. I was having dinner in a up market restaurant in Patong with a hostess Id meet on the flight over.. After quite a few drinks and lots and lots of amorous flirting she leans over and whispers ... I can't wait to see you naked , can we go now ? What ? I wasn't thinking quite that far ahead , but I can tell you I quickly caught up.. Only a few words and I still get movement from the memory.
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Wow. Both pretty creepy.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Not creepy or salty, but it made me mad as hell. Got a message from a dude who said he was in Perth for the night and would I like to hang out with him in his flash hotel room? Kicker was the last paragraph saying he'd make sure I was rewarded financially. Charming.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Whilst obviously misplaced, given the amount of women jumping on the sugar dating bandwagon it doesn’t surprise me.
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RHP User
7 years ago
...do be careful with texts and more so with those P2P programs like KIK, WhatsApp et all. Those are are so easy to crack and/or trace hence I would not nor ever use them. Period. Full Stop. They are called ''vulnerability leaks'' but more like floods. They come with a free ''Creepy'' plug-in too! Just sayin' and if you are interested...hit up Dr. Google! Best.......CM the cautious and a never hacked hacker.
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RHP User
7 years ago
20 dick pics without a hello The stalker who consistently hassles you after saying no and then abuses you when you tell them to go away ($#%^ off)
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
If not KIK What would you use then? I don’t worry so much on RHP because mostly I meet out of area but when I date local men on other sites sometimes this worries me. - Posted from rhpmobile
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Quoting 'midnightblue71' 20 dick pics without a hello That must be some kind of record? Can anyone beat that? Also I'm feeling shortchanged by RHP in regards to expression emoji's. They need more scope.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Depending on your phone (Andoid or iOS) ... have a look for programs like Signal, Secure Chat, Telegram, Ceerus, Pryvate, etc. There are quite a few that are now encrypted and relatively secure...these are amongst the forerunners. I avoid the issue by using the regular text/messaging on my iPhone albeit do know the person reasonably well prior to coughing up my number. Nothing is 100% ... just ask Dow Chemicals who copped a hack out of a China based server that came in via a little leak in Google. The scary thing there is that Dow manufactures chemical warfare viruses and to some extent, weaponry. *shrugs*....ohhhhh well.
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The_Phoenix
7 years ago
No. 21 is on its way... Was each one posed? Changes in lighting?. Several styles of underwear, maybe a few “filters” and some bunny ears. Far out that’s a lot of effort without a hello. Oh, hello BTW 😉 Couldn’t help it sorry... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Who Knew?? 20 of them all different from soft to hard if I flicked through them fast enough it was like a movie.
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
Recently I was asked out on a date by our builder. I didn't know what to say, so I said (jokingly) "Ask my mother". So they did! 😆 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
7 years ago
not in to sending pics of my dick - certainly not before meeting (i love the look of anticipation and eagerness when she first sees it!) recently a lady sent me many pics of herself (flap snaps a mate calls them) and begged for a dick pic! so I sent her a picture of Donald Trump.
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Mischeviouslad
7 years ago
Lucky he isn't a watermelon...........but is a dipshit a fruit or a vegetable?!
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
What a way to make a woman feel like a melon bucks. 😕 I wonder, if you tapped the watermelon and listened, would there be a pleasant drum sound, or a dull thud. 😊 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
7 years ago
Try the Melon Cola😜
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RHP User
7 years ago
A guy from here messaged me to ask if he could shit on my chest... no, that's not a typo
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RHP User
7 years ago
Haha how could you refuse an offer like that? ☺
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RHP User
7 years ago
had plenty of not so great messages, not so much weird or bizarre, just shocking the level of disrespect on occasion. Delivered disrespect myself when A. I get frustrated trying to get real and current vision or B. Vision that actually shows their body C. Freshly showered out of work clothes, is that too much to ask lol But I can't think of any funny ones I've received, a few language barrier fails that had me roflmao 😂 I've said this before on here, but I once stuffed up, messaging two guys at the same time. Long story short, guy 1 was a long term fb, we were about 2 yrs in at that point and our meets were explosive/passionate. He was kinky and the sexting was full on. Guy 2 was a new contact, easing in getting to know him. I sent a reply to guy 1 but actually sent it to guy 2 😂 Shit it was over the top for an early message. I can't remember exactly what I said, but something about sticking me over the bonnet of the car, not shocking in itself, but didn't fit into our line of conversation, totally out of left field lol I realised immediately after hitting send and dropped to the floor, screaming/laughing/panicking 😊 I had no choice but to regroup and do damage control but then came his reply "Fuck yeah 😛😜" All good 👍
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Tall74nHard9
7 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...''I'm in the back seat of your car. Hurry up!'' My car was in a secure executive private park underground in the city...how in the hell did she get in? Not all seasoned car thieves are men and just damn glad she didn't boost my car...too! Best...... CM How the hell did she know where to find your car in the first place ??? Tall
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
And come back to this. Meander and Betty. Mother, Mary and Joseph is it any wonder we become cynical LOL Touch, that guy thought all his Christmases had come at once getting your message ha ha. Hey, has the messaging notifications has changed? In hot topics they used to come up as listed by date of comment but it doesn't seem to happen anymore. Its annoying because when you look you assume theres no new comments so you miss them. or maybe its just lag?
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RHP User
7 years ago
I've noticed new comments doesn't necessarily jump the topic up the list but haven't consistently checked it out to see if it happens all the time or if there's any pattern rather
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RHP User
7 years ago
Grammar 😊
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RHP User
7 years ago
Quoting 'fantasy1971' Once had a girl tell me she wanted kids with me.......nasty stuff 😜😉 - Posted from rhpmobile My friend had a girl tell him that. That was over 10 years ago, they're now happily married with 2 kids - works for some...
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RHP User
7 years ago
Also in response to notmyrealname Just by chance, I was watching some comedy standup the other day and given that I love Rita Rudner, I watched some of her stuff. One of her jokes was about how to end a relationship. She said she simply told them she loved them, wanted to marry them and have their children, and that was the last she heard from them, that they almost left skid marks lol 😂
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