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Cum, where?

November 30 2014

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Was giving my gorgeous hubby a BJ yesterday morning. Picture this, my head hanging off the bed, him straddling my face going for it. He announces he is going to cum, all good till he gets some in my mouth ( that was the intention) some on my lips ( still close) and a load full up my nose! Let me tell you, it did not feel nice at all! I was going to sit up to stop the burning feeling in my nose but if I did I would have head butted his testes. He sat there in hysterics, whilst I yelled that he get me something to clean up. Another time I squirted my self in the face. Was being fucked by a gorgeous man, he pumped into me, I squirted and I got a face full 😳 My question dear forumites is, where have you accidentally (or on purpose) got cum? Mary xx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Remind me to bring a raincoat...

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  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    Accidentally all over my keyboard. I'll tell Tara I did on purpose and see if I get way with it. Out of interests, what did hubby get to clean up with Mary, I'm taking notes here? Better to have it and may not need it, than to need it and not have it. Mado Mado Tara xx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    If I had a blacklight, my place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

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  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    Jay-me, honey I travel with a waterproof mattress protector, I'll have us both covered, though I can't promise that it will all stay on the protector 😘 Now Mado, hubby grabbed the nearest thing, my nice shirt. I had my eyes closed trying to not think about cum in my nose, I clean up, open my eyes and realize its my new shirt 😁 so DO NOT follow Andy's course of action ! Meander, it's interesting the distance that cum can travel! Mary xx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Not mine, but the best movie quote I heard this year.

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  • inspirit

    inspirit

    10 years ago

    with cum in my hair

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  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    On my Ben&Jerry ice-cream..... I didn't know to laugh or cry - but I still ate it. Foxy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' with cum in my hair I went clubbing like that once. Hadn't considered any blacklights in the place until now. No wonder I was popular that night.

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  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    ... straight up my own nose. D'oh!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Lol

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Lying on my back in the throes of passion, I withdrew just on the vinegar stroke. I heard a *splat* as the first shot hit the wall behind my head, then took the second shot just below my eye.Good range, but the aim was (thankfully) a bit off..

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    It's funny when you meet someone and they squirt and forget to tell you they do, I almost drowned!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    it was no accident though. I was particularly not putting out because he was being an arse at the time so he said he was going to fuck me behind my knee and cum in my ear, and he did, pmsl.

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  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    I always give my beautiful playmates a warning. Those that play with me often know exactly what to expect 😎 and a drowning almost always ensues 😊 Mary xx

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  • normangela

    normangela

    10 years ago

    Mary does let you know as I can attest to, but it is all that much more fun especially if you have a few towels around

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ag4mg92' I always give my beautiful playmates a warning. Those that play with me often know exactly what to expect 😎 and a drowning almost always ensues 😊 Mary xx Getting a warning like that would send me over the edge, I like hearing that, it means Im doing my job ;)If I drown like that its a good death lol

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I do love a blowjob but when you're well not it and the lady say "dont cum on me" sort of kills the mood and I know it will be on me, I just feel its wasted

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' If I had a blacklight, my place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting. You've got issues, Mea.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'SimpleNeeds2'You've got issues, Mea.

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  • loveorall

    loveorall

    10 years ago

    I would love to feel / make you squirt everywhere all over the place, and it would be sexy if it happened while my tongue was licking your pussy or I was deep inside you at the time causing you to squirt :-) When I cum, it's always a lot of it and shoots out everywhere with force so quickly. Have never been able to slowly cum. At the time I was (22y old) seeing a (31y old) lady and she made it her mission to try an make me cum slowly. Without notice when I was laying down she tied my hands up and gave me a slow HJ, right at the point when I was about to cum, she took her hands away thinking it would just slowly dribble out of me... Nope... Fail.. And cause she wasn't holding on to my cock while it was throbbing / twitching around, the angle of my cock cause me to cum straight up in the air everywhere spraying back down over my face everywhere. She cleaned me up and we had a good laugh n joke about it together, - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    Any aspect of your description would make me one happy lady and you one very wet young man ;) Foxy, I had Ben & Jerry's for the first time the other day, yep cum or not I would have eaten my ice cream too. Mary xx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' with cum in my hair

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Every time I look at all the subjects, I always read cum whore. ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Firstly my favourite place to come on a chick is just above there sexy little butt hole while there bent rite over in the doggy possy, so I can sit back and watch it slide down over the ass and spread its self over the pussy. A good dirty girl would use it as finger lube in both holes as she feels it slide down. That's my idea of fucking sexy! When I have time to play with myself and I'm alone I like to lay on my back, tease and take myself to the brink of cumming multiple times, which then makes me start to drip a very sticky pre cum (I always taste the drips! Is that normal haha) I use that cum to lube the head of it then when Im ready I always squeeze really tight then get shoot it across my chest if it's a big load I'll cop the first wave on the stomach next shot usally hits anywhere from the chin to the headboard and the 3rd shot could end up anywhere,usally the belly button aka the shot glass. Depending on the lady :) I've filmed that for a select few partners. They loved seeing it but do all girls like that!

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