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Cunning Stunts lol stupid actions
November 30 2015
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RHP User
9 years ago
I just love saying cunning stunts, try saying it really fast 10 times - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Stunning c...ts 😋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Haha i'm sure there wouldn't be any complaints - Posted from rhpmobile
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lovman8
9 years ago
expose your stunning c......or just your knickers?
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compressor
9 years ago
well I bet I_touch_myself2 looked hot in the situation even though it must have really hurt
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Nearly peeed on an electric fence once, just realised in time :-)
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Was a part time guide for a white water rafting company for awhile, anyway, me and a couple of the other guys thought it would be a good idea to raft 10km down a flooded river, made it but damn dangerous, capsized several times but luckily no one drowned
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RHP User
9 years ago
Haha well let me pose the question, have any of you guys actually peed on an electric fence? Love to know the outcome of that, ouch is right 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ok, Ok, yes, we DID nick the "Canberra University" sign from the main drive! The year was 1987 and they (Canberra Uni) had just beaten us (Hawkesbury Ag College) in hockey during the inter-uni games (their biased umpiring was to blame). In justifiable retaliation, during the culminating Uni Ball, we nicked their big sign. Was no mean feat as the sign was about 4 foot wide and 12 foot long and suspended 10 feet off the ground on 3 big poles. Took about an hour and a half to unbolt the stupid thing and then it wouldn't fit in the bloody bus!! So we loaded it into the back of an old station wagon and took off with it back to the Girl Guides Lodge that we were staying in. The thing stuck way out the back of the station wagon and we couldn't shut the tail gate, so a few of us sat on it so it wouldn't slide out the back. Trouble was it was so long it scraped the road every time we bounced, sending up a shower of sparks 20 feet long! (hardly inconspicuous at midnight!). We had to knock out the rivets holding the two sections together to enable us to get it on the bus the next morning. When we got back to HAC, we hung it on display from the balcony of "G Block" for a few hours then stashed it under "F Troop" (a old hut where the farriers lived) with the intention to re-erecting it (complete with new poles) down at the "Keg Grounds" (a spot in the middle of the campus woods where we held keg parties). HAC received an official complaint from his counterpart in Canberra however, and during the subsequent investigation I was invited into the Deans office for a little chat. Of course I denied any knowledge of the incident and was released (with a wink and a warning that said sign (of which we did not have possession of) was NOT to reappear for "quite some time"). Consequently (to my knowledge) and 30 odd years latter, it is still under F Troop, awaiting discovery! A pity ,as it really WOULD have looked good down in the bush!......... There! Now that!s finally off my chest after all these years!!...... And a big hullo to all those HAC Old Boys and Old Girls out there in RHP land!!....xx Obi1
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RHP User
9 years ago
I just may have outed myself completely.
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Haha well let me pose the question, have any of you guys actually peed on an electric fence? Love to know the outcome of that, ouch is right 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile However, I have it from someone that actually did it, that it is not recommended. (as the shock can actually keep a large Bull away from the fence) Also heard of a woman that did the same thing and was not really keen to do it again. Definitely tickled her fancy
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RHP User
9 years ago
Be afraid......be very afraid..... Obi1
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hahaha shit I meant a small sign. That's so funny omg - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
But you lot have to spill first, you have to put out before you get anymore from me. Actually my worst ones I couldn't put on the forum here lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
After a long session of footy and with the silly session in full swing , off we went to Hawaii . Did all the silly things footy players do , but no trouble except when a few of us went to buy a fishing rod... We found this big shop in Honolulu which had racks and racks of all size fishing rods .. All good, except when I pulled a rod off the rack to show a mate and it somehow got caught in the fan above us... Well' the noise.. first the ding ding ding ding then somehow the sale tag got caught and the rod was ripped straight out of my hands and was flying around the room.. My so called mates who were laughing their silly heads off , left the shop and me to explain to the shop owner why his fishing rod was doing loop d loop... He really had the shits and told me ( in between ducking our heads ) I'd have to pay for it and the damage.. Anyway, I did the right thing and bought the rod which wasn't too badly damaged.. and never even got to use it .. I gave it to the cleaner at our hotel for her son... Funny now, lol...
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RHP User
9 years ago
I was part of a group of activists who were working towards closing down institutions for people with intellectual and physical disabilities.Our aim was for those people to have community based options,one institution St.Nicholas hospital owned two houses in Carlton which our group decided to occupy until the State Government agreed that people with disabilities would be able to live there rather than a senior bureaucrat ..there was TV coverage of our squat and even though we had disguised ourselves I was recognised by a department staff person..by my nose..lol My boss quizzed me about my involvement and of course I lied..I managed to hang on to my job but after that my boss always called me the Young Socialist Worker,his attempt at humour ...oh and a year or so later St Nicholas Hospital closed down and the residents all moved into shared houses..it was a terrible place,the subject of a book and film based on the experiences of Annie McDonald called Annie's Coming Out,one of the residents xxFreya
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RHP User
9 years ago
Wow you're a very interesting person, like an onion with layers lol and obviously put others before yourself, an inspiration I have to say. Nice story. Recognized by your nose made me giggle 😀 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Twisted_Mister
9 years ago
2 signs in my teenage years, which finished my career in thievery as I was busted by the cops both times.... Thought it was a good idea to sit on the roof of my mate's house with a few others because the view would be better. When lightning struck and exploded a tree next door there was some impromptu skydiving going on, only without parachutes! We all took time to heal from that one..... There's a 90 foot rapelling tower at the front of my old infantry battalion in Townsville. One night on return there, severely refreshed I decided to climb it, which I did before passing out at the top. Some hours later I was noticed by the battalion guard, of whom four of them spent over an hour manouevering me back to terra firma. Needless to say I woke up in the battalion cells with a massive black eye, courtesy of one of the guards (other members of the battalion rostered for overnight guard duty) who nearly fell off the tower trying to get me down. All these incidents, needless to say were preceded by an ale or two. Oh, and I fell out of a helicopter, but I only did that once. - Posted from rhpmobile
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PatchworkGirl
9 years ago
Oh I want to hug you! Annie's Coming Out is one of my favourite books - not because it's enjoyable, but because of the sheer strength of spirit it demonstrates. xoxo
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Haha well let me pose the question, have any of you guys actually peed on an electric fence? Love to know the outcome of that, ouch is right 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile I peed on an electric fence when I was 16-17. I was fishing and walking through farm land when following the river, a place I knew well and knew the zappy fence was there. Returning to the car I need a pee and stopped at the fence, rested the fishing rod against the A ladder (used to avoid the zap) and proceeded to pee. I only got a short zap as the stream crossed the wire maybe a 1/4 of a second. from that I could feel from the eye to the bladder for a few days and advise against it!!! The worst pain my pecker has been put through is from a welding burn. I was doing a structural weld that I knew was going to be crack tested and quality of weld was important. It was a 45+deg day in Karratha and to wear the leather coat while working out in the sun is just not worth it (I thought). I was crouching down welding and it is common to get splatter from the welding burn through shirt, pants or socks. MOST splatter blobs will go cold before burning the skin but can still fell the heat and flick it off. In this case crouched down a big blob dropped into the fold of my pants, and it lined up with the eye of the pecker. I felt it and tried to wiggle out of the way without stopping the weld (best if weld is done in one run without stopping). My repeated squirming at the groin failed to relocate and I stupidly finished the weld, then dropped the welder and jumped up to remove the blob. The blob then ran down my pants leg and into my sock. The result was me running to the loo with 1 work boot, half hopping, holding my cock and vocalising my feelings with 20 workmates looking confused, then laughing. The burn lined up 100% with the eye and the size of a 5cent coin, it hurt like all f---- when peeing for 2 weeks, and took over a month before sex was an option. When I got my boot of the pea sized blob was still red hot. The work mates spent a week laughing and creating my work cover claim form, my clam was rejected due the boss laughing at my application and posting it on the notice board where it remained until I left. It hurts just thinking about it.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Omg I was flinching reading that. Ooh ouch that must have hurt. You know i always handle that part of the male anatomy with special care hmm 😯 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Sending a fishing rod into orbit with the help of the ceiling fan haha that takes talent and is only achieved by those of us who fall into the 'train wreck' category. That is exactly the type of thing I would do, seemingly impossible for most regular shoppers to achieve lol 😯 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Sorry guys, no sexy little dress to expose stunning c..t 😁 this was the 80's, a sad decade and one best forgotten for it's fashion and decor, so was wearing a jumpsuit, think David Bowie lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
the all important ugg boots to round off the outfit omg and obi1 thought he was outing himself. There goes the sexy image 😯 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
God where to start. I'm good at skiing but the lifts and I, let's say we have issues. I'm one of those people you'd see dangling by their feet from the chair lift, and trying to take short cuts (miss rush they call me) getting lost and nearly dying of hypothermia, don't get me started on that lol 😕😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Omg I was flinching reading that. Ooh ouch that must have hurt. You know i always handle that part of the male anatomy with special care hmm 😯 - Posted from rhpmobile Yes special pecker care is important , and would love to experience your bed side manner.Another stupid but successful thing I did in my 20`s was control of the little nippers (crabs). Surface spray works a treat for instant total eradication was advice I followed. It worked but stinging, painful and red for a day or so. Glad I never go them again, itchy little fockers. Excel pet I`m told is better, you live you learnP.s. don't add Aloe Vera after with the hope of relief, that hurts more !!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Yep , takes a special talent to do that sort of thing.. The funny thing I didn't add , was that there was a elderly couple who took cover behind a cloths rack and didn't reappear until the fan was turned off .. haha .. Just another train wreck...lol..
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RHP User
9 years ago
Omg that's so funny. If people new what I was capable of, they'd take cover too, but look, if nothing unexpected happened, that'd be boring right? I always console myself, no matter how embarrassed I am, that I have provided entertainment, made someone else feel good about themself, as they're shaking their head and thinking what a loser I am 😀 - Posted from rhpmobile
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