Deal breaker.

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  MsSuperFoxy

  2 years ago

  Mafusa, that absolutely happens alot with couples, in clubs. So did you finish her off? Does a Black eye and torn muscle in the buttocks count then having 4wks off work to recover? All this happened the night before I was due back to work after already having 2wks off. My excuse to GP and work, was I was bending over to pick up a bath mat. 😇 Ms Foxy

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  FeistyFatty

  2 years ago

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  oil_beef_hooked

  2 years ago

  I once had the family pet put a cold dog nose on the freckle mid thrust ( the actual freckle not just the vicinity)startled the bejesus outta me. I let out a startled cry like a high pitched goat bleating.

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  teamaj2

  2 years ago

  We’ve had many funny moments in the throws of passion. Most are to too hard to translate into words , you perhaps had to be there . Mufasa , your ‘funny Moment’ seemed so awkward , I’m unsure how you come back after that ? Foxy , your story is hilarious . We had one particular big , fun night at an event . Myself , my husband , one very cheeky sexy lady, who enticed us and a gorgeous man into what can only be described as a cupboard. Inside this so called cupboard was a bar stool n tiny table . I took off my glasses, left them on the wee table . After we had some fun devouring Mr. Gorgeous we walked out , I picked up my completely flattened glasses ( an expensive experience ) and about 20 of our friends on the dance floor gave us all a standing ovation . Blushing we escaped for some fresh air outside . Ms cheeky sexy lady followed and she and I continued kissing passionately until we somehow fell in a heap , not seeing a step . The next day , I ended up looking like I’d done ten rounds with Mike Tyson . I’d only had one drink . It was my brothers 60 th birthday the next day . I told my family I’d fallen off a step ladder in the pantry . It was a memorable night , seeing Mr Gorgeous sharing an Uber home and our bed . It was worth the expense of new glasses and a bruised face, chin and eye . I love my friends story . Anytime she would bring someone home . Her dog ,would tear their underwear to shreds . Always made me laugh . Ax

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  ChevyMetal

  2 years ago

  This is a funny story now, not so much into moment. Once a few moons ago when o was married I was going down on her. As always if was dark so I learnt had yo learn vagina Braille speedy. Anyway back to thee tale. I was doing what I was doing when I started to taste blood. I got up and flicked the light on to be wearing a actual dolmo grin. I looked at he was just uttered something along lines of what the fuck. She was always almost clock regular with period. I could see her brain tick over and work put the date how many days either side we of right now. She was then adamant she not at that time yet. I went go wash my face because it felt like a wet plaster cast. Not enjoyable. As I started yo wash off last moths chance to be a child I noticed that nose was dripping blood. Turns as everything was in that marriage to me my fault. I had had a blood nose. Fair to say that was enough to ruin the moment for her

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