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Define thick?
January 02 2015
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RHP User
10 years ago
The toilet roll test is the one you use for thickness. ;-)
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RHP User
10 years ago
How about this: If your shaft of your erect penis thickness fits snug inside the toilet roll, you are average thickness. If there is any space between your shaft of your erect penis and the inside of the roll, you are thin. If your shaft of your erect penis is pushing uncomfortably hard against the roll, you are thick. If your shaft of your erect penis blows the toilet roll open, you are very thick!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Are very thick indeed.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Lol I'm 28 and I've never heard of that before very simple in the end. Wonder who came up this that method
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RHP User
10 years ago
Lol @ Funlover71 never a truer word written 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Go to Bunnings,make your way to the timber department,find two pieces of timber no more than one metre in length,put one on top of the other and measure..There ya go.you've got it!..😜xx Freya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Have you never seen those spaghetti measurers? Google them.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Being able to split a condom, I wouldn't know with a unsalted cashew - Posted from rhpmobile
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6exxy
10 years ago
You don't know until you know. Some guys never think about it until something comes up to trigger it. I never thought about it until just four months ago when I found out about the toilet roll. Why? Cause it's a weird test! Never thought about my cock and a toilet roll in the same sentence!
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6exxy
10 years ago
Add
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
I think, with the number of topics you've got running.... you need to ask admin for your own forum lol
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On_Safari
10 years ago
Roll my eyes! Hayabusa you seem to have a cock fetish.......
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RHP User
10 years ago
So I can check for smaller toilet rolls. These ones from Coles must be for elephants - Posted from rhpmobile
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adam_74
10 years ago
...they are great for one's self-confidence!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Its is a crazy world, but all a woman has to do is grab your cock and she will know instantly if it's thick or not, most guys have only ever held one erect cock and really would have no clue if their own is thick or not. I was once at a small party, invited due to the size, and there was a guy there that was going on about how lucky guys with big cocks where, and that he only had a small cock and girls were not interested. What do you say, chin up? but then when the play started I had to have a look. He was not at all small, I was imagining something under 5" and thin by the way he was describing it. But he was a good 7" plus and reasonably girthed. I had to tell him later that he had nothing to worry about. That is not the first guy I have met that had cock size issues, then to find out that they are above average size. I have heard this is a common problem for guys thinking they are under size yet are actually above average. As for the toilet roll test, when i was younger I though, mm toilet roll, a bit of lube that could work, but try as I might, it would not fit, dam I was disappointed, I had no clue back then that that was a good thing. Another shameless self promotion just in-case it sparks a little interest.
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' As for the toilet roll test, when i was younger I though, mm toilet roll, a bit of lube that could work, but try as I might, it would not fit, dam I was disappointed, I had no clue back then that that was a good thing. Another shameless self promotion just in-case it sparks a little interest. I get excited in the plumbing section at Bunnings..... Ahhhhh the possibilities. lol
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
try crispy creme doughnuts. If they split you are in the shit! No one wants to nibble on broken doughnuts. Foxy
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Tall74nHard9
10 years ago
Quoting 'simple_desires' How about this: If your shaft of your erect penis thickness fits snug inside the toilet roll, you are average thickness. If there is any space between your shaft of your erect penis and the inside of the roll, you are thin. If your shaft of your erect penis is pushing uncomfortably hard against the roll, you are thick. If your shaft of your erect penis blows the toilet roll open, you are very thick!! So well and simply put. Tall
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Tall74nHard9
10 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' try crispy creme doughnuts. If they split you are in the shit! No one wants to nibble on broken doughnuts. Foxy Aren't doughnuts supposed to be fattening ? So wouldn't this method possibly be considered cheating ? And why would you not eat broken doughnuts - you have to break them apart to eat them anyways ! Tall
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RHP User
10 years ago
Get a dressmakers measuring tape crack a fatty rape it round and read( ha ha) . But seriously this one for the ladies length or girth which is better???
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RHP User
10 years ago
this has made me pleased, couldnt fit in a toilet roll with a semi hahaha made my day
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
Quoting 'Paulm6' this has made me pleased, couldnt fit in a toilet roll with a semi hahaha made my day Thats the highlight of your day?! hahahahaha
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Seachange
10 years ago
In the absence of toilet rolls handy during intimate moments (so yesterday) and being resourceful and having a science and maths background, I have developed an alternative measuring technique to gauge my partners' cocks' circumference. Based on phonetics. When Your cock is erect, gentlemen, get your partner to kneel in front of your and get them to blow you. As they have their lips wrap around your cock, get them to make a sound If they say Argh!, you my lucky friend are massive.If they say AAAAhh, You are above averageIf they say Aah, you are of average thicknessIf they say Oh, you have a thin cockIf they are whistling dixie, your in deep shit. Simples.
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Tall74nHard9
10 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' In the absence of toilet rolls handy during intimate moments (so yesterday) and being resourceful and having a science and maths background, I have developed an alternative measuring technique to gauge my partners' cocks' circumference. Based on phonetics. When Your cock is erect, gentlemen, get your partner to kneel in front of your and get them to blow you. As they have their lips wrap around your cock, get them to make a sound If they say Argh!, you my lucky friend are massive.If they say AAAAhh, You are above averageIf they say Aah, you are of average thicknessIf they say Oh, you have a thin cockIf they are whistling dixie, your in deep shit. Simples. I'm all for new techniques - this one sounds just like the one to have a try. Tell me, are you available as the official measurer ? Tall
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' Quoting 'lilyorchid' In the absence of toilet rolls handy during intimate moments (so yesterday) and being resourceful and having a science and maths background, I have developed an alternative measuring technique to gauge my partners' cocks' circumference. Based on phonetics. When Your cock is erect, gentlemen, get your partner to kneel in front of your and get them to blow you. As they have their lips wrap around your cock, get them to make a sound If they say Argh!, you my lucky friend are massive.If they say AAAAhh, You are above averageIf they say Aah, you are of average thicknessIf they say Oh, you have a thin cockIf they are whistling dixie, your in deep shit. Simples. I'm all for new techniques - this one sounds just like the one to have a try. Tell me, are you available as the official measurer ? Tall It rude top talk with your mouth full !!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
I just saw a profile where the cock was measured against a foot and a rexona spray can..And then,ta.da was wearing a watch...sheesh..XxFreya
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya79' I just saw a profile where the cock was measured against a foot and a rexona spray can..And then,ta.da was wearing a watch...sheesh..XxFreya Tells me.... he's more enamoured with playing games with it than you are....
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Tall74nHard9
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya79' I just saw a profile where the cock was measured against a foot and a rexona spray can..And then,ta.da was wearing a watch...sheesh..XxFreya a wrist watch - what would you call that ? Cock watch just doesn't seem to give it the right perspective. Tall
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RHP User
10 years ago
Anyone seen that guy online with the two beautiful working 8" cocks? amazing.
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RHP User
10 years ago
A Coke can is a great way to tell, 375ml cans are relatively universal in width and length.
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
Quoting '1080yes' A Coke can is a great way to tell, 375ml cans are relatively universal in width and length. You don't think that deliberately grabbing some object, to position beside your knob, to take a photo for the purpose of telling everyone "you can sit on this... or drink pepsi"... is a bit of an odd thing to do?! Just saying.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Saw a cock here the other day with a Redbull can next to it, and they seemed to be the same circumference. The other pics on the profile proved it wasn't an optical illusion. Impressive.
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Seachange
10 years ago
As a guest I do not have access to cock pics which is good for me. after a few exchange of messages, some men would send me an unsolicited pics of their cocks via kik or text which they say are pics in their PG. One pic has his cock on an ironing board with the iron in the background. (??) The chord in the background gave me a clue that his cock was not that big and thick as per his profile description. Fail. Another man sent a pic of an erect cock with his hands wrapped around his cock, one on top of the other! I put my fists on top of the other and it was approximately 8.5inches,. Assuming his hands were bigger than mine (most likely) his cock would have been easily close to 10 inches... Ouch!!! That scared me.
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Seachange
10 years ago
Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' Quoting 'lilyorchid'... I'm all for new techniques - this one sounds just like the one to have a try. Tell me, are you available as the official measurer ? Tall Err.. No thanks.
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Missb4u
10 years ago
when you see it... So you would have to show me... I love a good cock pic 😜
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RHP User
10 years ago
Okay. So now I have to go buy aldi toilet rolls. Jeeez. Lol
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TallBaldSexy
10 years ago
Thiz forem is nit representitv of sum cox.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya79' I just saw a profile where the cock was measured against a foot and a rexona spray can..And then,ta.da was wearing a watch...sheesh..XxFreya Call me shallow, but was it a rolex? Because if it isn't, I am just not interested.
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Seachange
10 years ago
Quoting 'LoveCurvie' Quoting 'lilyorchid' If they say Argh!, you my lucky friend are massive.If they say AAAAhh, You are above averageIf they say Aah, you are of average thicknessIf they say Oh, you have a thin cockIf they are whistling dixie, your in deep shit. Simples. It rude top talk with your mouth full !!! Argh, argh argh..Argh, Argh!!! .
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RHP User
10 years ago
Would a man have as his profile pic. and his only pic,his balls dangling over his jocks,photographed side on to look like a turkey gobbler?😳 ..Please explain xx Freya
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RHP User
10 years ago
So my toilet roll said AAAAHH Now what ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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TallBaldSexy
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Quoting '1080yes' A Coke can is a great way to tell, 375ml cans are relatively universal in width and length. You don't think that deliberately grabbing some object, to position beside your knob, to take a photo for the purpose of telling everyone "you can sit on this... or drink pepsi"... is a bit of an odd thing to do?! Just saying. mate ill have to stop reading your posts soon, most of the time im rolling around in laughter - with no one else home....oh dear..... Funny thing is I think old matie has used the principle of association.....what the real size is may be much much different....
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loveorall
10 years ago
Had to try this toilet roll test thing out, and just added a pic if you'd like to have a look, - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ok so I Mr Bella have always been told by Mrs Bella that mine us very thick . So I tried the toilet roll realised I cannot even fit it in even when I'm not stiff. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Funtimes31RHP
10 years ago
Meander is so practical. Every person should have one of these devices in their kitchen....just don't let your wife catch you with it on your old fella otherwise another kitchen utensil called the meat clever may appear on the scene....then size doesn't matter..ha hah
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' Quoting 'lilyorchid'... I'm all for new techniques - this one sounds just like the one to have a try. Tell me, are you available as the official measurer ? Tall Err.. No thanks.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm glad this subject was raised, pardon the pun, as I've always wondered the same, was defines thick. I was told I was, but is that just their opinion. After reading these, l done what most guys would have done and went and got an old toilet roll and tried. I laughed as I was doing it, couldn't believe I was trying it ! But now I know, been told I was thick, and seeing it wouldn't go anywhere near going into the toilet roll, then now I know what girls meant ...... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I know that this "topic" has been discussed before. But the answers still leave me in stitches !!! Amy
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RHP User
10 years ago
Never heard of the toilet roll test , lol ...
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timetoexplore65
10 years ago
Although it's a starting point as a gauge, the only problem with this method is that not all toilet rolls are alike these days - the greater the number of sheets, the smaller the roll core, and for some of the "luxury" brands, the rolls are bigger'Either way, I guess I'm admitting to having tried the method...
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
I raised this method in "role of cock shots" with Blindmans refinement. Lol. First tried it 40 years ago but can't say I've tried it in my mature years.........not much anyway. I can't get it on when erect. No chance. Excuse my shameless self promotion but I'm a bit thick
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RHP User
10 years ago
Sorry I tend to want to head in on this convo... Some penis heads are so big they can't even enter the toilet roll. As the head is swollen in compared to the shaft. I tend to think that the circumference is just as good a measurement as the length. 4 1/2", 5", 5 1/2" in circumference at what you can see is your thickest part of your shaft. Cheers banana - Posted from rhpmobile
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Missb4u
10 years ago
can't close my hand around it
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RHP User
10 years ago
Interesting as a guy never really knows as we don't see many hard cock sizes and rely on woman's feedback...however will try the toilet roll test with interest...might be surprise or deflated...?
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RHP User
10 years ago
well i can't say i have heard of that ol toilet roll chestnut but after after curiosity took hold i just had to try and well even soft it wouldn't fit into the tube god forbid a trip to the ER on a saturday night !
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RHP User
10 years ago
Based on the times your q has been asked before (many), thickness seems to win Everytime. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
As anyone who has tried this "size test" method (for me i was not using it as a size testing method at all :p) knows, it is flawed!.. If your dick is even the same size as the toilet roll, you cant get it in because cardboard has alot of friction and you cannot apply lube to cardboard!.. Believe me, I tried!.. lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
As anyone who has tried this "size test" method (for me i was not using it as a size testing method at all :p) knows, it is flawed!.. If your dick is even the same size as the toilet roll, you cant get it in because cardboard has alot of friction and you cannot apply lube to cardboard!.. Believe me, I tried!.. lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Toilet roll! Thats my test. It doesn't fit! Another point, its quite hard to find large/wide enough off the shelf condoms. Nearly always have to get them online.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I had always thought of myself as thick, however the toliet roll test puts me as very thick, I can't even fit inside one! So thanks for the info. :-)
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inspirit
10 years ago
Two short planks and a kangaroo loose in the top paddock!
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
If the average toilet roll internal diameter is 4.2mm. (Kimberly Clark Corp) And the average circumference mid shaft of the penis is.... 12.63cm = 3.98cm(Lifestyles Condoms) - (average length was 15.7 - self measured, so you know they stretched that!.... lol) And the majority of guys in here are saying they can't fit inside a toilet roll... So the obvious conclusion is.... RHP is overstuffed with well above average cocks.... ..... or..... ..... the thickest thing in the room is the bullshit being spun. (Real men measure with Pringles cans )
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
And the average circumference mid shaft of the penis is.... 12.63cm - DIAMETER = 3.98cm
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RHP User
10 years ago
Always thought my man was average or thick but turns out he is very thick as he can't even get close to getting his cock inside Lisa xx - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I like the sorbent its extra thick so they say
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RHP User
10 years ago
What do you call an erect penis if you cant even get it in the toilet roll
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
All around Australia, men are to be found stuffing their cock in a toilet roll. Funniest if there are no empty ones and you resort to using that spare on the cistern. Better make sure the doors locked or there could be some explaining to be done.....
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Not sure what's worse. Fucking a toilet roll or confessing to it..... Bit of a drought??
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shucksta
10 years ago
Alternative THICKNESS TEST If you become abusive after being rejected (even politely rejected). You are thick. If you toss terms into your profile such as "proffessional", wrds wth n vwls, etc You are thick. How thick, well, that depends.
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RHP User
10 years ago
The number of times someone wants a number as a measurement from me is amazing, the can just makes it easier to define the answer. I would have thought the only people to worry about it would be the brand J Sorry to those I appear to have upset, I’m just trying to give a better standard of response. 8 inches isn’t always 8 inches.... I have seen some called 8 that would not be 6.
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RHP User
10 years ago
If one of my ex fwbs was anything to go by then .. "very thick" was around the width of four of my fingers .. lol . He didn't need the toilet roll test .. that thing was thick , start to finish !
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RHP User
10 years ago
Always wondered what to use and never occured to me till I read this post. Pleasently surprised when I tried it out..... Or should that be 'in' Had to wait a day for an empty roll tho ! 8 )
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shucksta
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' If the average toilet roll internal diameter is 4.2mm. (Kimberly Clark Corp) 4.2mm (millimetres) would not even be classed as Pencil Dick. More like Straw Dick or Noodle Nob. 4.2 centimetres is what you were aiming for.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Well... thick it is then.. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Amazed at the fact that averages are compared using a dunny roll for measuring with. Learn something new every day. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
Quoting 'shucker' 4.2 centimetres is what you were aiming for. Now.... id be more impressed if aforementioned dudes shoved their dick INSIDE the soft drink can.....
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RHP User
10 years ago
Tried the toilet roll test and couldn't figure it out, I must be a bit thick
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gazpacho
10 years ago
The glory hole test is better. If you get your knob stuck in a door... you're thick. HugsGaz
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
We'll be inundated with pics of cocks and Pringle cans! Did you mean the snack size or the regular size can
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
LOL@ the short n stubbies
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madison659
10 years ago
Well. We're both 43 and have never heard that the either, never too old to stop learning. We just worked off condom sizes, if the biggest condom we could find was still tight, figured that must mean very thick - Posted from rhpmobile
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gazpacho
10 years ago
What? Pringle Cans? Now that's a stretch. I can just imagine all the cocks stuck in pringle cans heading to St Vincent's for an emergency priapism. ... and all those extractions from people seeking a challenge. HugsGaz
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RHP User
10 years ago
Treid both methods on myself . Toilet roll not even close lol. So out comes the measuring tape. Not being a smart ass is 6.5 considered thick or very thick want to get it right for our profile page ?? Thanks in advance 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'ready4play2015' Treid both methods on myself . Toilet roll not even close lol. So out comes the measuring tape. Not being a smart ass is 6.5 considered thick or very thick want to get it right for our profile page ?? Thanks in advance 😉 Having a wife that see's on average 5 to 6 different penis a day 6 days a week I tend to think she knows a fair bit about them. She from time to time you come back and comment on how big one was but she refers to length not width. not very often she will come back and say gee that was a thick dick!! and even rarer is for her to say sge saw one that was both!! Probably 1 in 300. She has always told me that I have a thick penis and have also taken the tape to it at come back with 6 1/4 inches. And after Seeing Mr ready4plays equipment at a party recently I can assure you that he can be very comfortable with ticking Very Thick on his Profile!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Head fits snug in the roll, but mid section is just slightly too tight to fit, even with lube. 5.5 via stringline measurement around middle. But I've certainly seen many that are bigger/thicker, so hesitant to put down thick, as I would prefer to be modest. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
She gasped when I pulled out my throbbing cock, her jaw dropped a little as I gripped my shaft and rolled down the freshly unwrapped condom, my pulsing cock stretching the thin flexible covering had her eyes popping out of her head, her mouth incapable of speech, I looked up grinning and said "I'll take the whole packet thanks!"
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RHP User
10 years ago
So i can't fit in the toilet roll what does this mean? Or is this some sick joke lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
It means you are thick.......!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Meeka spot on. I must have been 12 when i tried that first time. - Posted from rhpmobile
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tipper930
10 years ago
Wouldn't it me more practical to you paper towel instead of a toilet roll, you can get the length at the same time :)..... Tip
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RHP User
10 years ago
My first boyfriend just happened to have the thickest cock i have ever seen. It was a very painful experience indeed. I don't think the toilet roll would survive...
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RHP User
10 years ago
I wonder if they thought of that when they made toilet roll paper tubes.....is there a standard size ? The next question is the length I guess lol
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hotcple0069
10 years ago
Hey we had never heard of the toilet roll scale but gave it a try lol now we need to update RHP to the same scale 1.5 rolls thick looks about right
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RHP User
10 years ago
From what Ive seen 6.5" would be considered very thick But we'd have to try it to be sure
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RHP User
9 years ago
always considered myself thin/average but i can only get about an inch beyond the head inside the toilet roll, wont go any further beyond that
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RHP User
9 years ago
Please tell me all these guys aren't seriously stuffing there dicks in toilet rolls..... Have they never worn a condom before. If a regular is strangling you then obviously you bigger than average and so you buy large and so on and so on. Size is good but It still comes down to how well you use it.....
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RHP User
9 years ago
This topis has reared it's ugly head from when it was first posted... I learnt the toilet roll test from this site on one of the many threads about 'size'... Hmmmmm (popular topic... Can't understand why??? We men and out male insecurities supply so much material for forums... LOL. Mine, as most are, is 'tapered' to a degree, when erect... so where do you actually measure. One site does say half way down, which would be the average I suppose. Most websites that deal with the 'scientific studies and reputable reports' on things sexual express thickness as the 'circumference' of the penis, which isn't much good to anyone because a 6" circumference isn't a much as one might think. There is one site I found that quotes 1 and 5/8" to the average in diameter, but again, at what point? Half way down? The bottom (over 2" in my case... shameless!!! I know. ). As for the toilet role test, with a 'Coles roll', I fail miserably... The roll breaks about halfway down... (and hurts) Hehehe
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RHP User
9 years ago
I would have thought, all things considered, that the girth or width of a penis would be more of a consideration for a woman than length (which is where most men (if not all) have their 'pride or insecurities (whatever the case). After reading that 'Cut or Uncut' topic, I found many women saying that they couldn't tell if a cock was cut or not once inside. I imagine one thing they could tell is the width of the penis and the amount of feeling due to how well it filled the 'bill' as it were. Also, I've always wondered about those who have over 8"... I'm told much of the pleasure from intercourse is derived from the 'grinding' etc of pelvises against the clit... In order for this to occur, the whole penis has to be totally inside for both pubic mounds to rub against each other... Am I correct in thinking that there are men who can't get in far enough to that point due to their overall length? Ladies???
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RHP User
9 years ago
Well this has been educational. I just tried and couldnt get into the tube. Apparently this is a good way to pick condom size. The tube is a regular fit. Ive always had issues so will be trying some large ones to see how they fit now.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂 if a toilet roll is to be considered as being thick, I'm in trouble... Just the head alone is thicker than a toilet roll... Mate, I reckon if you go close to a coke can, you're doing well... Now that's "thick"
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