Describe your favorite dildo!

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  6 foot, short hair and beard, sexy smile and hard abs.

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Sounds a lot like my favourite dildo... except mine's not quite as tall :)

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  Obi1kenietzsche

  8 years ago

  Short, ginger knob on top, makes heaps of noise. Very expensive as is made in USA. Goes by the name of Donald. Xx Obi1

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  inspirit

  8 years ago

  On the bed with a heart beat and big pulsating boner for riding Just sayin 😆 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Men are just sex toys. Oh yeah it's just a joke. Wonder how that would go down in reverse ? Don't worry I'm not offended, I can take a joke, the irony though, just as funny.

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  I like the honesty. Purple is a hot colour! I am also drawn to black ones. I wonder what a doubleheader is like. I've only seen one twice and once was requiem for a dream! Sailbadthesinner- I think you've got an excellent point there. Let's respect the whole person Ladies. I don't imagine you'd like to be compared to a sleeve. * I wait to be corrected by the first woman who puts her hand up wishing to be referred to in forum as an oversized Fleshlight. Yeah, you did. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Longest_dream & Sailbad... referring to a lover as just a 'sex toy' is a bit harsh to say the least, my apologies. In a very clumsy way I was trying to make the point that my lover is my favourite 'dildo' because he's a human being, and therefore gives me much more than a sex toy ever could. I'd choose him over an inanimate object any day of the week. Lost in translation, I guess.

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Answering the question seriously, I have two favourites depending on my mood. One is glass and beautiful to look at and use... not overly large but it hits the spot every time and I'll use it on its own. The other is seriously ugly but large... love using it in conjunction with a vibe. I've had both a while and can't tell you the brand names because I don't have the packag anymore.

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  MrsLittleBit

  8 years ago

  Recently my partner took a job in the north west and for the first time since we initially met 5 years ago we were forced to spend weeks apart as the role he was offered was not fly in fly out. When we first met I was living in Perth and he was living in Port Hedland. He'd fly down every few weeks to see me or fly me up as an alternative. Just before one of my trips up I bought a clone-a-willy kit. I think it was just the connection I had that made me enjoy the toy a lot more than an ordinary silicone phallus. I discarded the toy after we moved in together and no longer needed it......big mistake!!! In saying that, we have obviously since bought other toys and I've recently started using them on a regular basis again. I'm not a fan of too big, while in the flesh I'll push my boundaries with guys on the bigger than average side, when it comes to toys I'm not a fan. I think maybe because I can't recreate the rhythmic motions of a set of hips with my arms. My current favourite is my made of glass, long and thin. Another layer of glass is swirled around the outer edge of the main shaft to add that extra bit of texture. Putting it in the fridge or freezer first adds to the levels of pleasure and excitement. It's also easier to handle it and the phone at the same time to take the videos for his enjoyment as well. Happy fapping ladies :) - Posted from rhpmobile

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