M74
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June 08 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
step away from the crack pipe.....that is all.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Possibly the coolest thing ever said to me. I am no longer an impossibly old white bloke in Sydney, I am now a hip dude from the Projects in Baltimore with a crack pipe. And said to me by an extraordinarily pretty young woman. This is so good.
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Mischeviouslad
12 years ago
MmmmmmmmmkayyyyyyyDG
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RHP User
12 years ago
Rats are incredibly fast learners.
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RHP User
12 years ago
They are fast learners, and they are very apt to feel they have been exploited and get sulky just over a little thing like being eviscerated and used as a dating novelty.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'll never think of rats the same way ever again... (Ok time to move along to another forum I think)
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RHP User
12 years ago
do you use the skins inside out in cold weather?
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RHP User
12 years ago
....- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
made our night, yes thee women of rhp reading the posts on a saturday night, see its not all beer and skittles and men lined up out the door. some of us just like to be in fluffy slippers and dressing gowns on a saturday night and those rat condoms are good, the ears tickle all your good bits. but no its not funny if you go squeek squeek when your bonking...its not fucking funny either to say now your fucked pussy
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RHP User
12 years ago
monster... stalking the forums on a Friday and Saturday night & going to bed by 10pm.... responding to posts made about imaginations that include condoms that look like rats... what will it be next I wonder? Quoting 'tuscanred' made our night, yes thee women of rhp reading the posts on a saturday night, see its not all beer and skittles and men lined up out the door. some of us just like to be in fluffy slippers and dressing gowns on a saturday night and those rat condoms are good, the ears tickle all your good bits. but no its not funny if you go squeek squeek when your bonking...its not fucking funny either to say now your fucked pussy
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RHP User
12 years ago
That is amusing Kingoftheroad. Don't worry about misscrackpippins, she's just playing with you.
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RHP User
12 years ago
OMG I never even thought of the rat - pussy connection. Woo hoo. He he he.
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RHP User
12 years ago
"misscrackpippins" huh What a beautiful ring that has to it, thank you for the rename fickle stinkQuoting 'tickled_kink' That is amusing Kingoftheroad. Don't worry about misscrackpippins, she's just playing with you.
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RHP User
12 years ago
the Chinese rats should be revered for their clever dispositions,quick wit and elusiveness.......but if you keep them as pets they can be very affectionate and sweet.....much misunderstood in Western culture is the poor Ratty......
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was born in the year of the Rat and I concur.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ms.D,defiantly not a mouse
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya73'Ms.D,defiantly not a mouse Definatly.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Must. Not. Correct myself.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Direct' Quoting 'Freya73'Ms.D,defiantly not a mouse Definatly. <<< Also born in the year of The Rat
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RHP User
12 years ago
OP the question asked was "where do you work" and you answered you rip the entrails out of rats etc, is that a new suburb I maybe have never heard of?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well spotted! what a fuckwit i am! i was using a bit of shorthand; the long answer was "I work at the inner west rat enticing, catching, disentrailing, kissing better, turning inside out in cold weather and making into prophylactics company pty ltd" only with initial caps. But I thought (god how stupid) that a narrative answer might be better. Well you got me. Never again. Next time someone asks me the time I won't say "rat time". Not me. Mind you, the geographical names board might be open to some suggestions....
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