RHP

RHP User

M74

Difficulty with profiles on other sites

June 08 2013

Well this is stupid. I found a profile question that said 'where do you work?' So I typed in 'I rip the entrails out of rats to make leather condoms with ears' and as soon as I finished the text it all vanished. Perhaps it has leapt on to some other poor bastard's profile. Thank god I didn't go to the one that asks about sexual fantasies because rats figure in that, too. (But only in a small part of the narrative, I hasten to add. Rats have no stamina and less imagination).

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    step away from the crack pipe.....that is all.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Possibly the coolest thing ever said to me. I am no longer an impossibly old white bloke in Sydney, I am now a hip dude from the Projects in Baltimore with a crack pipe. And said to me by an extraordinarily pretty young woman. This is so good.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    MmmmmmmmmkayyyyyyyDG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Rats are incredibly fast learners.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    They are fast learners, and they are very apt to feel they have been exploited and get sulky just over a little thing like being eviscerated and used as a dating novelty.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'll never think of rats the same way ever again... (Ok time to move along to another forum I think)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    do you use the skins inside out in cold weather?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ....- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    made our night, yes thee women of rhp reading the posts on a saturday night, see its not all beer and skittles and men lined up out the door.   some of us just like to be in fluffy slippers and dressing gowns on a saturday night   and those rat condoms are good, the ears tickle all your good bits.   but no its not funny if you go squeek squeek when your bonking...its not fucking funny either to say now your fucked pussy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    monster... stalking the forums on a Friday and Saturday night & going to bed by 10pm.... responding to posts made about imaginations that include condoms that look like rats... what will it be next I wonder? Quoting 'tuscanred' made our night, yes thee women of rhp reading the posts on a saturday night, see its not all beer and skittles and men lined up out the door.   some of us just like to be in fluffy slippers and dressing gowns on a saturday night   and those rat condoms are good, the ears tickle all your good bits.   but no its not funny if you go squeek squeek when your bonking...its not fucking funny either to say now your fucked pussy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That is amusing Kingoftheroad. Don't worry about misscrackpippins, she's just playing with you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    OMG I never even thought of the rat - pussy connection. Woo hoo. He he he.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "misscrackpippins" huh What a beautiful ring that has to it, thank you for the rename fickle stinkQuoting 'tickled_kink' That is amusing Kingoftheroad. Don't worry about misscrackpippins, she's just playing with you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    the Chinese rats should be revered for their clever dispositions,quick wit and elusiveness.......but if you keep them as pets they can be very affectionate and sweet.....much misunderstood in Western culture is the poor Ratty......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I was born in the year of the Rat and I concur.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ms.D,defiantly not a mouse

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya73'Ms.D,defiantly not a mouse Definatly.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Must. Not. Correct myself.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Direct' Quoting 'Freya73'Ms.D,defiantly not a mouse Definatly. <<< Also born in the year of The Rat

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    OP the question asked was "where do you work" and you answered you rip the entrails out of rats etc, is that a new suburb I maybe have never heard of?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Well spotted! what a fuckwit i am! i was using a bit of shorthand; the long answer was "I work at the inner west rat enticing, catching, disentrailing, kissing better, turning inside out in cold weather and making into prophylactics company pty ltd" only with initial caps. But I thought (god how stupid) that a narrative answer might be better. Well you got me. Never again. Next time someone asks me the time I won't say "rat time". Not me. Mind you, the geographical names board might be open to some suggestions....