M45
Do people actually want to fuck, or is it just me?
August 25 2012
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think you just just answered your own question! Pusscat xxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
you could just fuck yourself :) You'd both be happy as then!
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RHP User
12 years ago
That sounds mean instead of funny! Clearly I'm crap at being funny :s
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RHP User
12 years ago
all I can say is that if you are having better success in the supermarket aisle and at the clubs then continue going there and shut up shop here...obviously those ladies cant read your obnoxious profile... Some of us like to make connections that mean more than just a fuck and isnt it wonderful that being on a "adult dating" site allows us to do that... perhaps you need to look at the way you "sell yourself" on your profile... "If you get annoyed if your partner gives you a score out of 10 in the bedroom, move on, its for your benefit as much as mine" Charming... do you truly think that is a positive and attractive thing to write ? what women wants to even know that ?? and who are you to point score ??....and the update on how many messages your getting...mmmm....I doubt it honey...... ... ....you may have a cute butt as you state, but you have a asshole attitude....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Halcyon That's funny seriously !! More polite than saying "go fuck yourself" hahaaaa Love your style Btw, nice bum, love your tanlines ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ms V (if you don't mind me calling you that) And here I was thinking you might be asking what supermarket he frequents LMFFAO (there's an extra "F" in there for good measure - interpretation is your own) You are a welcoming lady I can't stop laughing
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ya sends em a message, and they don't drop their daks. What gives? Bloody prick teasers.Feloniusly
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RHP User
12 years ago
I just read his profile I think he submitted his location incorrectly - I think it should be the shire not cronulla LOL I wish him well He probably won't get a chance to look in the mirror to check out his cute butt as he will be inundated reply to all the messages he is getting Outrageous !!
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RHP User
12 years ago
The supermarket. Dear God, you're that creepy guy I've seen oogling women in the fresh produce section. I thought the Magistrate banned you from the centre after you did that obscene demonstration with the melons and the cucumber?
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RHP User
12 years ago
wanker
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RHP User
12 years ago
Slippery - when you said "clean up in aisle 3" I torn a new one lol so hard Then I looked at your name and lol even more Sorry bud
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sassy - maybe that's he's secret !! I can't stop checking this thread out, I find the humour fantastic ! Isn't it funny how the originator hasn't replied at all ?
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RHP User
12 years ago
There are more men than women on this site and I have found women can afford to be choosy, or FUCK men who they are physically attracted too. Maybe u need to use a little charm and tact if you wish to get laid on this site... Good luck!!!xxTRIPSxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
unfuckin' believable,a hot boy like you,desperate and fuckless,what is goin' on in the world of RHP. You say that you can't keep up with all the messages,perhaps that is why.The unanswered ones are all probably sayin'...Hey dude I am ready to spank ya monkey,choke ya chicken,slap ya cute as a button butt right now,and ya can play hide the sausage wiv me all day'' Clearly to assist you in this clerical dilemma you need a good secretarial service...x Hugs Ms Hesione Secretarial Services
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RHP User
12 years ago
don't mind and yes I am aware I am very shallow Playing in the shallow end of the gene pool we thinks......
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hesione - are offering to do dick-tation for him !!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Meet me over in the fridge area, and we can do a 91/2 week thing hell yeah your my kinda guy. shallow thing that I am. No more shopping for cucumbers, when your in Isle nine baby!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Tuscan - was that isle 9 or aisle 9, maybe cloud 9 Oooh wait that would be after your 9 1/2 week episode Let us know when you go shopping and meet, we can tell you about his cute bum while he's stuffing your turkey !!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hahahaha......... bet that's not the answer he was expecting.
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missangelina
12 years ago
Love this thread.However the profile is not for real is it?Must be a joke. lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey man I am seriously surprised you don't get more action with that attitude. What can the women be thinking of? You obviously have a serious hardon for yourself and need to use it for more than self gratification. Perhaps there is a site for you? Try you porn..... Mike
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RHP User
12 years ago
Most people prefer a little verbal foreplay before gettin' down and dirty. Also finding a bit about the person ie. that they are on the same wavelength and that the person isn't a psycho or something may have to do with it, the big eye opener has been a couple of murders from such sites so it is natural to be wary and check out(in a subtle way) that the person is ok. The Wham Bam Thank You Ma'm/Man leaves me cold and does nothing to entice me, if you just rely on the topless pic of you and not allow your wit and charm to shine through then you are sadly mistaken, given that maybe there will be a handful of willing and able participants will come your way. Maybe you were hoping you will be inundated with offers just showing that half naken picture of yours, but sorry mate it doesn't seem to be working, maybe a rethink on your approach. You don't necessarily have to be suave and sophisticated, just a little less In Your Face, these of course are just suggestions and I might be wrong, but so far your approach hasn't really been working, has it?
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
people are on these sites for all different reasons, yes one the reasons is to Fuck..... And if that is what you are after then contact the people who want that and that alone..... But many ppl will be turned off your profile if you are this shallow....Im curious though - when you are in the supermarket, do you just grab anyone who is by and bend them over the frozen food section and give it to them hard whether they like it or not..... Just saying.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
I. couldnt stop laughing.....I have nothing more to say to all of that......thanks for the giggles this morning. Good start of the day. Litony ahahahahahahahahahahahh
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RHP User
12 years ago
and here I was going to the supermarket to actually shop........
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RHP User
12 years ago
But there are loads of women who say in their profile "I just want No strings attached sex". Maybe they are also choosy? When it comes to meat, the ladies here seem to have pretty strong Spam filters.It's thought provoking though. I think The Bakery has made me very very fussy about who I'd like to get it on with, in the physical sense. Once upon a time, if you were pretty, thought I was handome and had vauge conversational ability, Pants Down!! Now I generally like a lot more boxes ticked..Maybe this is the case for the ladies here too?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am alway up for fucking, hate message ping pong
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RHP User
12 years ago
The good thing about people who take themselves too seriously is that nobody else has to.
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RHP User
12 years ago
he does have a point ..all you people out there advertising you want sex ..well going by your bullshit profiles anyway..he asked a straight forward question and gets caledl a wanker and told to fuck off,,shows how childish a lot of you people are,,oh thats right, most of you on here.are just for the ego trip of getting hit on...oh dont worry bout having go a me either im off this fucked up site in few days,im sick of the time wasters as well
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thank god its now Sunday trading. I have been looking at all the good looking men in the supermarket and giving them the kinda you know, RHP raised eyebrow as is, is that you baby. So if there are any other guys that want me I will be at the Coles Meadow Springs shops you will recognise me as I will be the one who is starting to look at the cucumbers with love in my eyes.... Come on baby its gonna be closing time and my chicken needs some stuffing. when you want a fuck...look what happens High and dry in Aisle 9 Dam it I may just have to head down to my gym and pretend to work out while I ogle the guys. There are some hotties in Mandurah, some with great tats. But I have been told by management I am to stop licking the sweat of bulging biceps.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Cant understand why your not getting any ? All I ever have to do is lay back on my king size bed with a massive stiffy , click my fingers' then wait for the door to be knocked down in the rush for my services.. ? No need for any effort on my behalf , as long as they have their way with me these wanton hussies are happy... In fact' they only ever let me up when they want me to fuck them.. Yep' treated like a piece of meat you could say... It really is that easy these days...Funny how we guys dont need to put in much effort anymore. We dont need a personality or a sense of humor just a big stiffy ? You would think they would at least like us to post a picture and say something interesting about ourselves to grab their interest.. ? ... strange that ?Oh' for you ladies want some tounge ' its still stuck firmly in my cheek ...
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chevtrek
12 years ago
A lot come here as they are curious and even i have not played much here but then again I am lookingfor love .Even more funny is that on normal dating sites the ladies say not interested in sex but every second dateends as a booty call.See it this way are you making the girls orgasm or gush I find many want more sex for me thats badas i fail to find love.So just go with the flow.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thats neither here nor there... quote' I like to fuck. Thats a big like from me .....But then , only here for social meets, and no chats..lol.. cute, real cute ... xo
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chevtrek
12 years ago
as for tuscanred gee i sent you a flirt
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RHP User
12 years ago
I work all month up north.All I want to do when I get Home Is Fuck!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm the opposite to most men, or at least men under 40. The "no strings attached good old fuck" just doesn't do it for me. Well, I don't mean strings as in 'commitment' or 'ownership' or anything like that. Love the once off, right here, right now, no regrets moments. I mean strings in the sense of 'attraction' and 'attachment'. I watched a doco on the ABC the other day called 'Male Hookers Uncovered' (it's on iView), which is about a comedian who loves sex, who decided that for shits and giggles he'd try out becoming a straight male prostitute and turning it into a piece of light docutainment (it was pretty average, but occasionally compelling.)I don't think I could ever do that, I NEED to have both my mind AND my body stimulated to want to fuck somebody. Which narrows the available pool somewhat. I'm rubbish at picking up randoms at bars, but give me a social connection to a girl I like and, if she's single, I can have her panties around her ankles in just a few hours*. I guess the point I'm trying to make (always a sign of distraction when you have to guess your own point) is that while I want to fuck and want it A LOT, I don't want to fuck just anybody. I've had meet-ups from this site and a couple of wonderful bedroom visits, but it's not like I'm sending out my five free flirts every day and launching myself onto whoever happens to ping back. I'm highly selective.Consider then the logarithmic scale of flirts and messages that most women receive and the options available to them, and their own selectivity, and it should go some way towards explaining the challenge of the 'any hole will do' mentality.Unless you're dealing with Tuscan_Red. I hear she loves it. ♥Neptune_DriftPS. Considering the topic, having 'the1forfun' as a profile name is some A-grade irony. Kudos!*"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to spill that sangria all you!" Works a treat.
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RHP User
12 years ago
What LRE said. Spam filters! Love it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Annnnnd he's deactivated his profile. The OP is off to sexually harrass more shoppers in air-conditioned comfort instead.
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RHP User
12 years ago
100 million sperm and that's the one that won??
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RHP User
12 years ago
hi sent you msg didnt know i could send one online hear to you any way you are gorgeous and iam so horny i need a root if you are interested let my know i would like to chat with you and spend some time together see where that leads us xoxoxoox
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RHP User
12 years ago
hi gorgeous would love to meet you are you interested would you like to chat see where that leads us ????
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'halcyon_days' you could just fuck yourself :) You'd both be happy as then!
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RHP User
12 years ago
It's about having a bit of style and class honey, then you might have a better strike rate.
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RHP User
12 years ago
well what can i say you are a gorgeous looking women Just human xoxo
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RHP User
12 years ago
hi would you interested to meet up one day soon for a coffee. xo
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'halcyon_days' you could just fuck yourself :) You'd both be happy as then! What a great conclusion to such a stupid question
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RHP User
12 years ago
Or maybe he hooked up with countrymeat. I think they'd make a nice couple.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've keep reading this post because it's soooooo funny!! Even though this tool has gone can we keep it on here please, it keeps cracking me up ps. bert505 are you seriously trying to, blatantly pick up in the forums?.... What the?!? Quoting 'bert505' any way you are gorgeous and iam so horny i need a root if you are interested let my know
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RHP User
12 years ago
Doesn't know or doesn't care what a Forum is actually for. Another one short in the class deptartment I suspect.Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
12 years ago
Who are you talking to? You might want to name the lucky man or woman, so at least they know to reply ;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'chevtrek'as for tuscanred gee i sent you a flirt did i answer you, i try my best to be polite , thanks for the flirt
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RHP User
12 years ago
Unless you're dealing with Tuscan_Red. I hear she loves it. ♥ ohhh yeah baby I do I do I do lurrrrrrrrrrrrve it Price check on a dozen condoms in all shapes and sizes please! well thats all I need for now, may be a quiet night
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'bert505' well what can i say you are a gorgeous looking women Just human xoxo Just laughed out loud on a packed peak hour afternoon train....priceless.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Personally i find some women are straight up and go for what they want when messaging which i much prefer..but then you get the ones that talk nonsense...then when i get fed up replying which has been using my valuable time to reply to message that is making me think that im talking to someone that has nothing better to do ...or is just on here to be flirted with then i dont bother continuing messaging, personally i dont have the time nor interest in messaging 30-50 mails to someone no matter how hot...pretty...interesting ..flattering or smoking she looks ...im much more just interested in ...No.1 if shes hot enough to see myself getn it on with..No.2 if shes not too far away..No.3.. then see if she has the normality of actually keeping regular fluid messages/conversation and showing enough interest and not gona discontinue cause she has the interest shown to her and get the ego boost and chase she needed...im more into women that actually show interest and make the effort to compliment and not talk absolute nonsense and she gets to actually suggesting and making effort to meet ..even as much as suggesting to meet is appealing/attractive for me ...much more impressive and much more someone i want to give contiuous multiple orgasms too, may i add its not that i dont want to get to know the woman ...just that it can be done in certain amount of messages for basics about them...then obviously meeting is the more real clear way of knowing who she is and what i think of her as apposed to 30 messages which anyone can sugarcoat or make read how they want it to read..especially if your talking to someone that looks hot in pics and you chat for while then end up meeting and your not into them personality wise or physically...then all that messaging has been waste of my time and energy that i could have put into going for my run or cooking my dinner with a bit more effort or finess.. or aswell using time to reply to someone thats genuinely interested and isnt just looking for the chase/play games etc...anyways thats my point of view , just wanted to share...bit of advice maybe for any women that might need it . Shane
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RHP User
12 years ago
You can't always get what you want!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Don’t a name say it all. Read your profile, and really the guy who goes all night is exhausting. The guy that says he can make a woman cum, is setting himself up to fail at pleasing a woman, but can please himself pretty darn easy. You are however rite about the endless chatter and emails and blah blah phone stuff. That’s just as bad as men bragging that they will give you so much satisfaction your nose will bleed. So no sugar coating from me. I should have a name like that bigcuntsaggytitsandgasapingforbreath. May be an apt description of me. I need advice all the time, but I like the vice part of that better. I think your the kind of guy that would stick his cock in a woman’s mouth to shut her up. Guess that beats a ball gag. happy hunting big fella hats of to ya, you seem to at least have the equipment well in hand.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well said :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Oh boy am I glad I saw this thread!!! Laughing so hard..... Great way to start the day And, triunity, I was thinking the exact same thing Lol. Maybe he met up with countrymeat so they could prowl the aisles together looking for all those chicks eager to hop on board!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
hey folks, just realized the amount of time reading this , I could have net 10 lovely ladies on here and made some awesome friends, and I need not have gone to a supermarket to meet them lol.
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RHP User
12 years ago
It;s not that they dont , they just dont want to fuck you for some reason ???
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RHP User
12 years ago
like
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RHP User
12 years ago
There are RSVP and eHarmony etc for looking for soul mates and best friends. Red Hot Pie does tend to suggest the raunchier end of the dating site spectrum. Anyway, to each his or her own.
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RHP User
12 years ago
It's hard to disagree with your statement using RSVP and other similar sites as a comparison. However, all the dating sites regardless of how they sit on a raunch scale, all have the common ground of choice. Just because guys and girls sign, doesn't instantly guarantee anyone of success, but it gives a much wider demographic to choose from. Clearly in this thread, the op area of residence the women clearly appreciate neanderthals alot more than this site does. :p
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RHP User
12 years ago
Looks like you just had an offer there from "Countrymeat"... he likes to fuck as well. Now there's the scoop of the day! Looks like you both have a lot in common... you like to fuck and women will flock to your charismatic personalities just because you tell us this. You better be quick though as he's taking his meat back to the outback.... and leaving us good fellows of RHP forever. Peace be with you bro!
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RHP User
12 years ago
This thread is more hilarious than Jimmy Fallon and Eddie Murphy combined! Poor OP he had to delete his profile.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm seriously looking for a new experience but not getting the response I expected from this site... maybe too old..I am genuine but keep getting hit on by one nighters
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RHP User
12 years ago
There's an age old adage. You reap what you sow. I've seen your profile and without the intention of sounding condescending, it's vague at best.
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CrackUp
12 years ago
Are there depths of fucking?? Does this mean I should take a pressure guage .. in case I suddenly find myself in too deep? As for shallow.. the problem with that, is.. I often find my nose, scrapping along the sandy bottom. Note to self, take a guage lest you find yourself in a deadly squeeze with the air being forced from your lungs, and take a jug for top ups.. if you find yourself in the shallows and the shallowness is starting to rub you up the wrong way.
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RHP User
12 years ago
tends to end up causing pain and embarrassment.I know because I did it at Dreamworld years ago ( I was drunk)
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RHP User
12 years ago
... I am a fun of erotic chat, it can give u ides for the bedroom and make u have horny wet dreams about what that hot guy would like to do to you.... Or it is just a fun way to find out what people like, These sites are perhaps a good place to do that... Where else can we go? Do you supposed girls could stop a guy in the veggie section of the supermarket and say "so, where would you like to put this cucumber, darling?" Besides, LOTS more guys that girls in here, of course we don't answer to most of you gentlemen... We are picky, yes, but it is simply a matter of skimming... I am new to this though... Maybe I got it all wrong... E
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RHP User
12 years ago
having read what you have said and seen a couple of the other posters stating how disappointed they are...There are many, many, many delicious women on this site...And while most of us are here to eventually end up in bed...spending delicious time together...naked...a woman, like a man, should be treated with respect and humanity...as well as with desire and lust...Fucking is not just about how long you can go, with your cock in her pussy, before you go BANG!...it's a complete, sensual, orgasmic time that should last as long as possible...Just my opinion...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Verbal Foreplay is an art, it shows respect and maturity and in most cases you seal the deal, whereas "Do Ya Wanna Root" "How Bout a Fuck" etc really does not excite most women(in a introductury meet that is)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think the poster has made a valid point........this is an adult singles/swingers site after all, most profiles state parties involved are willing to play after meeting, offcourse after all needs are met: length, girth, cut, uncut,body hair,pubic hairstyles. It amuses me why this person is then called shallow. The other day I read the post concerning women with low self esteem and that being banged by strangers just made matters worse..............HELLO
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rk5tar
12 years ago
If you're shallow, you're not in enough.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Dude, keep it private... Quoting 'bert505' hi would you interested to meet up one day soon for a coffee. xo
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sure this is a sex site but obviously you technique and style needs a little work, as mentioned on here regardless of the type of site there still needs to be a little respect of the other person, not get down and get dirty attitude, it is very in your face and will put off a lot of people as your success rate(or not) has shown. YOu sound more like a very young buck which lacks class and style, I think a new technique of picking up chicks/women on here might prove more successful, have another look at your profile, get friends to check it out and give their honest opinion, would they be wanting to hook up with you. If not, go back to Aisle 5 and have fun there, you seem more successful at the supermarket than on here.
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