RHP

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Do women have more pleasure?

May 21 2015

Women have clit orgasms, vaginal orgasms, bum orgasms, we can even come by standing within a 100m of a pussy whisperer no effort required! We squirt, we have multiple orgasms, we have boobs, and curves, and g-spots and u- turns and all the other things I have forgotten. What have I forgotten? Men just have a willy that stands to attention at inopportune times and fails in times of pressure. All they can do is choke that chicken til it vomits. Poor men. That must suck! To be fair you do have a prostrate gland that if stroked the right way, will make you squirt like a fountain. Sadly lots of men are scared of being fingered. Such a shame. :p So, what say you? Are women better equipped for pleasure?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Just to be pedantic there is no "r" in prostate, oops. Maybe that's are problem, we lie down too much

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I look at some guys passing out after just one orgasm, or at least needing 15 minutes to go again, and I actually feel sorry for them. Indeed, the way a cock can pop up at the worst times and fail under pressure or after drinking alcohol (or smoking pot for that matter). I wouldn't want the extra pressure! And of course it's well known that things like smoking or a bad diet cause funky spunk. We certainly don't have that problem on the scale they do.Wet dreams and waking up stuck to your own seamen on the sheets? Ew. Nipples as sensitive as mine? I still have to meet a guy like that. Do they even exist? I swear I'd rather have the odd period (I actually rarely have one thanks to my pill), than have to deal with all of the above. Oh, and last weekend one of my lovers complained about how raw he gets when wanking several times a day. I can't even imagine. Poor thing.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    And how is this. Women can't totally starfish and make the blokes do all the work, all the running :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Did I mention gals can withhold sex to get what they want? I love that one.

  • UnclaimedPants

    UnclaimedPants

    10 years ago

    But...... You ladies are prone to swallowing our choked chicken vomit...... We like that you will cum ten times and were still to get our first, makes us feel all manly.... We also like to do the running, nothing like having a sexy lady pinned while we mere males have our wicked way with you.... If your still feeling sorry for us blokes then take a trip to adelaide and personally make it up to me Cheers Mr Pants - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    You ladies have it all. Tick, tick and more ticks. But for species that have all the thrills, you lot sure complain a lot.........

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    The male half posted that. Wasnt me...... Bloody men.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Agreed 100%, women should rule the world So much potential

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Why dose he have to wank off when he's got you to play with

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That's not complaining. Bite your tongue. It's called a conversation, meaningful dialogue, or listen and learn or us women just trying to help you blokes out. ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Do women have more pleasure? Let me put it this way...... You lot can sit through a back-to-back marathon of Sex & The City, and feel: - * excitement* greed* contentment* lust* anxiety* happiness* sadness* and a profound need to go shopping... ....we just feel pissed off having to sit through that much crap while the footy is on.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    See that! How giving women are. I meant to say the we can totally starfish not can't! Even when I am being sarky my true giving female nature comes through. ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

  • Forus1234

    Forus1234

    10 years ago

    Women deserve more pleasure, after all, for the majority, we have to grow the babies & deliver them. I don't think any man could cope the pain of having a baby lol! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • chevtrek

    chevtrek

    10 years ago

    The answer is yes women have it better than men.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    'Choke that chicken'..oh Meeka, 😄 But in response to OPs question, yes, I think women are better equipped for pleasure. We have a multitude of ways to experience orgasm. Pity men only focus on one or two of them. I think it is the way we are 'wired'. Not all women experience the same amount of enjoyment, from said orgasms, to the same degree. Men, from what I can gather from posts here, are mostly quite happy with the conventional form of orgasm produced from penile stimulation. Sad, really...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A male can spend weeks using his crafts to develop a boat of style and substance. His hands glide over his art with such ease and delight. The man stands back an looks at his hard spent hour with such delight he deciders to name this master pce after a female.... I guess my point is yes a female has all the textures but it's a male that refines then leading in many much joyous moments. Joint venture towards pleasure I'd say...

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    10 years ago

    ......sashay.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Not all man can craft a board nor can Ll lady's handle such a highs reached from have a turn at a master builder :)) fun trying but

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I can n have cum from kissing alone but that was the best if the best of connection :) love cuming from fingers up my arse and no stim near my cock...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Women definitely have more pleasure or should I say natural ways of pleasure and I feel so sorry for those women that have those problems that do not allow them such pleasures. Men can have some fantastic pleasurable times like in Meanders recent thread we just have to train ourselves more. But pleasure comes from the senses and there is so much more to it and lets face it if you can keep yourself at that edge or just before tipping point a mans pleasure can last for a long time and all the better when you pass that point. Oh yeah.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ML... What are you saying? Sex & the City NEVER EVER gets old. And I mean NEVA!! I freely admit I sobbed in the movie theatre when Big left Carrie at the alter. Brilliant ! (true story)

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'I freely admit I sobbed in the movie theatre when Big left Carrie at the alter. Brilliant ! (true story) Shall we start a topic about low self esteem women in the media? lol

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Some men can cum by being in the vicinity of a naked woman without stimulation. But i wouldnt call it an attribute. I'd call it a hair trigger. Now if we could combine that with the other thread of Meander's of orgasm without ejaculation, we could save them having to change their undies/pants so often and have more smiling men.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'll just say this quietly and innocuously, as possible ... that one of the pleasurable things about being a woman, is that if help is needed to reach a pleasurable state, ... it's generally pretty easy to find. I think if I had to work as hard, as it seems some men do, to find a pleasure partner, I'd have inverted, atrophied and self-combusted by now. I'm sorry, so sorry.(but actually, not very sorry - sorry about that)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'nicbrett' Why dose he have to wank off when he's got you to play with He can't have me every day.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'TisonlyI'Men can have some fantastic pleasurable times like in Meanders recent thread we just have to train ourselves more. Exactly.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Do women have more pleasure? Let me put it this way...... You lot can sit through a back-to-back marathon of Sex & The City, and feel: - * excitement* greed* contentment* lust* anxiety* happiness* sadness* and a profound need to go shopping... ....we just feel pissed off having to sit through that much crap while the footy is on. I like that one, I don't watch that show myself

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Whatever. My cock does the job just fine thanks. And I can reach all that stuff in the top cupboards, open the stuck jam jars, change tyres, and all the other stuff you can only dream of. ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I can do all of the above (am also a fan of the knife through the lid method), but why would I go through any trouble when there are so many chivalrous men out there jumping at the chance to do it for me? :-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    From my point of view women have it all and they are not afraid to show it.... Women win and I love it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Don't be surly SD ... on the plus side, you male folk seems to be the ones to be offered happy endings when you get a massage. I've been up and down King Street, and haven't had one stray hand between my thighs. *dreams of ended-happily-massages, tall cupboards, jam jars and tyres that miraculously change themselves* (Actually I don't, but I guess I'm just not very creative, when visiting my subconscious.)

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' I can do all of the above (am also a fan of the knife through the lid method), but why would I go through any trouble when there are so many chivalrous men out there jumping at the chance to do it for me? :-P .......... oh..... and they love to give massages too..... all obligation free, ofcourse..... lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Lights_on' A male can spend weeks using his crafts to develop a boat of style and substance. His hands glide over his art with such ease and delight. The man stands back an looks at his hard spent hour with such delight he deciders to name this master pce after a female.... I guess my point is yes a female has all the textures but it's a male that refines then leading in many much joyous moments. Joint venture towards pleasure I'd say... If that was the case there wouldn't be lesbians and bisexual women

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You are so nice and considerate of women I'm gob-smacked every time I read your posts. And you play guitar! Want to join my band?