RHP

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Does my butt look.....

May 22 2013

Everyone has heard the guys complaining or groaning when their lady asks "Does my bum look big in this?".   What are some of the other cringe worthy things women say or ask that you don't want to hear?   Perhaps "is it in yet"....LOL   On the flipside....what compliments work best for you?   SFxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    He's home early!... Is that it?..... Your brother is heaps bigger!....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Lavender or purple??? To me toots its the same colour....to which I just nod, smile and reply "yup that one" :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mr_MrsAraps

    Mr_MrsAraps

    12 years ago

    Anything that involves mind reading ....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "We have to talk." Doesn't that sentence just put the fear into you!! What are you thinking? Don't you like my family/mother/ BFF, etc.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "Babe, there is something I need to tell you..."

  • kufs2

    kufs2

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious'"Babe, there is something I need to tell you..." lol...that was the start of my marriage proprosal!   divorced now!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I got chills just typing that!

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    12 years ago

    'Does my bum look big in this'? 'Well at least it takes the focus off your face!' - I heard that on a commercial one time!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Do you know what your problem is?! My friends were right about you. Don't look at me, I'm fat and hideous!! I've told my mum that she can stay as long as she likes. Going a little bald, aren't we... Two lines is negative, right?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Does my bum look big in this, was my ex wife....I just said yup....needless to say the fisherman that caught the fish wished by Christ he hadn't :p- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "I'm right:or "I told you so"Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    are you listening to me ...?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Nothing is wrong!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    dont worry its a small room. step outside and look. lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    not you,it's me

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    12 years ago

    When ppl say to me 'it's not you, it's me.... I just can't get my shit together'

  • Lifes_great

    Lifes_great

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Do you know what your problem is?! My friends were right about you. Don't look at me, I'm fat and hideous!! I've told my mum that she can stay as long as she likes. Going a little bald, aren't we... Two lines is negative, right?   Ooh the emotional scars still exist

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm FINE!

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    "It doesnt matter"Invariably, it does, it will, and BIG time at a later date when you least expect it.DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    When a girlfriend tells me 'my friends think your great' or 'My mum loves you'. Time for a new girlfriend!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    can we just be good friends "? Ugghhh !Compliment. I like the way you think.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'karynb'I'm FINE! What's wrong? "NOTHING."

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'"It doesnt matter" See also: "Never mind" and "Whatever".

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    When they casually mention that it seems silly to both be paying rent......RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    *insert COMPLETE DEAD SILENCE* Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Holy Sh*t...I once worked on a project with an interior designer, who abused me for choosing the wrong type of white paint....oh yeah quote..."You need to fix this"" My mum thinks we should...."" Forget it, It's nothing"Quoting 'sirlurkalot' Lavender or purple??? To me toots its the same colour....to which I just nod, smile and reply "yup that one" :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I was going through your messages, and... Or the dishonest version: I just happened to see this on your phone...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm fat/ugly/boring/unattractive, don't you! Just admit it! Admit it! Admit it! Admit it!* *Cue crying.

  • playful4u

    playful4u

    12 years ago

    "You are just like your Mother" or someone else close.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Admit it!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' "We have to talk." Doesn't that sentence just put the fear into you!! What are you thinking? Don't you like my family/mother/ BFF, etc. "We have to talk"My skin just crawled (into the shed)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I talk to your mother!!!!! FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I am not upset ya f*king idiot!!!!!!!!! *swearing under breath* FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Do we REALLY say these things and not realise how dumb they sound! LOL   Good to see we can have a laugh at our own expense!   Keep them coming...   SFxx     PS 50zkool ....agreed that is a nice compliment "I like the way you think"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    whats wrong with my parking?   For fuck sake, hurry it up will you.   no, I am not crying   no, its fine   lets go to the Opera   what this old thing, had it for ages   no it did not cost much at all honey

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'anybodyjustnow' Holy Sh*t...I once worked on a project with an interior designer, who abused me for choosing the wrong type of white paint.... LOL ...... Didn't you know that there is a cool white and a warm white, the white with black base giving it a grey tint, the white with blue base that looks cool and clean and the white with a cream warm tone. Yep! Im one of those designer types... SFxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I did, but she and I had a difference of opinion...last I looked, the building was my design, she was just meant to be helping with furniture selection :p Yup I'm a design type two...I think I went through the whole dulux fan book to find a good white for my own house lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'anybodyjustnow'I did, but she and I had a difference of opinion...last I looked, the building was my design, she was just meant to be helping with furniture selection :p Yup I'm a design type two...I think I went through the whole dulux fan book to find a good white for my own house lol Love it!   SFxx