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Dream GPS Voice
May 20 2016
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LittleGiant
9 years ago
Why haven't I heard of this?!? As soon as I saw the title of your post, my first thought was Morgan Freeman! I have to get that! My other choice would be Tom Hiddleston - I stumbled upon him reading poetry online and was in loooooove with that posh, proper English accent Miss Little x
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RHP User
9 years ago
...Master Yoda, with his backwards speech. Or maybe James Earl Jones doing Lord Vader. "I find your lack of faith disturbing, driver. Now take the second exit and continue on for 30 metres..."
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RHP User
9 years ago
Or Arnie Swarzenegger...Predator : "Something killed Hopper's men, and now it wants us...left at the roundabout then straight on for 50 metres. Take the next right...then get to the choppa!!"
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' Pierce Brosnan. (Ever see the Simpsons Space Oddessey spoof where their fully automated house (voiced by Pierce) gets a mind of its own?) My parents' GPS voice is Australian, but think it sounds much more like Pierce (until it tells my dad to chuck a u-ey that is).Also love how it never tells you you're making a mistake, it will always say "we". ;-) And Scarlett Johannson in the movie Her. I could listen to that all day. Yes, I remember that episode where Marge just fell for Pierce's voice from the 'Ultrahouse' and Pierce fell in love with Marge. Sad yet funny. lol. haha.... i hate being scolded or told off by some bitchy virtual machine! Some are soooo impatient. For example, the auto scanning check out counters at Coles. sometimes, i'm digging out change to pay for my groceries, As usual, all my change gravitates to the bottom of my big handbag (i need to get a new wallet/purse) so it takes me over 10 seconds to find the right change. Then the machine gets impatient and asks 'Do you still want to proceed' , over and over.! Bloody needy!!! I would love nothing more than scream at it 'Shut up you binary coded bitch, I've had a long nasty day at work and I don't need you to tell me, and everyone around me , that I can't find the right change!!!' Lol. But I never do... I'll look silly and a bit cray cray...
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'Koolgrey' Or Arnie Swarzenegger...Predator : "Something killed Hopper's men, and now it wants us...left at the roundabout then straight on for 50 metres. Take the next right...then get to the choppa!!" There is a good chance I will definitely get lost when he puts on that impatient bossy Austrian accent. Likely to give me a 'too-mor'.
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Out of "Lost in Space" Danger, Danger Annie. We are Lost......."
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RHP User
9 years ago
Does it have to be a celebrity? I have a guy I used to have phone sex with all the time. His voice is so sexy, gravelly mixed with silence, whoa, had me before hello, every time. I couldn't breathe when I heard his voice. He's local but we only ever had phone sex, about a year and a half ago it started. Then eventually decided to meet and he was a no show. So I cut him off. Bit more time elapses, bit of contact here and there, and he starts calling me again wanting me to meet him, week or so ago. I didn't answer. The problem? He's married and wants me to travel to his house to meet him while his wife's at work ?? Yeah nah. This time he said he's now single, still yeah nah lol but if I could choose a voice for my GPS it would have to be him. Might have to pull over quite frequently though 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
I currently have billy connelly, he puts a smile on my face when you miss a turn. I think someone like Carl Barron or even Seinfeld would be funny - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I had John Cleaese on mine... I drove around Italy with him like Basil Fawlty.... Sybil... nest of Vipers... You'll have to forgive him. He's from Barcelona... well I'll go and have a lie down then. No I won't; I'll go and hit some guests...Stupidissimo! Continental cretin!... t'd be quicker to train an *ape*!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Yes, or washing machines and dryers that make a high pitched loud sound when they finish, loud enough to wake the neighbors at night, and hopeless trying to go to sleep after putting a load of washing on. Why, because maybe we'll forget we have a load of washing on? I want to throw something at mine most nights. Bloody bedlinen 😂
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Seachange
9 years ago
Hard to get mad at him if he gave wrong directions. And every time you missed a turn or made a mistake, you'd get the response "'D'oh"! And he knows the quickest way to your local pub! 😉
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Seachange
9 years ago
Your phone sex partner does not count until we vet his voice issue GPS material. You may have to get him to call me so I can road test his voice. 😉
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Seachange
9 years ago
Seinfeld would be brilliant!!! 😉
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SexyDeviants
9 years ago
Sir David Attenborough!!!!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Would be like taking directions from Mrs3 anyhow ;)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Seriously, he could hire himself out, no guy will ever come close. He knows it too, keeps saying 'you know you want me' and I do, but I'm not. I_touch is exercising control for a change
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sweetgem
9 years ago
I have an unexplainable love for a deep manly voice when it comes to man's vocal 😋 so any of the deep voices of Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Sylvester Stallone, Luke Evans, etc. be installed into my GPS, I would be happy as Larry 😋 give me a man with deep vocal with American accent, my body will show him how much I get turned on by his voice 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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ArtsyLusttty
9 years ago
Thank God that I am Deaf so I don't have to hear the annoying GPS voice! 😛 s3d ☺ xxx - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Chopper Read love this guy. We'd be told not to bother getting the kiddies to put their seatbelts on .................cause you're all gonna fuckin die anyway
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tylannister
9 years ago
Rowan Atkinson in his best Blackadder voice. Billy Dee Williams as Lando. Salma Hayek as...mmmm...anyone she's played...rawr...
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Mischeviouslad
9 years ago
It'd be funny to install the voice of someone with a major stutter into someone else's GPS 😄 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Violetincredible
9 years ago
Such a sexy voice!! And so cute....❤️ Xxviolet
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lovman8
9 years ago
by a sexy husky voiced woman, aka Marylin Monroe singing happy birthday!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Just recently watch an episode of Black Comedy on ABC channel surfing and they had a take on GPS voices. Google black comedy indigenous gps Sean Connery or Arnold would be our choice.
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RHP User
9 years ago
gerard butler - his voice is just mmmm
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MsJonesy
9 years ago
Would be Morgan Freeman or Sean Connery. Mmm...yum! A friend had Ozzy Osbourne for awhile, it was absolutely hilarious! We would quite often turn it on even if we knew where we were going just to hear his stumbling directions.
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0z_boy
9 years ago
Oi ya farkin idiot turn the fuck ere ya fuckin useless dumb fuck awwwwww fuck meeeeeee do a fuckin u-eee ere ya fuckin wanker ya fuckin went straight fuckin past the fuckin the bottle shop fuckya! 🙉🙈🙊
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Seachange
9 years ago
Sexy sexy voice... I could recognise his voice anywhere anytime.
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Seachange
9 years ago
Sexy sexy voice... I could recognise his voice anywhere anytime.
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Seachange
9 years ago
WTF? You are the poster boy for anti-drug programs. 😁
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' WTF? You are the poster boy for anti-drug programs. 😁
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0z_boy
9 years ago
la la la la la la👉😵👈
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happy0450
9 years ago
Had a Tom Tom years ago on which you could record the instructions. My Kids all took turns, is was hilarious and great when traveling alone out of State. Missed many a turn whilst smiling that their voices.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Kath and Kim 1. Look at moiyye ployse. Look at moiyye, look at moiyye, look at moooiiiyyye2. I said the 2ND EXIT. Now I've got one word to say to you Kim &*%$ 3. Piss off Sharon, I told you to do a U-turn4. My marriage is over O-V-A-H. Over. So will yours be if you don't listen5. I pacifically said to turn left6. You know you look like mutton dressed as lamb7. Well, thank you for noticing Sharon I already know I'm a hornbag, I just want you to tell me where to go8. In 300m prepare to turn left, toute suite9. Finally you listened, You rock my world, Kath Day-Knight10. Ditto Kel You have arrived at your destination Wtf but I didn't want to go to Fountain Gate ???????? Finish with a line from Sharon "The sooner you realise all men are bastards and develop an interest in sport, the happier you'll be" joking joking I love men of course
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'ontology' Quoting 'lilyorchid' WTF? You are the poster boy for anti-drug programs. 😁 Housos indeed. lol
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Cazz61
9 years ago
But the only voice I listen to is mine so ..... Turn left soon mmmm not there yet .... nearly there mmmm ........ YES baby turn .... bliss
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RHP User
9 years ago
I would have to say sean connery in his best james bond voice, or miss money penny xD
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RHP User
9 years ago
Maybe I'll drown my sorrows in a Billabong None Left .
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Seachange
9 years ago
So you closet bogans come clean.. Haha. I love the Sharon, second best friend. That's hilarious!!! B-)
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RHP User
9 years ago
that's because we're hornbags
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RHP User
9 years ago
The voice of Optimus Prime....I can listen to it all day, I'd drive round the block over and over - Posted from rhpmobile
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OzRednecks
9 years ago
I can't go past Christian Slater. His voice would make me miss a turn so I could just keep hearing him. Cersei Lannister from GoT. Although, she would tell me to run everyone over :/ Hugo Weaving from LOTR and The Matrix. He has an incredible voice. Tony Beets from Gold Rush. That damn Viking would be hilarious!! Would be so awesome if this was possible :)
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RHP User
9 years ago
...The Emperor from Return of the Jedi."What's that...you wished to take the shortest route? Gooood. I can feeel your anger. I am defenceless. Strike me downwith all your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!! Or you could just turn left in 300 metres..."
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Mischeviouslad
9 years ago
Totally ma ma ma ma missed the point (and your l l l left turn) - Posted from rhpmobile
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tylannister
9 years ago
I just figured out the perfect GPS voice: Christopher Walken So now. You. Turn left. At the next stop sign.
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Seachange
9 years ago
chris Walken is a legend, His accent and staccato speech pattern is so distinctive. Makes me smile. Deer Hunter, Glitch and Blast from the past. Versatile.
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tylannister
9 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' chris Walken is a legend, His accent and staccato speech pattern is so distinctive. Makes me smile. Deer Hunter, Glitch and Blast from the past. Versatile. His monologue in Pulp Fiction about Butch's watch is always one of my favourites of his. That and his song and dance when he hosted Saturday Night Live, singing "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off", but insisting on pronouncing "tomato" and "potato" the same way each time.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Deep, manly, with a hint of irony in every phrase. Or maybe I'd go for Seth McFarlane doing his 'Brian' voice from 'Family Guy'. Smooth as wet velvet. Mmmm...
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RHP User
9 years ago
"Go towards shopping centre" "STOP Mimco has 50% off" "Go to Myers and park. 50% off all shoes" "Your destination will be reached in 6 hours" Im walking........ - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'kisslids' "Go towards shopping centre" "STOP Mimco has 50% off" "Go to Myers and park. 50% off all shoes" "Your destination will be reached in 6 hours" Im walking........ - Posted from rhpmobileYou know us women so well... But I would prefer a GPS that will not encourage our misbehaviour and give us detours to the nearest sale. Yep, you are right, we will never get to where we want to be.... Your fault.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Puts me in a lustful coma ,Jonny Lee Miller😈Q
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Came across her on TV the other night (figuratively speaking that is), something about a sexy bod, sexy voice and food, YUM
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Travel_Bug
9 years ago
Your celebrity voice would be Chris Hemsworth because I'm sure you'd like Thor to take you to Valhalla and back.
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Travel_Bug
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' Using the voice of someone with a handicap, DG... I'd use Christopher Pine's voice if I really couldn't stand the person. Or Pauline Hanson. 😈 I don't think Pauline Hanson knows the word left so you'd end up being Derek Zoolander (not an ambi-turner).
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Travel_Bug
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' Christopher Drivin. I want someone to develop an emoticon that can perfectly reflect that groan of a dad joke. I would use that here.
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Travel_Bug
9 years ago
Ok, it's obvious that road safety isn't an issue, so here's my picks: Articulate - Nigella Lawson, Keira Knightley, Emilia Clarke, Lena Headey, Deborah Hutton, Sophie Falkiner, Kylie MinogueHusky - Scarlett Johansson, Lady Gaga, Mila KunisThe 'Southern Belle' - no names spring to mind at the moment but you missed the turn sugar.Hispanic - Salma Hayek, Eva Mendes, Roselyn Sanchez
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RHP User
9 years ago
ooh yeah, I'd love a Greek accent, yeah baby, I'd definitely be a danger on the road
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Lord__Flashheart' Your celebrity voice would be Chris Hemsworth because I'm sure you'd like Thor to take you to Valhalla and back. okay, now you're talkin' Can I have some vision to watch too while I'm driving
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Lord__Flashheart' Your celebrity voice would be Chris Hemsworth because I'm sure you'd like Thor to take you to Valhalla and back. okay, now you're talkin' Can I have some vision to watch too while I'm driving take a couple of bites of the magic mushroom before a drive and Thor is your man.... You realize that you'll never get out of that car if you have Chris Hemsworth in there... He will certainly be Thor-n to pieces... Lol
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'Lord__Flashheart' Ok, it's obvious that road safety isn't an issue, so here's my picks: Articulate - Nigella Lawson,..., Kylie Minogue I would never have thought of that... Can't picture that two together but hey, that's your fantasy...Lol Enjoy
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RHP User
9 years ago
What if Gordon Ramsey was your GPS " great job, you missed the fucking exit you fucking Disgrace "
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Pink_Sprinckles' What if Gordon Ramsey was your GPS " great job, you missed the fucking exit you fucking Disgrace " I still think John Cleese as Basil Fawlty... "wonderful... you missed the turn you cloth eared git... you just wait until my little nest of vipers hears about this...
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RHP User
9 years ago
Was just reading your post again and yes, John Cleese as Basil Fawlty would be so funny, particularly with that frustration that consumes him. How good would it be if they made GPS interactive so the real person could respond to what we say, live interaction. My pics for a good argument would be Pauline Hanson, Summer that's so funny, just imagine a blonde and Pauline in the same space, now THAT would be an interesting conversation 'you didn't turn left. Please explain' and I'd do my best haha 😁😁😁 so the live time with her would be great, and Basil Fawlty, just imagine the arguments. Awesome fun while stuck in traffic 😁
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RHP User
9 years ago
My GPS is Yoda and dam that shit is great!! My boys love starwars and the moment they heard it they went into shock and we laughed so hard that Day!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hello Frank Walker National Tilessssssss That would make me drive off the pier - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
But I like Lee Kernaghan's voice. So easy to listen to and would definitely soothe that road rage. I could also go with having George Clooney's voice on my GPS and the sound of Marilyn Monroe's sultry sounding voice (even though it would be a task getting her voice recorded now).
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RHP User
9 years ago
Came to mind - Billy Connelly, Hugh Grant (four weddings and a funeral), well any Brit swearing really. Bridget Jones "Where the fuck is the fucking turn off", "This is Bridget Jones searching for Fleet Street." Sexy voices not mentioned yet - Ed Westwick who played Chuck Bass on Gossip Girl, and Heath Ledger! Kath and Kim - Gold, but what about Ab Fab or The Young Ones?
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soretongue
9 years ago
Billy Birmingham aka 12th Man. Although i'm not sure how the sports analogies would translate to driving, plenty of voices to choose from tho 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' Sexy voices not mentioned yet - Ed Westwick who played Chuck Bass on Gossip Girl, and Heath Ledger! would every second trip suddenly switch to a Blair Waldorf voice and send you on a wild goose chase (or just have Nate saying something dumb)?
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RHP User
9 years ago
All of the Young Ones... and Cliffy... CHAOS!
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Quoting 'Pink_Sprinckles' What if Gordon Ramsey was your GPS " great job, you missed the fucking exit you fucking Disgrace " You didn't include the word 'fuck' or 'fucking' enough for it to be good ol' Gordo. Tall
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
I'm going to dob myself in for a voice for the GPS (not for myself of course). Although none of you have heard me, naturally, whenever I phone up a female who hasn't met me as yet, they usually become "swooney" after listening to my voice. I had one female tv show host actually ask me for my details whilst she was on air, after a call from me phoning in. No bull ! Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
Nate , nah he would put me to sleep ;) Gossip girl's voice on the other hand - xoxo
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' Came to mind - Billy Connelly, Hugh Grant (four weddings and a funeral), well any Brit swearing really. Bridget Jones "Where the fuck is the fucking turn off", "This is Bridget Jones searching for Fleet Street." Kath and Kim - Gold, but what about Ab Fab or The Young Ones? yes to all of them. okay, coffee fin, back to work for me
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RHP User
9 years ago
Google Indigenous GPS...the guys from Black Comedy have made a ripper! As for my own preferences...no female voices thanks...if i wanted a female to tell me what to do I'd get married.
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Travel_Bug
9 years ago
'cause then he could could take you on your own All Aussie Adventure.
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soretongue
9 years ago
So Lord_Flashheart, that'd be from Brisbane to Sydney but via Perth, with breakdowns galore?
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'soretongue' So Lord_Flashheart, that'd be from Brisbane to Sydney but via Perth, with breakdowns galore? Hahaha. Russell Coight is funny. I see Glenn Robbins all the time as he lives in my area. Even seen him a few times in our local beach sun bathing in his budgie smugglers in summer and the local shopping centre. I never had the guts to go up to him and encroach on his personal space but would be nice to go up and take a selfie one day. Haha.Maybe have a tag team of Uncle Arthur on the GPS, who will guarantee to lead you astray and Russell Coight to the rescue to lead you back on the way, or not. lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
I love Russell Coight No way Lily, you see him out and about? But budgies nooooooo
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RHP User
9 years ago
Billy Connelly Mrs brown ? Madden ( nfl commentator ) Marilyn Monroe Tomtom.com - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
9 years ago
Oh God those gravelly deep tones alone make me want to claw my way backwards up the wall in ecstasy ....
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LittleMsBusty
9 years ago
Yep, I was young and impressionable.
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'LittleMsBusty' Yep, I was young and impressionable. Lol. How can one resist a sexy frenchman? lol
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