gazpacho

gazpacho

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Erotic Stories...

March 10 2014

I buy pornography for the stories. :p But the stories are all told in pictures. I have more than a hunch that porno mags are put together, for the most part, by men, for men. That's cause I extol my own virtues. :) So.. is it true that all women love reading erotic novels? I mean, sure there are no pictures, but it's all the same kind of thing, right? Is it also true that in those stories women want the dude to crawl across cut glass before getting his itch scratched?? Is cut glass the kind of procedure expected of us to get our messages replied to? What's was your last memorable erotic story? Hugs Gazpacho

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    They are called Mills & Boons.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mills and boon are the stories that make men crawl around on cut glass that is. Well thy used to be. I think know the men and women are all so "nice" and not a trace of Submission or dominance. So boring. I can't be bothered reading erotic stories now... And when I do they have to be pure filth and kink... And I only read the sex parts. Like my porn.... Fast forward to the sex bit.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    So called erotica snoozeworthy....I hang out at the local library....in this regard Boris Johnson is my hero.. .and that egregious tome of 50 shades of ghastly has a lot to answer for....yes the shelves are groaning with pastel imitations....wannabe Ms.James popping up everywhere.... Now Ms. Austen does it for me Gaz....she is damn sexy....Mr.D has no peer....and I suspect is the model for most women's fantasies...handsome,rich,intense,dark,intelligent and madly in love with the independent Lizzie.....makes most women wet Gaz and he at over 200 years is even older than me:-) I do however enjoy both Anne Rice and Anais Nin,I think it. is because they know how to write,they understand the importance of narrative....its not just tie me up tie me down and bonk me every which way :-) xxQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Mills and boon are the stories that make men crawl around on cut glass that is. Well thy used to be. I think know the men and women are all so "nice" and not a trace of Submission or dominance. So boring. I can't be bothered reading erotic stories now... And when I do they have to be pure filth and kink... And I only read the sex parts. Like my porn.... Fast forward to the sex bit. If I want to watch The Notebook with dirty sex in it......I'll watch The Notebook while fucking my brains out If I want to watch porn...then that's all I want to see....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I used to love reading erotic stories in the porn mags on here.....I used to write a few too and I had a amazing visual imagination that i would text to any lover that so inspired me. INSPIRATION? I dont know whats missing anymore, but I have no desire to read or write.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    and then I record themand then I get paid forty bucks to submit them and then ten cents every time someone listens to them they are short, around five minutes cause that's how long it takes to jack off I like erotic stories if they are written well , good plot and story not crap like Fifty shades of grey but I have to admire the marketing of that dribble wish I had thought of it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    What a awesome lady you are, well i did know that you are awesome but something new ive learnt about you. I scored story of the month here last year. I enjoy reading and writing but have quite a few fav authors.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I used to write stories for my friend's blog. I miss writing. I still write the stories and email them to my friends that request them but it's not the same as having a bunch of random people masturbating to something I wrote - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I write. A lot. I write when I'm sad, when I'm happy and of course, when I'm horny. And invariably, my mood dictates what and how I write. I write (and read) for a living, so there's no escaping the importance of words to me. I love cliterature if it's done well - agree that Fifty Shades was a pile of horse poo; couldn't get past chapter 3! I have a group of girlfriends who text me with a saucy theme and I will write a short erotic story based on what they want just for them. I know these women and know what they like in their cliterature - it can be wildly different. Some like a long tease with just a bit of sex at the end; some like more hard core sex and less story. Some like them very short, some longer. My point is, as with life, I don't think we can generalize about what women want in this regard. For me, I'm somewhere in the middle. I like a decent amount anticipation but I also want the written sex to be quality and not over in a few paragraphs. I enjoy variety too! Kisses, Mrs - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Your question "Is cut glass the kind of procedure expected of us to get our messages replied to?" Is not how it works. I don't think anyway. I know some guys get upset because they have to "work" for it but that isn't true, we just like some manners and a bit of getting to know you thing. Oh lordy Gazzie....... I suppose we do expect some jibber jabber, hopefully we don't bore you too much. I know my problem with messages on RHP is that lots of men are very nice and cute and worth having a chat too...... but there are too many of them. Why should I choose Bob over Vladimir? Why is toothick better than longandhard? Like in the supermarket, too many choices and it does my head in. So it's better just to meet people face to face and meet and greets and other events. For me anyway.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Forbidden Reading by Lisette Ashton. Librarian Justine is given a chance to acquire La Coste: an unpublished story that is supposedly the most disturbing work written but eh Marquis de Sade. Justine's quest will bring her face to face with extremes of punishment and pleasure. Certain to face sacrilege, sadism and pursuit of forbidden reading. Actually that reminds me I did buy the Marquis De Sade, Philosophy of the Boudoir but I stopped reading at page 70 because there was too much talking....... and not enough action. Gawd I am a philistine sometimes. hehe