Ever had your RHP life come to light? Share your embarrasing tales.

February 18 2014

Last night I caught up with my ex-girlfriend. It was all quite civil and friendly enough, lingering tension aside. I think she wanted to reconcile the relationship and I wasn't really on board with that, but I was happy to hang out with her and share a drink. So I go to the toilet and leave my phone on the bench, and while I'm away I get a text message. She obviously can't resist the temptation and woe is me, I never bothered to change my pin. Big mistake. It's easy to forget after being on RHP for a while that having a fairly substantial list of people messaging you sexually and sending you lewd photos doesn't quite sit in the normal spectrum of social behaviour. Her face when I came back from the bathroom said it all.

Comments

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Change your pin......... privacy is a MUST! Imagine the crap if that women (whom you visited) got hold of that other women's number, and started stalking her and making threats etc all because she wanted you all to yourself?? How are you going to deal with it all because you can't be bothered to change your pin?? Where's the other woman's right to privacy? It's happened to me..and it's not a nice thing to go through. REAL LIFE came to light all right. Scared the be-jesus out of me!! As for that woman who checked your phone...she had no right to! You have a right to privacy. Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    and the guy in the checkout queue behind me says..."Hey, you're Foxy?" Errrrrrrrrrrr ummmmm No I am not, think you mistaken me for someone else. *daughter looks at me puzzled* Foxy

  • blond_gypsy

    blond_gypsy

    11 years ago

    Jesus, he said that with your daughter standing there? What a prick. I had a guy who wouldn't leave me alone, so I blocked him. That weekend I go for a coffee. Guess who the manager is?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I can just imagine. Lol. Yes, I often forget that things that I now consider normal are considered outrageous by a lot of people. Oh well. Opps Blond_Gypsy. I take it she thinks you are totally perverted now. Woo hoo!!!! 😆

  • blond_gypsy

    blond_gypsy

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' I can just imagine. Lol. Yes, I often forget that things that I now consider normal are considered outrageous by a lot of people. Oh well. Opps Blond_Gypsy. I take it she thinks you are totally perverted now. Woo hoo!!!! 😆 Well when we were together I floated the idea that it would be interesting to see her with another guy. She nearly broke up with me then and there, and told me outright that that was totally weird. Just to give some perspective :P

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    11 years ago

    I think this goes to confirming the modern moment. A moment in time that is at once leading edge and at the same time relegated to history. The sex industry has always been an early adopter of technology. To deny the current pace of information access and communication is luddite. And, your ex girlfriend is creepy... cracking into a guy's phone to secretly get the gossip... send her a pic of your cock. I was standing in the street talking to a few choice peeps from here and along comes a guy your age blondie.... He's friends with my son. This is not the first time that sort of thing has happened. I was escorting two ladies to Hellfire one evening and along comes a guy your age, he's friends with my son too. We're all dressed up in our kinks. I'm standing in my kitchen whipping my arse with a wooden spoon because of the young ladies partying in my pool. You guessed it, they're friends with my son. HugsGazpacho(cc me that pic)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I first joined RHP whilst still with my partner. He also happened to read a message, you know the one, "You've got mail, very sexy mail"? My first thought was how could I be that stupid? We are now separated, and I can honestly say that I don't think I was being stupid, and perhaps he was supposed to find out. You say you think she wants to reconcile, but you don't. Maybe subconsciously you were being just as "stupid" as I was. As I said, just a thought.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Be careful what you say to your friends when you've had way too much to drink.

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    She really shouldn't have been reading your messages away.....that really is just bad manners.....

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    I don't flaunt my life..... but I DO live it well. (Although, I would NEVER make a comment in this site, or off the site with someone from here about the number of people I may or may not have had, am having or aspire to have sexual liaisons with..... it's crass, and I don't kiss n tell). But, if someone has a problem with how I live my life, it's their problem. I don't make it mine. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Perhaps his phone was on the table and the message flashed on the screen for anyone to see. She was out of line for unlocking the phone..... but as an Ex, she has no right to complain or judge the recipient. BG might want to review his privacy style ;-) DG - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    She completely disrespected you and she's your ex (for a good reason I assume), so why care what the hell she thinks? But ok... I got a new colleague six months back, who is even more direct than me. She's married with a baby, and was very interested in my adventures. Me, being an open book when asked directly, was happy to share. Then one night, in the pub with more than ten colleagues, we whispered about threesomes. She asked me how a threesome with two guys would work, and if one would be waiting his turn while the other fucked me. I told her two guys could fuck me at the same time... She looked pensive for a sec, then (just as everyone stopped talking) blurted out: "SO DO YOU DO DOUBLE VAG?" Whoa. (That became a running joke very quickly.)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'I often forget that things that I now consider normal are considered outrageous by a lot of people. Was at a lecture today, where the patient discussed was given the pseudonym Miss DP. People stared blankly while I tried not to laugh.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    I brought my dad a hot thermal travel mug for Christmas with a pic of a cute little Fox on it. I couldn't resist. Foxy PS- Blonde - My daughter is older, so he may have thought we were friends or sisters perhaps?? Still I was uncomfortable.

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    11 years ago

    ...your son really gets around!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Try going into a phone shop to get your phone looked at....... I'm a single mum, I have 2 still at home. Luv em to bits, lost without them, they're my support network. I have a normalish job. I leave my handcuffs in the other bag lol. Anyway, I go into the phone place, mobile in hand not thinking that they're going to hold onto my phone while talking to me.......oppps! The things that kept popping up on the screen, I could hear the tell tale sounds. Think the young guy's face said it all..... He took my phone straight out the back while I'm tripping over my halo to get it back and stop apps from running and incomming messages. Mission not accomplished Ohhhhhhh. The tech guy comes out and has a huge smile on his face tells me they're hanging onto it........ohhhh not good. Even with my sim card back there's still tons of stuff on the handset. End of the day, meh......maby it made someones day. Hahaha And yes my phone came back in record time, all fixed and completely wiped clean. And yes kiddies that's just one story.........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You cannot just finish an op like that man thats like fucking holding out gypsy boy !!!!!! So did you fuck her or what ?? You know she wanted to well did you want to ?? Did you both fuck your brains out on your table there and then oh fuck man i will finish it . Well i did not change my pin and why would i it was not me that ever hid the truth while searching for lies to justify her cheeting ways , as i returned to the table there she was that same look and having a go at my personal space , well i sat down grabed my phone off her and said this yes please my dear have you not learnt yet how to respect another hmmm , oh but my i am sorry she said to me and i could see that she did see her wrong doings and that i was no longer some kid she could push around nor disrespect but i was a honourable man with many a fine lady at my side if i so required silence from her lips is now what followed . Well honey you have come a long way and you do care and understand write from wrong i am so proud of you and with that blondy gypsy man stood tall with a flick tossed the solid steel table to one side revealing his former love on the recieving end of a firm tongue lashing as blondy grabbed her with both arms thrusted her tiny helpless uncertain body and lips to his and passionately powerfully kissed her deep so deep her knees buckled under her blondy held her tight and tore open her blouse revealing her small perky breasts he plunged his lips on her breast to her neck her breast and picked her up as if she was a blow up doll like the one my mates got me my last bday haha anyway blondy with the strenght of ten kings the cock of herculies the passion of romeo fucked his former lame lay on the restaurant floor she screamed with pleasure as blondy the king pounded the absolute fuck out that deserving young lass as he drove his cock deep in her they both had the most amazing climax ever blondy yelled im gunna im gunna yep ohh fuck im gunna change that fucking pin number can you remind me later ??? The end - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It's like driving a did car again after you have sold it?? Don't go back as there's no reason ? Always remember why you sold that car in the first place ? It was a dud ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hey foxy are you sure the guy wasn't chatting you up and it was a total coincidence. "Hey your foxy" "fancy going for a drink?" Could have been his next line. Lol :-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • blond_gypsy

    blond_gypsy

    11 years ago

    Funnily enough, I just had a close "real life" friend send me a flirt on rhp. Sigh.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'shytallnhandsome' Hey foxy are you sure the guy wasn't chatting you up and it was a total coincidence. "Hey your foxy" "fancy going for a drink?" Could have been his next line. Lol :-) - Posted from rhpmobile It could've been - but doubt it...LOL LMAO with my 17yr old daughter in toe with me, I'm thinking, he'd have to be very cocky, courageous or senseless! Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I can't really imagine u with a girl who would leave you because you vented the idea of doing something naughty... Hope you are well! E