M60
Faking it
December 26 2014
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RHP User
10 years ago
I am not sure what the point in faking it is, if someone is not pushing the right buttons I am not about to pretend that they are so they think they are, that is defeating the purpose of having someone getting to know what I know what works and what doesn't. I make plenty of noise when I am enjoying the sensations but I won't pretend to cum to fluff someone's ego.
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Hottie1
10 years ago
For those that have played with me, they might actually not believe this. I cum multiple times and with really skilled lovers I saturate them, me, the bedding, possibly the walls ;) As a lover you know very well you have bought an incredible amount of pleasure to me and I to you, hopefully, because my body reacts well. Imagine my surprise during a playtime, in making my playmate cum multiple times, he wanted me to do all sorts of things to myself, with no help from him. I must say i should have spoken up but I didnt. I hated the fact that I wasn't being touched, that I faked an orgasm, there was no cum/squirt to speak of from me and I left ! I went home, hubby peed himself laughing at my predicament! So yes, have done it once. 😪 Mary xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Never.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I used to do it all the time. It's quite difficult for someone else to make me cum and I used to be too insecure to lend a hand to the proceedings when I was younger, so yeah, I used to do it a lot. Not any more though. I'm lucky enough to have men in my life who are both skilled and also are more than happy for me to help things along if necessary.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I don't see the point of faking it. I enjoy myself regardless.
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
With the ex wife. Something about the same ol same ol infrequent methodology left me cold..... so I faked it to end it and not hurt her feelings. These days..... I know better.
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Missb4u
10 years ago
i did all the time as I was constantly told there was something wrong with me because I didn't cum as quickly as it was deemed was normal. since finding rhp I have not. I made the decision that I didn't want shitty sex any more and had to be proactive in finding my pleasure.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I used too, but not anymore :). If they think you've come they are gonna stop trying lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
same as Ralf......why should I?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Heaps of times.
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RHP User
10 years ago
How does a guy fake orgasm what do you pee in her instead of filling her up with cum I don't get it you blow or you don't how can you fake it ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Throughout my entire twenties.
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beebs
10 years ago
....I don't always have some yoghurt available :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' i did all the time as I was constantly told there was something wrong with me because I didn't cum as quickly as it was deemed was normal. That's almost exactly what happened to me...
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RHP User
10 years ago
You just spit on her back while she has her bum up and head in the pillow. ;-)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'MrAqurius30' How does a guy fake orgasm what do you pee in her instead of filling her up with cum I don't get it you blow or you don't how can you fake it ? - Posted from rhpmobile and likely not using condoms with the missus, but if a guy's wearing a condom and pulls out and disposes of it - how is the lady supposed to know what the contents were, or were not...?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'MrAqurius30' How does a guy fake orgasm what do you pee in her instead of filling her up with cum I don't get it you blow or you don't how can you fake it ? - Posted from rhpmobile Mate I'm not sure about you but after 3 climaxes I have virtually no cum left especially if the first one is a good one... Besides as she has already been filled earlier she still has cum inside her.... Now before anybody says. This was when I was a young buck I could never cum more than 3 times now.....
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' i did all the time as I was constantly told there was something wrong with me because I didn't cum as quickly as it was deemed was normal. since finding rhp I have not. I made the decision that I didn't want shitty sex any more and had to be proactive in finding my pleasure. Ms B and all the other women out there.... Everything is "normal" whatever that means. I've had women who cum within seconds of me entering them and sex was a rolling series of climaxes for her.... I've been with women who only cum from oral sex, others who take 10 minutes of hard rubbing o their clit..... that is what makes sex so amazing, the differences between us all. The discovery of what turns your partner on and how to satisfy them - that's the fun bit eh...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Quoting 'Missb72' i did all the time as I was constantly told there was something wrong with me because I didn't cum as quickly as it was deemed was normal. That's almost exactly what happened to me... I wasn't even told, I just thought I must be taking too long. Being in a relationship with a man who didn't like giving oral for too long didn't help.
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madotara69
10 years ago
Oh not necessarily, Yep married and no need for condoms and I must say after being urged to cum half a dozen times or more, women? it's like getting a bit parched and spits of dust is about all is left, for the sakes of an heart attack, its not that much of a no no to fake just the last few, happy wife happy life. Mado Mado Tara xx
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Seachange
10 years ago
A few times. Enough said.
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inspirit
10 years ago
Whats the big deal. I heard some one say something about inflating an ego? Really? Sometimes you just give, because you can. Reminds me of reading something about -quote- "Have you ever given and not expected anything in return" and there is this........ For the love of god, sometimes I am fucked after hours of play and want said cock to roll over and go to sleep or leave, not keep going because I haven't had my 10th orgasm and he wants me too.
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inspirit
10 years ago
Do you not have instant posting
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madotara69
10 years ago
I got instapost, we just like two peas in a pod.
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inspirit
10 years ago
Back to the topic then ey........
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RHP User
10 years ago
More often than not....what am i talking about, much more often.
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Twisted_Mister
10 years ago
In the exact circumstances DG described. I'm going to get belted for this, but particularly when the Collingwwod game was due to start soon.... But she knew that - there are 24 hours in the day, and she deliberately tried it on at that time and admitted it later! NB - NOT bagging all the girls as stereotypes.... :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
10 years ago
With my ex husband every time.....💋
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RHP User
10 years ago
Sometimes its the easiest way out when the mood or circumstances change, only done it a few times. I don't see anything majorly wrong with it, and its not like someone is going to pull the condom from the bin to check.. . I think there is more wrong when someone is putting the expectation on that you do cum, sex is much more the sex than the orgasm, so don't pressure me, I am fine. For the few times that I did fake it I never went back for seconds. Has someone faked it with me? that I do not know. Kind of pointless as I don't need my ego stroked that way, I am well capable of doing that my self.
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RHP User
10 years ago
No need to take it as the pleasures should always be natural regardless if one person cums or not :))
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RHP User
10 years ago
This thread reveals so much more than just fake orgasms it reveals Naked Foundations of an individuals Past ! Present ! Future ! With a clear view of ones revealed: Chosen path ! Current attitude ! Fate destined for delivery ! Never Faked Never Will. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
All you poor stud muffins who can't manage just one more encore...after seven or more..Shake,rattle.and roll.. 😜xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' Has someone faked it with me? that I do not know. I've met too many men who've said they could tell if a woman faked it. Trust me, fellas: you can't. We don't all fake it like in When Harry met Sally.
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RHP User
10 years ago
All depends on how well you know the person. On those few occasions that I faked it it reminded me of why I don't do any form of acting. It felt horrible and awkward, but then they had not seen me cum before so had nothing to compare it against. Some people are reenactments of Krakatoa, the whole street knows they are cumin, others you are lucky if you spot them blink as they ninja their way through the orgasm. I guess the quite ones have the easy post coitus option of faking the answer when I ask, "Did you cum?" They can say yes, I would not know. I have even said the stupidest thing on occasion "Are you sure you came?", or got a stranger response, "What you din't notice?" I am not a fan of quiet. I like a woman that puts some life into sex, if they are faking it I don't care if its for me or the neighbors that they are putting on the show. I will be back for act two and at the front row till the end of the season. I used to like Meg Ryan till I saw that scene, cringe worthy..
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madotara69
10 years ago
I remember a few years back, home on holidays from NZ, we were ready to move back to Aus, I rang around feeling out the roofing game, see what the money was like, this old feller asked me how old I was, "25 years old" I answered, he said, "yeah I'd give you a go, you have a few years left in you before you get all buckled up" No one ever warned me of shaggers back It just seizes up after all the years of those seven or more encores, I can still endure 4 or 5 orgasms, god love her, but 6 and seven +, I get to fake on compassionate grounds.
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Lovinit28andKC72
10 years ago
Just let be explain in a little more detail..... I never orgasmed until I was 40, my ex husband helped himself, without worrying about me, my needs or my pleasures. Then my next long term partner, preferred to do other things than have sex with me..... So I hope this clears my faking orgasms, now it's a totally different scenario and haven't faked an orgasm in the last 6 years.... 💋
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madotara69
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'Blindman67' Has someone faked it with me? that I do not know. I've met too many men who've said they could tell if a woman faked it. Trust me, fellas: you can't. We don't all fake it like in When Harry met Sally. Don't know what fellas you have in mind, but you try faking a full on body orgasm, where you're shaking about all over the bed with sparks shoot'n outa all your orifices and eventually simmering down too a quivering mess unable to speak a simple word even, saturated in your own love juices, $10 bucks you're on, to pull that one off.
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RHP User
10 years ago
There is no way i could pull one off like that, but then I can not cum like that with a condom on, so as a guy I cant fake that explosive level. I have to have the plastic to cover the evidence. Not everyone goes off like that, in fact few do, you have to be reasonably fit to start with, know what you are doing with your own body, and have a partner that is willing to give like a well trained pit crew focused on that finial turn. For some inexperienced guys it would be more than easy to pull a fakie as a woman. Some girls you just have to look at them sideways and the go, others it is a marathon that seldom gets to the finish and I am not sure who is more exhausted. Especially these hot summers, my heart is racing just thinking about it.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Lovinit28' Just let be explain in a little more detail..... I never orgasmed until I was 40, my ex husband helped himself, without worrying about me, my needs or my pleasures. Then my next long term partner, preferred to do other things than have sex with me..... So I hope this clears my faking orgasms, now it's a totally different scenario and haven't faked an orgasm in the last 6 years.... 💋 Good to here someone is catching up on lost time. Some people never get the chance to take control, never get to indulge their own bodies. Shame these types of threads and posts don't get to see the light of more conservative media. Sometimes all people need is someone to lead by example.
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madotara69
10 years ago
Meander is not getting out of it that easy, it's her faking it, not you.
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RHP User
10 years ago
MadoNow that is a performance I would love to see.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I have i just wasn't really into her the sex was boring but she was a nice girl so i just made out like i enjoyed it . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
but my husband has !!! It was the first time he had sex with me !!! He was a "virgin" and I might as well have been one, too !!! Neither of us had much experience at "sex" and I certainly did not know what to do with my "female muscles", poor guy !!! We can certainly laugh about it now !!! Amy
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RHP User
10 years ago
Jode181 after cumming 7 or 8 time why would you fake #9 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
All the time , my hubby is sooooo small and useless ! That's why I married him ;) You can't be serious ??? Xxx - Posted from rhpmobile
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joanne1991
10 years ago
Honestly some men are there to pleasure themselves and don't care whether we orgasm, my last intimate meet made my whole body shake and quiver with ecstasy and he asked why, honestly can men tell I don't think so, but I stopped faking many years ago.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'joanne1991' Honestly some men are there to pleasure themselves and don't care whether we orgasm, my last intimate meet made my whole body shake and quiver with ecstasy and he asked why, honestly can men tell I don't think so, but I stopped faking many years ago. Some years ago, a lover of mine was riding me and had an amazing climax. She asked me did you feel my pussy? I answered no. She said that she was amazed that I could not feel her contractions that for here were most intense..... so sometimes it's difficult for us to know. But Joanne if your body was shaking and quivering and he didn't know then I'm thinking he would never know... So for me, it's more about her reactions and her vocalisations, some women cum without so much as a whimper whilst others their whole body shakes and shudders, whilst some squirt..... so you are all normal and all different...... now finding out is the real adventure.....
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RHP User
10 years ago
No mate, I've even posted topics about faking it before and I was gobsmacked at the amount of women who do! Practically all. It was very hard for me to learn to orgasm with someone else, it took years and a lot of effort from quite a few men but it never occurred to me to lie about it because I knew I could cum on my own and I wanted to do it with others! . I still remember the first time in the days of sharing a flat with others. Coming out of my bedroom with a huge grin on my face to announce the event to our friends!
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RHP User
10 years ago
I've ever faked it is if they're so boring in bed I need them to finish quickly so I can get the hell out of there! Lol - cruel me. If they're worth sticking with and teaching, I think it's more encouraging if you're honest with them and say 'hey, I didn't get there, but that means you can try so much harder next time.' Unfortunately, there are some touchy people out there whose fragile egos then crumble. I have to keep telling you all, I'm a very difficult woman to please. In any case, as others have said, I still (usually) enjoy myself even if I don't orgasm, so why bother faking it?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting '40DeeD' I've ever faked it is if they're so boring in bed I need them to finish quickly so I can get the hell out of there! Lol - cruel me. If they're worth sticking with and teaching, I think it's more encouraging if you're honest with them and say 'hey, I didn't get there, but that means you can try so much harder next time.' Unfortunately, there are some touchy people out there whose fragile egos then crumble. I have to keep telling you all, I'm a very difficult woman to please. In any case, as others have said, I still (usually) enjoy myself even if I don't orgasm, so why bother faking it? Hey 40Dee... I've found that the women who say that they are picky or difficult to please are actually the easiest to please because they generally know what turns them on and how to guide a man as to what they want...... Thanks for your post.... Happy New Year
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RHP User
10 years ago
Meeka, why?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yep...... Heaps of times ...hes now an ex.
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